>why should I eat onions? Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%. It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).
>does it have to be raw? Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.
>how much should I eat? Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.
>How do I eat it? Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.
>How do I get rid of onion breath? Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
>what are some common effects? Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia. If you have taken the onion pill, please report effects.
This meme is getting boring, Get a job and get fired then fall into suicidal depression then attempt to kill yourself by jumping off a bridge and survive then try and kill yourself again and succeed. LOSER. SAGE
Nicholas Jenkins
I broke the onion barrier today, became an onion warrior
Aaron King
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Elijah Wood
Based tonez
Lincoln Thompson
>they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%
Wait. If I eat an onion each day, rats will get swole?
Dylan Collins
i'm waiting for that baldbro to get back with his test results in two weeks. he's still onionmode, right?
Asher Perry
>what are some common effects? You forgot to add "testicles increase in size by 100% or more" and "massive spontaneous erections"
Michael Morales
Yep
Jordan Edwards
bullshit study, anyone on fit who is actually doing this is just getting memed hard
Ryan Roberts
why bullshit
Bentley Collins
>getting memed hard haha these fucken idiots are eating healthy vegetables! get memed! us americans, right?
John Clark
things on the scale of small rodents don't usually work the same with large primates
Andrew Rodriguez
lots of food studies use rodents though
Grayson Rogers
MEMED MEMED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
NOT THE MEMED
U GOT MEMED
UR SO STUPID
MEMED
Ryder Flores
weird, because rodents are far and away the most common vertebrates used in lab testing, and mice share 99% of their genes with humans
Owen Wilson
You summoned me?
The results will be in after new year. Medi checks advised not to post them during Christmas period.
I'll send them off 3rd jan. .. >baldbro
If I'm crying it's cause of the onions ok?!
Samuel Thompson
rub onion s on your hair and it might come back What was the date of your original blood test? I'm goncerned (:DD) that a few weeks isn't enough for serious hormonal changes.
Andrew Myers
1 December. And I started road strait after the test.
Rub an oinion on my head. Ha I might!
Christian Rivera
I just posted in another thread too. Reporting effects
It’s impossible for me to make u believe I’m not trolling. But I’m starting to think the onion thing isn’t a meme.
I decided to try it. I eat one chopped white onion in a stir fry for dinner. I put it in last so I don’t cook it much. It’s been over two weeks but not quite a month of eating them.
I try and do no porn and no fap, and that helped with libido. 32 btw. Yesterday I got drunk and I fapped twice last night. Almost in succession. The only thing that makes me fap like that is cocaine. Haven’t done cocaine in years.
Then I fucked my gf today. Maybe 12-15 hrs later.
What I’m saying is that type of libido isn’t the norm for me. Maybe it’s the onion. I’m going to keep eating them.
Zachary Jackson
>onyon
Jackson Sullivan
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Samuel Brooks
>Rub an oinion on my head. >Ha I might! No, really. I don't think there's been any studies on it but there's a lot of anecdotal evidence out there. >1 December. Should be good enough if you send it after christmas then
Jordan Cruz
Any subjective changes you've felt since you started?
Adam Green
This faggot shit is fake news, "Iranian scientists" should have been your first clue. The only things those faggots are interested in are fucking goats and refining yellowcake.
Christopher Rivera
Yes Higher sex drive More frequent erection More focus
Nicholas Rivera
>being this mad at people eating onions on a tuscan riverrafting forum
Jordan Butler
Also I feel as if I need LESS sleep.
Blake Wilson
sorry onionbro, i hadn't seen the hairline and figured you were bald by choice because it suits you well
thank you for your sacrifice to (anecdotal) scientific evidence and memes
Asher Barnes
>faggot fake news faggot goatfucker faggot xD come the fuck on bro
Cameron Jackson
He’s saying the serving size is not equivalent, you would need to eat an onion the size of you to achieve the same result
Jordan Johnson
taking into account metabolic rates (rats are like 4x as fast as humans), it's equivalent is one onion/day
Lincoln Morales
Same on all 3 counts for me. I've eaten 6 mini Spanish onions in 7 days.
Isaac Anderson
onionbro I think your baldness and glasses don't look half bad because of your jaw. You would probably look like some fat nerd retard but you actually look like some fucking pussyslayer hitman.
Ian Bailey
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Charles Phillips
how do eat your raw onions? any prep?
Evan Butler
all food and supplement studies are at some point made on rodents
Wyatt Anderson
Well I wash the outside skin, hack off the ends, cut it in half, remove the very core bits, and eat everything else like an apple. I have small onions.
Evan King
Has anyone obtained the article? I want to calculate the rats' mg/kg dose.
Lincoln Rodriguez
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Adam Morris
>pussy slayer hitman Pic from a few years back...look at the shine on my head!
I eat the onions raw with olive oil maybe a tomato with my food.
I'm on red onions 2 a day
Henry Moore
i really hope you're running actual gear and you post sky high bloods
Luke Adams
That's because they're cheap.
Cooper Price
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Asher Powell
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Dylan Price
You know, I usually come to Veeky Forums for thots and out of habit, but I curiously find myself enamored by the prospect of this whole fucking onion meme.
Chase Hughes
>Tuscan Etruscan, not Tuscan, okay?
Alexander Jenkins
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Jack Reed
That would be an epic troll.
But fit has been a source of entertainment and occational good advice for me for years. I'll bring you guys the truth when I get it.
Robert Nguyen
The onion pill is way more legit than the neck pill
Ryan Peterson
BASED ONION KNIGHT TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY
Josiah Evans
>rub onion s on your hair and it might come back
might as well make an onion + coconut oil concoction.
My ex (36yo at the time) had perfect skin and looked like she still belonged in high school. She swore by coconut oil for her skin. But she was also vegetarian.
Josiah Ward
>neck pill Also eventually bought into the neck pill. I guess that speaks measures about my gullibility
Jordan Mitchell
Is this why shrek is so strong?
Ian Wright
>do shoulder shrugs >get huge neck meh
Daniel Powell
Neck training is legit if you have a reason for it (you're a wrestler/fighter) - neck training to maximize size for size's sake is just silly
Gavin Robinson
Hope you guys are washing down your onions with a big bottle of kerosene, like a real mou- er, man.
Onions are kerosene totally work in humans, too. My testosterone went up by fifty billion percent. On an unrelated note, I'm about to go get blasted off jenkum, anyone else here like to huff?
Jace Morgan
I have a big neck from years of headbanging for a living, it was an inevitability
Dominic Howard
>jenkum NORMIE OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
John Butler
only time I ever needed more neck strength was in Army Basic where they made us wear a helmet and keep both your head and feet off the ground for like 10 minutes.
Charles Richardson
Neck hypertrophy is useful in combat scenarios for shock absorption and mitigation of neck injuries in grappling/body-slam situations. >made us wear a helmet and keep both your head and feet off the ground for like 10 minutes Fucking hell m8
Xavier Roberts
Did somebody mention something about garlic cloves.
Daniel Mitchell
you do a lot of stupid stuff in basic because the window to use the mess hall is only a few minutes and the Drill Seargent has to be on time, so they do the typical military thing of hurry up and wait. And of course rather than simply standing still during the waiting time uses it for physical activity. The lasier of which is the neck thing or holding your rifle out with arms parallel to the ground. Times like those you wish you were doing wind sprints or pushups or any movement.
Daniel Nelson
Sage and onion more like XD
Elijah Gonzalez
>rub onion s on your hair and it might come back
Blake Davis
I'm glad my mother passed me great hair genetics, but if I was balding I might try it.
Especially if you're chrome-dome, what do you have to lose?
Bentley Sanders
OK - so basically 1 onion a day has at the very least a prospect of increase by 52.3% - 78.5%
Breddy legid
Leo Sanders
This has to be one big government-funded prank to get some sad motherfuckers endure eating a raw onion every day
Brody Adams
>government-funded prank >eating a raw onion Take some time off of the internet
Zachary Mitchell
The actual abstract says 4 g/kg of juice, so say 5-8 g/kg whole onion, for an 80 kg man. That's 400 - 640 g per day. In other words, eat 4 to 6 regular onions a day, LOL. Or go the juice route and problem solved. Hopefully humans are sensitive at a lower dose.
Brody Hughes
see
Christian Harris
Been eating 2-3 onions for 2 years now.
Way before the dumb meme.
Cameron Myers
>onion juice
Grayson Cook
Onions are aids and raise estrogen KYS
James Thomas
(((You)))
Evan White
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Jeremiah Moore
True good point, if the 300% is not made up or wrong.
Joshua Parker
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Connor Anderson
JIDF working hard this morning
Luke Adams
Holy shit I just ate an hole onion yesterday and I'm seeing gains!!
Nathan Gutierrez
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't eat raw onions
Noah Morales
You know how I know you’re Jewish?
Juan Flores
>>things on the scale of small rodents don't usually work the same with large primates
It's actually quite common. Here's a good simple example using an oral dosing model for methylphenidate to mimic blood plasma levels seen in adolescent humans, but in rats. The specific dose may not be 1:1, but the same paradigm produces the same effect. This is one example, plenty more where that came from. I'm inclined to believe that if this effect was observed in rats, it is at least possible to replicate in humans, though clinical testing WOULD need to be done to ascertain dosing.
Fucking hell my farts havents smelled this bad in years.
Adam Phillips
>medi checks advised not to post them What? >letting your 4chin posts be dictated by medi czecks
Alexander Cooper
Remember that Cabbage is an Estrogen blocker.
Leo Rodriguez
>Onionlet mad he can't handle the burn required for sweet onyon gainz.
Matthew Long
Its due to the delay in the postal services over Xmas.
If I post over that period it could take a few days rather than 1 day.
This would make the sample less viable or wreck it completely.
Wyatt Morgan
How to get it?
Easton Sanders
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Jordan Murphy
>Building your body is silly Where do you think you are
Logan Watson
Is that you Digletchan?
Oliver Bailey
interwebs
Aiden Nelson
Can I just buy it and ship it to my house? Cops aren’t going to get me?
Ethan Torres
yep, same as any other drug. learn to darknet dude. but do your research on taking test first.
Kevin James
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Angel Perry
may all of your onions be blessed by kek, the bringer in of light, and may the blinding light of truth that is your upcoming test results burn through the wickedness of all low test faggots and doubters of the onion
Matthew Lopez
My breath fucking reeks this morning
What the fuck?
I can smell onion coming out of every pore in my body.
Kayden Taylor
desu i have had zero problems with smellz. i am doing nofap though