Bodybuilding restaurant

>Welcome to McMeatheads, can I take your order?

One McMuscles meal with a bottle of Gains.

but isn't this a toll booth? What would I possibly order here?

I'll take 1000 of you verses 100 gorillas please:)

>nice outfit dweeb, i bet i could knock you out in 1 single kidney punch, now get me a strawberry milkshake stat

Every single meal has a complete raw onion in chopped in it. Even the desserts.

>That'll be $21.50. We except cash, check, and NattyCard™

NattyCard™ or the Natty Lickaroo™. Your choice.

I want 4 meaties with no mayo extra oats and make sure it's stirred. I'll also have one order of snap city fries.

I'll take the big guy burger.
Does it come alone?

H-hi there young man. One McOnion with a side of s-spaghetti please

Oh, here’s your tip!

One Beast Feast please. Do you still sell breakfast?

8 scoops

Ill take 1 gf...please

only

sorry, but you have to be over 6' to get this item

Hello, is your whey organic?

One McGains with a side of secret supplement sauce.

>Tips
I actually fell for this shitpost nearly 2 years ago when i first started, you faggots meme'd me good.

ya I'll take the chicken breast on a stick please

>this is actually something I wish I could get in a drive thru

>brock literally doing any job but defending the universal championship

i just got memed into testing my test levels after being memed that i just don't work hard enough

>let me get the beef protein shake, rare

Hey listen can I get a McManlet meal for my boy in the back seat, throw in the Boys you for him, thanks.

Give me 20 of your best cycles and a few orders of PCT please

Hey, can I get the Tyler1 special?

For you

I'll take a Big McLargehuge with a side of beef slabs

did you play kingdom of loathing

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Just a McGainuggets with a large creatine soda and as many onions as you can fit in the bag

>uhhh ya
>can I get uhhhhh....one second please
>okay ya, can I get uhhhhh.... breakfast brodown
>uhhh okay y-you too

I just want my milk jug back.

I'll have an extra large onion juice with a side of raw onion rings, do you accept Alpha Card?

just mess me up bro i don't want to be human anymore.