>Longmen: what is their weakness? Longmen do not have any form of brotherhood and will betray each other for females. Use this to your advantage, sow discontent between longmen and their women, offer rumors for protein bars. REMEMBER: Longmen judge other men based upon the opinions of females, this alone proves they are unfit to rule the gym
Some people say a manlet is made out of mud A shortman's made out of muscle and blood Muscle and blood and skin and bones A self-a-steam that's a-weak and a height that's short
You load sixteen tons, what do you get Another day shorter and deeper in the pit Saint Zyzz don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to my brothers below
I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine I picked up my stepstool and I walked to the line I climbed up sixteen feet of manlet grease And the straw boss said "Well, a-remover your souls"
You load sixteen tons, what do you get Another day shorter and deeper in the pit Saint Piana don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the pit below I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' grease Fightin' and trouble are my middle name If you see me comin', better step aside longmen didn't, and a longmen died With one fist of whey, and the other of sips If the right one don't get you then the left one will You load sixteen tons, what do you get Another day shorter and deeper in the pit Saint Zyzz don't you call me 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to my brothers below
Dylan Carter
An ode to manlet suffering
lotting o'er the lanky Longmen tall, From pits of deep, and grease-ed wall We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day To heed our Manlet Fathers' Call
Manlets of yore dug mighty holes While barbells rose, achieving goals In pits so deep, where manlets sleep, In forums Veeky Forums where Longman trolls
Far above, the lanky Longman trains Manlets below dwell still in chains We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day To claim our long-forgotten gains
Jordan Thomas
>1 poster I wonder who could be behind all this.
Juan Robinson
I shall bring a new age to Veeky Forums One in which the manlet takes his rightful place as ruler of the gym
Nathaniel Hill
The straw boss said you got lifts for your feet -dingus
Dylan Cox
>Day of the tunnel
guys? W-what are they planning?
Jayden Baker
kek
Jayden Scott
You’ll always be steps below us in anything you can think of Half-men. Stay and your ballpit and play, invoking yourself with the big boys is only going to result in yourself inflicted pain.
I want to be proud being a manlet brother but I can't there are more lanklets day of the tunnel is coming
Camden Anderson
No matter how far you reach, we will always be there first.
Cooper Cruz
Is the meme evolving?
Since when did manlets become RPG class type
Josiah Bell
5'11 here, the longmen wont accept me into their ranks but I still look down on you pathetic fucking manlets. lmfao. part of my daily routine is stopping by the pit to watch you fuckers squirm for a bit. hahahahaha
Kevin Barnes
Get your ass back to digging longman imposter. Brothers like you , if we can even call you that, are pathetic. Maybe you should go suck on the tit of longmen for their approval hahaha! Then they will throw you back with us once they raise the manlet cut off hahha
Luis Butler
Playing wack a manlet with a barbell at the moment. Feels good, I enjoy the sound of Them falling back into the pit
John Williams
:)
Tfw I was a manlet in my country, moved to Latin America and now I'm rich and tall.
Jason Thomas
YOUR TIME WILL COME ON THE DAY OF THE TUNNEL YOU DISGUSTING LONGMAN
James Edwards
I put my barbell on my back, my gym bag on my shoulder! I March away to the tunnel day, to kill that longman spotter, to kill that longman spotter! I march away to the tunnel day, to kill that longman spotter.
Heaven be with the ol' manlet, be with the tunnel digger! We push these mercenary big men beyond our manlet pits border, beyond our pits border, we push these mercenary big men beyond our manlet pit border.
