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Onion General

>why should I eat onions?
Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%.
It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24302558
ergo-log.com/onionjuice.html
mysupremacy.com/natural-testosterone-booster/
fitnessandpower.com/nutrition/onions-can-significantly-increase-testosterone-levels

>does it have to be raw?
Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.

>how much should I eat?
Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.

>How do I eat it?
Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.

>How do I get rid of onion breath?
Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.

>what are some common effects?
Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia. If you have taken the onion pill, please report effects.

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This meme is getting boring, Get a job and get fired then fall into suicidal depression then attempt to kill yourself by jumping off a bridge and survive then try and kill yourself again and succeed. LOSER. SAGE

I broke the onion barrier today, became an onion warrior

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>they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%

Wait. If I eat an onion each day, rats will get swole?

i'm waiting for that baldbro to get back with his test results in two weeks. he's still onionmode, right?

>what are some common effects?
You forgot to add "testicles increase in size by 100% or more" and "massive spontaneous erections"

Yep

bullshit study, anyone on fit who is actually doing this is just getting memed hard

why bullshit

>getting memed hard
haha these fucken idiots are eating healthy vegetables! get memed! us americans, right?

things on the scale of small rodents don't usually work the same with large primates

lots of food studies use rodents though

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weird, because rodents are far and away the most common vertebrates used in lab testing, and mice share 99% of their genes with humans

You summoned me?

The results will be in after new year.
Medi checks advised not to post them during Christmas period.

I'll send them off 3rd jan.
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>baldbro

If I'm crying it's cause of the onions ok?!

rub onion s on your hair and it might come back
What was the date of your original blood test? I'm goncerned (:DD) that a few weeks isn't enough for serious hormonal changes.

1 December.
And I started road strait after the test.

Rub an oinion on my head.
Ha I might!

I just posted in another thread too. Reporting effects

It’s impossible for me to make u believe I’m not trolling. But I’m starting to think the onion thing isn’t a meme.

I decided to try it. I eat one chopped white onion in a stir fry for dinner. I put it in last so I don’t cook it much. It’s been over two weeks but not quite a month of eating them.

I try and do no porn and no fap, and that helped with libido. 32 btw. Yesterday I got drunk and I fapped twice last night. Almost in succession. The only thing that makes me fap like that is cocaine. Haven’t done cocaine in years.

Then I fucked my gf today. Maybe 12-15 hrs later.

What I’m saying is that type of libido isn’t the norm for me. Maybe it’s the onion. I’m going to keep eating them.

>onyon

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>Rub an oinion on my head.
>Ha I might!
No, really. I don't think there's been any studies on it but there's a lot of anecdotal evidence out there.
>1 December.
Should be good enough if you send it after christmas then

Any subjective changes you've felt since you started?

This faggot shit is fake news, "Iranian scientists" should have been your first clue. The only things those faggots are interested in are fucking goats and refining yellowcake.

Yes
Higher sex drive
More frequent erection
More focus

>being this mad at people eating onions on a tuscan riverrafting forum

Also I feel as if I need LESS sleep.

sorry onionbro, i hadn't seen the hairline and figured you were bald by choice because it suits you well

thank you for your sacrifice to (anecdotal) scientific evidence and memes

>faggot fake news faggot goatfucker faggot xD
come the fuck on bro

He’s saying the serving size is not equivalent, you would need to eat an onion the size of you to achieve the same result

taking into account metabolic rates (rats are like 4x as fast as humans), it's equivalent is one onion/day

Same on all 3 counts for me. I've eaten 6 mini Spanish onions in 7 days.

onionbro I think your baldness and glasses don't look half bad because of your jaw. You would probably look like some fat nerd retard but you actually look like some fucking pussyslayer hitman.

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how do eat your raw onions? any prep?

all food and supplement studies are at some point made on rodents

Well I wash the outside skin, hack off the ends, cut it in half, remove the very core bits, and eat everything else like an apple. I have small onions.

Has anyone obtained the article? I want to calculate the rats' mg/kg dose.

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>pussy slayer hitman
Pic from a few years back...look at the shine on my head!

I eat the onions raw with olive oil maybe a tomato with my food.

I'm on red onions
2 a day

i really hope you're running actual gear and you post sky high bloods

That's because they're cheap.

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You know, I usually come to Veeky Forums for thots and out of habit, but I curiously find myself enamored by the prospect of this whole fucking onion meme.

>Tuscan
Etruscan, not Tuscan, okay?

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That would be an epic troll.

But fit has been a source of entertainment and occational good advice for me for years.
I'll bring you guys the truth when I get it.

The onion pill is way more legit than the neck pill

BASED ONION KNIGHT
TAKE MY HIGH ENERGY

>rub onion s on your hair and it might come back

might as well make an onion + coconut oil concoction.

My ex (36yo at the time) had perfect skin and looked like she still belonged in high school. She swore by coconut oil for her skin. But she was also vegetarian.

>neck pill
Also eventually bought into the neck pill. I guess that speaks measures about my gullibility

Is this why shrek is so strong?

>do shoulder shrugs
>get huge neck
meh

Neck training is legit if you have a reason for it (you're a wrestler/fighter) - neck training to maximize size for size's sake is just silly

Hope you guys are washing down your onions with a big bottle of kerosene, like a real mou- er, man.

www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2214750014001528

Onions are kerosene totally work in humans, too. My testosterone went up by fifty billion percent. On an unrelated note, I'm about to go get blasted off jenkum, anyone else here like to huff?

I have a big neck from years of headbanging for a living, it was an inevitability

>jenkum
NORMIE OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only time I ever needed more neck strength was in Army Basic where they made us wear a helmet and keep both your head and feet off the ground for like 10 minutes.

Neck hypertrophy is useful in combat scenarios for shock absorption and mitigation of neck injuries in grappling/body-slam situations.
>made us wear a helmet and keep both your head and feet off the ground for like 10 minutes
Fucking hell m8

Did somebody mention something about garlic cloves.

you do a lot of stupid stuff in basic because the window to use the mess hall is only a few minutes and the Drill Seargent has to be on time, so they do the typical military thing of hurry up and wait. And of course rather than simply standing still during the waiting time uses it for physical activity. The lasier of which is the neck thing or holding your rifle out with arms parallel to the ground. Times like those you wish you were doing wind sprints or pushups or any movement.

Sage and onion more like XD

>rub onion s on your hair and it might come back

I'm glad my mother passed me great hair genetics, but if I was balding I might try it.

Especially if you're chrome-dome, what do you have to lose?

OK - so basically 1 onion a day has at the very least a prospect of increase by 52.3% - 78.5%

Breddy legid

This has to be one big government-funded prank to get some sad motherfuckers endure eating a raw onion every day

>government-funded prank
>eating a raw onion
Take some time off of the internet

The actual abstract says 4 g/kg of juice, so say 5-8 g/kg whole onion, for an 80 kg man.
That's 400 - 640 g per day. In other words, eat 4 to 6 regular onions a day, LOL. Or go the juice route and problem solved.
Hopefully humans are sensitive at a lower dose.

see

Been eating 2-3 onions for 2 years now.

Way before the dumb meme.

>onion juice

Onions are aids and raise estrogen KYS

(((You)))

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True good point, if the 300% is not made up or wrong.

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JIDF working hard this morning

Holy shit I just ate an hole onion yesterday and I'm seeing gains!!

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't eat raw onions

You know how I know you’re Jewish?

>>things on the scale of small rodents don't usually work the same with large primates

It's actually quite common. Here's a good simple example using an oral dosing model for methylphenidate to mimic blood plasma levels seen in adolescent humans, but in rats. The specific dose may not be 1:1, but the same paradigm produces the same effect. This is one example, plenty more where that came from. I'm inclined to believe that if this effect was observed in rats, it is at least possible to replicate in humans, though clinical testing WOULD need to be done to ascertain dosing.

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just inject test, retards

Fucking hell my farts havents smelled this bad in years.

>medi checks advised not to post them
What?
>letting your 4chin posts be dictated by medi czecks

Remember that Cabbage is an Estrogen blocker.

>Onionlet mad he can't handle the burn required for sweet onyon gainz.

Its due to the delay in the postal services over Xmas.

If I post over that period it could take a few days rather than 1 day.

This would make the sample less viable or wreck it completely.

How to get it?

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>Building your body is silly
Where do you think you are

Is that you Digletchan?

interwebs

Can I just buy it and ship it to my house? Cops aren’t going to get me?

yep, same as any other drug. learn to darknet dude. but do your research on taking test first.

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may all of your onions be blessed by kek, the bringer in of light, and may the blinding light of truth that is your upcoming test results burn through the wickedness of all low test faggots and doubters of the onion

My breath fucking reeks this morning

What the fuck?

I can smell onion coming out of every pore in my body.

desu i have had zero problems with smellz. i am doing nofap though