Body rate pls

Hey fit, looking for an opinion on my bod
I have pretty severe gyno and I'm self conscious about it
Is there anything other than surgery that will make it less obvious? I feel like no matter how much tit muscle I develop, it will still clearly be tits

do you fuckers that have massive disgusting bushes just not have girlfriends?

seriously atrocious not going to look at that long enough to rate your DYEL body

Do core, Do Chest. FUCKING SHAVE, And consider covering the outer rings of your nipples with a bit of foundation.

Lol the rest of his body is completely hairless

You don't have gyno just ugly nipples

>leaving the door open while you're naked

I think you have other things to worry about.

Got more bitches than I care for
If I wanted to do woman shit like shave, I'd be a trap instead

No it's pretty serious gyno; can pinch the boob right off, about an inch of it. Doctor confirmed.

successful enough to live alone my boy

all the guys I've seen with gyno and large pecs still obviously have gyno. can you be a little more specific?

No everyone leeches off mommy and daddy, user. He probably lives alone or with someone who doesn't care.
That's not gyno, just weird large nipples. Also you look malnourished

no it's seriously gyno; doctor confirmed
I was a trap from 17 - 23, so it's definitely leftover tit

robert?

You look like Breakfast from Breaking Bad

your collarbones tell me you can actually get some impressive traps if you train hard enough

That's... my brother's name. Which Robert you looking for?
Do the bitches lust for him?

your body hair looks like mold creeping down

do shave

you wont lose masculinity, just uggoness

Did your brother just move to new hampshire?

bruh the bush is intentional
and I'm aware it's not ideal; trying to be healthy, not a fuckboy
can we move on?

>I was a trap from 17 - 23, so it's definitely leftover tit
Is this a troll? Wouldn't OP disclose this in the OP? Its fairly pertinent to the question at hand. If not a troll, you're a hot mess who has no business being on Veeky Forums

didn't disclose in OP because the source of the gyno isn't really relevant seeing as breast development is permanent

just thought I'd let you know that that is definitely what's going on

not that I know of, but maybe; we don't talk a ton. Hometown is in Alabama if that helps. We do look the exact same, minus height (and presumably bitchtits)

wrong robert but you look A LOT like someone i know. He just moved from florida if that applies to him

>> Got more bitches than I care for
sure bud
>>If I wanted to do woman shit like shave, I'd be a trap instead
I mean you already have tits

Gimme a slice of those pepperonis

>I'd be a trap instead
not far with that body