/fph/ million layers edition

Why? Whats wrong with making fun of a man that cant muster up the willpower to eat less.

because he's a nice guy so why would you root against him? What did he do sit on your dog or something?

hes not nice hes an idiot that pretends ot be nice for pity points

Its not enough to be a nice guy, fix your head, fix your diet and start lifting . He's done nothing so the odds are against him, if he starts working on something I might change my opinion but til then.

This is the most petty shit that it's almost kind of funny. The guy is so beta that he gets cucked into a panic attack by Anita Sarkeesian, he loses his wife, and all he wants is to weigh less than a whale, and you guys are just kicking him down the entire way.

Hello newfriend.
The problem with Boogie is the amount of shit he ate in his videos. By shit, I mean food that you would not necessarily want to feed your children. And now, I’m guessing his target audience is teenagers and 20somethings, imagine what it does to persons brain, seeing one of their “idols” completely neglect nutrition, to a point where we, the taxpayers, have to pay for his operations because, how he put it “somebody is going have to pay for it”. Then it circles back, “Why should I give a fuck?” - says a teenager, looking at her/his fifth bag of Doritos.

Maybe I’m exaggerating, but this is what it is to me.
This aside tho, I do wish him the best. And I feel sorry for him because of the wife thing.

Nah, it's funny because he's fat af

He's literally the walking avatar of what's wrong with men these days: beta as fuck, wants self improvement without effort or change, and I'm willing to bet years of obesity have caused him to be low test.

>we, the taxpayers
first of all, he paid full price out of his pocket for the surgery because it wasnt covered by the insurance

second of all, he propably gives back in taxes in a month more than you do for the entire year, so you can kindly fuck off

Boogie is still a faggot for his inability to stick to a fucking diet and lose weight without having to pay for it

you'll suffocate and then she'll eat you.

hi Boogie

Believe me, you don't. Posted the story before but I e-dated a fat girl (who I thought was thin), when they're fat they can't reach down to clean themselves properly and it causes things to...grow...It stinks and tastes horrible.

Post the story again, fag

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My guess i on him dying on the operating table to cash in, now that he's losing weight there's a chance his dick will poke out of his fupa and then she'll have to service him. Which ofc she finds revolting.

Both fph breads ruined with boogie bullshit, time to go sleep

Not exactly FPH but a rant
>Secretary at work asks for dieting tips since I went from chubbo to fit last year
>Thanks to /fph/

>Explain CICO and BMR
>Her BMR is about 1500 (she's super short, old and fat)
>Explain basic math (Tell her she can cut 500 and will lose about a pound a week, the less she cuts the slower she will lose the weight)

>She brags that she barely ate anything today so that will be easy
>She starts listing the fatty foods she ate (bread with butter and a slice of cheese for breakfast, a "healthy" smoothie with random shit that was at least 600 cal etc)
>She ate about 1200 total and fucked her macros
>Told her 1200 was good but she might want to stop her day there

>Bitch gets a nasty look on her face and starts yelling at me
>I'm disrespectful and preachy and ugly
>She barely ate anything and there is no way it was near 1200 calories
>Besides she would die and go into "starvation mode" if she only ate 1000 so I clearly dont know anything

>"starvation mode"
whatever asshole made this up is hopefully rotting in hell by now.

He posted on Reddit about how it's not for the money and that he was flat broke when they got married. Isn't that bullshit though? I swear in one of those guy "my life so far" videos that he was already semi youtube famous and they met because she was already a fan.

Veeky Forums was right in the end. Instead of waiting fr boogie to have a heart attack so she can inherit the money, she's decided half his money is better than spending her whole life with him.

If you critically under eat you will enter a starvation mode. Too bad it's where your body eats your skeletal muscle down to the bare minimum it needs to move and preserves as much fat as it can for later.

Oh, and you'll still lose weight.

If not I wouldnt mind escorting him

u better pick one of these two
1. Pls b london.
2. Get that resume ready, a guy can't say shit to women these days at work esp about them being fat, ur gettin fired

LOL
This can only happen when you are 5 percent bodyfat.

he cant get fired if he actually stopped the conversation there and never called her a disgusting fat piece of shit

I'm not saying she's "starvation mode" but my gf is XTRA STICC and I've always thought it was interesting that she seems to have soft fat on her belly and thighs. I've always been lean twinkmode (though recently bulked up to 200lbs) and have always had a hard body with taught skin. I think her nutrition might be such shit for so long that her body is desperately holding on to the fat she has left.

they just need to go and say that they felt that way... harassment is defined by the feeler breh

>Was she a feeder?
In one of his videos he mentions that an ex of his was one, and wanted to make him the fattest person on Earth. It seems he was fine with this at the time.
No, not his now ex-wife, another ex, in that video he says his then wife was very much encouraging him to lose weight.

According to the article where he got his "85%of marriages fail" after a bypass, it says the main cause is jealously from the other partner. It's about how the one who got the surgery starts feeling better, more confident, more attractive etc while the partner that didn't get the surgery begins a decline.

Essentially she realized that he's getting healthy and thin and she's still just a tub of lard that will just feel worse and worse about herself by being around someone that's becoming better physically and mentally. Divorce is easier than making changes apparently.

>Another factor is that the spouse who did not undergo weight-loss surgery finds that she misses the “old life” - a lifestyle that was likely centered around food and eating activities. The partner and lifestlyle that once were, are now gone and probably irretrivable. The marriage has transitioned into something that is not satisfactory for one of the couple.

healthcentral.com/article/divorce-rate-after-bariatric-surgery-is-high-my-bariatric-life

I'm starting to think that harassment laws differ depending on the workplace and how badly the person in question is desired by their employer. I work retail with a huge neckbeard who CONSTANTLY has complaints against him by female employees because he's always making inappropriate jokes and always being a condescending prick, but nothing ever happens to him. What will probably happen to user after they give him a chance to explain himself is a warning, at worst.

I'm at DLI learning Korean and the word for obesity in Korean is 비만(bee-man) which literally translates as 10,000 weight gain

Suicide note tweet next please.

Hahaha, based Koreans.

it's suicide for sure

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The "im ok with this" facade is done

czech'd, suicide it is

>whiteknighting a fat fuck
lmao you cant even get pussy from him you idiot

>because he's a nice guy
But he's not.

looks like a ham.

>he continues to spread the meme thinking its real
kek

how exactly does someone fuck this beast in that contraption?

Suspension bondage is risky under normal circumstances, I wonder what a hundred kilos worth of uncessary fat would do to the risk factor.

It's not always about penetration, m'lad. Some people get gratification of doing the bondage and observing the reaction of the bondee.

You obviously haven’t learnt a fucking thing cause ~만 suffix on a number means 10,000, 비만 is an entirely different word with its own Hanja, and also 비 isn’t a number so it doesn’t mean anything numerical you twat

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Being with a mildly famous guy might have done it for her back then, I mean it's not like she had a lot going on herself.

Why are people like this? Or am I just building a reputation of society through rare stories like this

most of the people don't care enough to go through the shit of posting your everyday run ins online, not that guy, though

I was rooting for him, a few years ago, the first time he said he was going to lose weight
and the second time
and the third
and I stopped
If he wanted to lose weight he wouldn't have gotten a surgery like that, and wouldn't have failed a thousand times a going on a diet
Boogie is a hack, he don't want to lose weight, he want to lose fat quickly and effortless, no viable weightloss ever come from quick and risky solutions
He's gonna relapse, that's a fact, and rooting for him is only going to end in a disappointment

I remember you, she made a whole bunch of porn when she was skinny then sent it to you over time while she got fat right?

youtu.be/z9VRf1LyuWE
Wtf is wrong with this guy?

That guy is pretty decent, could look really good if he started lifting.
Why would he marry a mulatto blubber woman? What the fuck?

How are you oblivious to the fact that the dude is a fat enabler?

Could've at least got a white fat girlfriend. There's no short supply.

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I dated a girl, used to love eating her out. Broke up, got desperate a year later, started dating a fat chick. Eating her out was the worst experience in the world. Did it once and never did it again, threw her to the curb.

>Imagine getting roasted by granny

holy shit your life is over.

Yea, that mixed race couple is disgusting. He needs a white wife. Good thing 80% of the marriages after surgery end in divorce.

Is that Rustle

Why do you ask user?

Didn't he go blind or something

Sauce?

The only risk I see is the ropes snapping, her falling down and causing an earthquake.

Ideologies aside, grandma calls it like she sees it

Nothing makes me rage harder than fat kids

am i the only one who would start eating ice cream inches from her face?

Imagine being the therapist, sitting there, listening to that fucking hillbilly and the hambeast whine. Imagine trying to force the image of them fucking out of your head. Imagine thinking back to school, your life before, remembering what you wanted to be, how you wanted to help people.
Imagine trying hard at pretending to give a fuck about these two genetic deadends. Imagine.

Any euro, med in particular, would agree she does NOT know where the good food is.

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Hello Boogie how are you doing today?

>sport exclusive
That smug look on her face though

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Those Swedish meatballs make me drool all over myself every fucking time I see it.

Take out fat women, and add in 'black people', or 'people of the opposite sex'
Now you can train out both racism and homosexuality thoughts

DOG TITS

I've never in my life seen anyone serve this with fries. köttbullar, potatis and brunsås for fuck sake, damm that shit is good.

what a bitch

Why not let train kill folks, then shove fat man off bridge?

When are the aliens going to finally arrive and rid us of our misery?

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Over 1000 calories prebreakfast
Winter truly is bulking season

>if you decide to find x people attractive, then you will find x people attractive!

Well no shit. That's called settling and lying to yourself, and anyone can condition themselves toward it.
What's ten times more pathetic is that this comic is a thinly-veiled desperate attempt from a porker to be found conventionally attractive because she knows she's not.
Just lose weight and people won't have to literally socially condition themselves to want to put their dick in you.

>pre breakfast :)

see im starting to think some of these people kinda do hate themselfes for being this fat, but they opt for the 'im making a joke about it' strategy so they don't get (as much) shit for it. I know i did that.

It's not unusual for a planet to have a few orbiters

>PLEASE COME TALK TO ME I NEED SOME DICK

this whole comic was made by a thirsty fat thot
fucking pitiful

i would enjoy slapping her for hours ultil i get bored and then leaving her like that

>Lose weight
>Start wearing tight fitting clothing
You're still a fat fuck boogie, nobody wants to see that.