Be at a female friend's house

>be at a female friend's house
>solid 7/10
>killing time watching tv together
>suddenly it's o'clock in the evening
>she starts rummaging through her purse
>she starts to panic over something
>ask her what's wrong
>user, I forgot my ass mirror
>I know the feel all too well
>I offer my assistance
>she doesn't want me to help look for it
>be a few minutes later
>she asks if I can do it for her
>knowing how bad it can be without your mirror, I accept
>she takes off her pants and bends over
>I try to make it quick so she doesn't feel too bad
>only put one finger in
>okay maybe two
>8 minutes later
>we're done
>she looks me right in the eyes and thanks me
>says she has to go to the bathroom to finish up
>she goes
>after a bit I get curious
>I look at her bag
>mirror sitting right on top
>not sure what this means or what I should say

Is this the new meme or something?

Include me in the screencap

>shoulder day
>24 hour gym
>male nurse so get off at 3 AM
>head to gym in scrubs
>change, repping OHP 155
>realize what I'm doing
>drop weights, sprint into bathroom
>the last asshole forgot to wash the gym ass mirror
>mfw

Haha epic post OP! I bet this will get many upboats on reddit!

put me in the screencap so when this is reposted I am in the screencap

Death to the enemies of Israel

If it makes you feel better OP, I thought that was pretty funny

Don't put me in the screencap

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I know that feel brah. Me and my flatmate are Frozen on ABC right now, and I am helping him work it loose because he lost his mirror. It's no homo because we're just bros doing bro things.

haha

Is this the fingerbox of 2017?

Just posting this to tell you to not include me in the screencap.

Fuck all of you

hi friends i once saw a picture posted with a tonnn of annons replies and i thought it was really cool how the posts were kinda saved in history. So include me in the screen capture picture for the epic memes in the future! we can roast some noobies when they post something that isn't funny heh

This isnt even screencap worthy its retarded you faggots

Put me in the screencap or I'll cry

Mfw he screencaps his own post: :\

Is this some new kind of bait?

what is happening

I don't get it
I want this thread to die but I also want an explanation

I don't get it

Oops i wasn't ironic enough

Almost as funny as

What the fuck did I just read?

it can be if you force it hard enough

>in the squat rack
>suddenly get the squat shits
>run to the bathroom
>let out the sweet release of pee pee poo poo
>wipe as usual
>reach into my pocket for my ass mirror
>it's gone
>panic because now I have to ask the twink to spot my ass
>he happily obliged
>tfw getting fingered by the resident gym twink
>he makes sure I'm all cleaned
>thanks n-no homo
>pull up my pants and wash my hands
>it was in my back pocket the whole time

wat

haha well memed my friend

Probably did it on purpose. Definitely gay and true

haha dude it's up to you put me in the screencap or don't, im p chill man haha

Fuck me this is so stupid.