Walk into gym

>Walk into gym
>Oh, the weather outside is frightful

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What a comfy thread OP :)

>walk into gym
>s-sorry
>walk away from gym

>not lifting to Xmas tunes in December

Where is your holiday spirit, OP?

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>but the fire is so delightful

>Walk into gym
>tip the receptionist as per usual
>carry on with my workout
>receptionist gets mad because i barely tipped enough (gave her like $5)
considering going to a different gym

>but since we've no place to go

>going on family vacation to a basically-tropical country for christmas
>just want to visit parents at their comfy decorated house during christmas, with the cold weather outside and a fire going
fucking angery

>walk into gym
>you scumbag, you maggot. you cheap lousy faggot

You tip? Wtf? What kinda gym do you go to that you have to tip

>walk into gym
>simply haaaaaving a wonderful christmas time

>walk into gym
>baby its cold outside
>"hey what's in this drink?"
>...its cold outside
>"I feel funny"
>baby you're warm on the inside

>walk into the gym
>let the bodies hit FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>walk into gym
>Wooooooooow! You're early today user! :)

t-thanks receptionist

Does anyone else have a super hot receptionist that works at the gym and swipes your key card?

>walk into gym
>it was the night before new years, and all through the fucking projects
>not a handgun was silent, not even a tech

Listening to GZA/Wu is like watching an entire episode of the wire in 5 minutes

winter is truly the most comfiest time of the year

>HOLD MY HEART AND WATCH IT BURN
>I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE, I'LL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

>let it snow let it snow let it snow

>There are people this new

Lurk moar to understand out memes.

I do
And it's a small gym so she always talks to me and even prepares my shakes for me
quite good desu

>Prepares your shakes

Is this a thing?

She must be black

Quality post

>Not tipping the recepectionist

Why the fuck would I tip when I pay monthly from a bank? Why do you tip? You sound like a fucking idiot?

>Happy Christmas, yer arse, I pray God it's our last

>not tipping the receptionist
i bet you don’t even have a squat plug

i used to work in retail so now i can't listen to christmas songs without waning to kill myself

iktf

Why do they think people enjoy that garbage, even as a customer now I fucking hate when stores play that shit, fucking stop it cunts its garbage music I'd rather listen to some shitty pop music fuck.

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>walk into gym
>Goodbye horses, I'm crying over you

don't forget your christmas sips, lads

I have an old man, and a massive powerlifter who both always greet me and sometimes have a chat.

I don't talk to the girls. But desu I'm 19 and they're mid twenties, I'm still busy trying to look at everything but them when they pass by. :^)))

>not doing GONAD

It is. If you are a Chad.

>walk in expecting christmas music
>DES
>PA
>CITO

Gallon of eggnog instead of milk

fuck i hate being australian

i just want to be comfy

>is this the most comfy gif on 4chink

WAALLKING IN MY GYYYMM

Not saying
>Y-you too

>he doesn't tip
How is this even allowed? My first gym I tried to get away with not tipping and was lifetime b&

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THESE DOMS WILL NEVER HEALLLL

NEW

Isn't this shit covered in the sticky? You're expected to tip regularly as a new member, for at least the first 6 months. Once you're a regular you can usually get away with just a Christmas tip of $100 to, at the high end gyms, like $500+

gallon of nigger a day?

>Oh, the weather outside is frightful
I like to enter the gym when it really is.

TEC, not Tech you maggot.

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It doesn't show signs of stopping

>walk onto gym
>Sir, please get down from there