So, I am like 500 lbs. I get around fine and have a job and all. I am just fat

So, I am like 500 lbs. I get around fine and have a job and all. I am just fat.

The point of this post is. I want to lose weight, but my issue is things to buy on a budget. I dont got a lot of cash, and most of the healthy stuff seems unaffordable.

What are some *healthy* things that arent too expensive?

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How the fuck can EATING LESS FOOD cost you MORE you absolute fucking pretentious cunt. Just buy less. Fucking idiot

1500 calories of anything is going to be cheaper than the 5k+ calories your fat ass currently packs away on a daily basis.

The thing you can buy that will help you lose weight?
Nothing.
Go on a fast.
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>he fell for the bloatmaxx meme

I like how you assume I over eat. That is cute, more to the point.

I pretty much just eat like $1 TV dinners, I am trying to save money for things, I am not just spending all my money on pounds and pounds of food. I want to find healthier options, not your snarky retard comments.

I'm 67% sure you are larping. Nobody and I mean nobody can be that obese, it isn't scientifically possible. HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE EAT THAT MUCH AND STILL HAVE THE NERVE TO GO INTO PUBIC

How the fuck do you not over eat at that weight? If your looking to cut weight find out how many calories you need daily then cut it by 500. You could probably do that by cutting out one tv dinner a day you fat cunt

literally eat less

Nice bait m8.
Google how to count calories.

>I like how you assume I overeat

okay faganon, tell me, how did you put on 500lbs by NOT over eating?

Perhaps you stumbled and fell into a puddle of mass gainer?

Or maybe you accidentally got reverse liposuction?

>I like how you assume I over eat.

IT TAKES APPROXIMATELY 5974.73 CALORIES TO MAINTAIN 500LBS WITHOUT SO MUCH AS GETTING OUT OF BED YOU STUPID OBESE PIECE OF SHIT.

STOP.
FUCKING.
EATING.

I know this is bait, but

eat less
eat less often (IF)

there, you'll lose 100 pounds in like 3 months

>He goes on a 2000 calorie diet
>Literally loses a 1lb of fat a day
>A POUND OF FAT A DAY
>WITHOUT LIFTING A FINGER

Let that sink in.

"Healthy" food is just the shit you've always been eating just with more Micros. You wont lose any weight unless you cut calories by eating less

My shopping costs me $20.
Two bags of frozen skinless chicken (21g protein) a big ass bag of brown rice, a big ass bag of red beans (9g protein), and two bags of veggies (kale and carrots). Cooked and sorted, made 14 big ass meals; one a day lasts me two weeks so $40 bucks a month.

When fatties say they can't afford to eat better, what I hear is that hostess snack cakes are $5 a box.

Cabbage. Buy lots of cabbage. It's cheap, you'll be more full then you could imagine, and if you figure out some neat things to do with it, you could really get some where.

Apple Cider Vinegar

Keto. Buy 5 lbs of chicken every other day, eat nothing else until you hit 300.

I'm 500 lbs on a diet for 6 days now, gym for 9 weeks

havent been able to weigh myself in a long time

am I really losing a pound a day right now?

>I like how you assume I over eat.
God I hope so hard you're baiting

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no, fat retards usually have better than thou attitudes

"that's cute" sounds exactly like something a dumb fuck fat would say

>postan ina troll thread
>CURRENT YEAR
>I sure hope u
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what the fuck, Veeky Forums

>Swiggidy swag, don't be a dbag.

he probably thinks eating two entire extra large pizzas a day isnt eating much since its only 2 meals

You must be kidding.
Just buy oatmeal, rice and chicken for your next meal and re-calculate.

Also read up on TDEE and start counting your calories+macros. Don't get hungup on all those supplements like fatburners and shit. Those doesn't work.

3500 cal = 1 lb

doesn't factor in water/food weight

the bigger the boy the higher the TDEE

500lb is a big boy, means high TDEE even when not excersising

>Nobody can be that obese
Incorrect. One of my patients this week was about that weight.
She's lying in bed as we speak likely going to die because we can't work out what's wrong with her.
Doesn't fit in the MRI
Ultrasound doesn't reach her organs
Heart too calcified to survive surgery.
GG

mirin traps, is that Tom Hardy training for TDKR?

>we can't work out what's wrong with her.
she's really really fucking fat

>Perhaps you stumbled and fell into a puddle of mass gainer?
This is actually how Saint Piano discovered Mutant Mass™.

literally just eat way less. it's free. you're welcome fatty