What’s the most Veeky Forums way to confess your love for a woman?

What’s the most Veeky Forums way to confess your love for a woman?

Through Chad-like Stoicism with as little emotion as possible.

>confess your love for a woman?
never gonna make it

To simply not do it.

One just doesn't confess. Dubs confirm.

Piss on her in the shower, washing away the suds as she cleans herself and tell her to shut up or you'll get stagefright when she complains

>Words

Show her. Telling her or not doesn't mean shit. Show her in the way you fuck her, the way you treat her, the way you care.

don't. chase her down in the forest. you're a predator, she's your prey. Get closer and closer to her, she looks back and sees you're coming, but she is too slow. You overpower her with your wild, savage masculinity, showing the superiority of your barbaric might over her civilised frame. Then you make love to her all night, she might resist, she might not, you do your job the same. Then she's your woman, and gathers berries for you and pleasures you at any time you want.

Dont.
You let them come to you.

By ejaculating all over her body/face/filling an orifice

Satan trips confirm

>the way you treat her, the way you care.
No and no. You can only be nice and caring once in a while to throw her off balance and keep her in her toes. Women thrive on drama and a constant asshole who very very occasionaly is nice is the easiest way to create said drama

Dude you hang out with some horrible women.

You don't, let her reveal it to you first only then you can express your love.

just flex a 'cep

Have you met some who weren't horrible?

MY MOTHER IS A SAINT

>confess your love

Laconic

This, the more stoic I am the more girls love and beg for attention.

Never confess otherwise she'll think you're beta.

Anal