>Oh look who came out of his cave! user you are such a nice boy why don't you have a gf?
Oh look who came out of his cave! user you are such a nice boy why don't you have a gf?
Juan Smith
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Thomas Lopez
jesus christ
DELET
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Brandon Hernandez
>More importantly why is your door in the middle of the wall so you have to drop? And whats wrong with your hand?
Leo Ross
>tfw 8 feet tall
Brandon Rogers
>being a manlet
This is a normal perspective for real men.
Jason Morgan
BECAUSE I AM AN ONLY CHILD WITH NO FIRST COUSINS AND YOU DIDNT EVEN SEND ME TO FUCKING SUMMER CAMP SO I COULD LEARN HOW TO SOCIALIZE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON NOW I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE I AM PATRICK BATEMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dylan Russell
So, Mr... user
Are you sexually active?
Nathan Perry
>silent stare 5seconds to establish social dominance, then turn and wink at grandma
>proceed walking to the table in total silence as my new nephew asks who the old man is, visibly scared
>take my plate and start loading it with food, don’t care if i take too much
>dad sighs like a total beta
>give him the finger
>as i’m about to turn around and go back to my man-cave, I spill a little on this qt (not by accident ofc)
>”sorry babe, let me get that”
> touch her boob
>she has to put on a disturbed face because her beta 5”9 BF is sitting across the table
>totallt want a piece of this bear (been bulking since feb)
>mom starts sobbing
>don’t look back but not sure if it’s joy about me growing as a man
>just before entering my door again, give my dad the finger
>slam the door with the force of son goku
>go down and put on the loudest music i can to piss them off
I own this fucking house, the fuck you on about OP?
Jason Collins
does getting my balls touched every year by my doctor count?
Andrew Cruz
no one goes summer camp in the uk, we just, ya know, socialise?
Jace Howard
Wut
Brandon Green
Imbeciles
Colton Reyes
Oops, wrong picture.
Owen Foster
>when you throw your entire family in the manlet pit
Cooper Taylor
but the door makes no sense
Ian Hill
fuck I hate white people so much
Ryder Perez
what incredibly weird portions
Brandon Ward
Haters gonna hate
Owen Long
>bait
Nice try negro
Robert King
>attractive-lady-doctor
She needs a Nazi outfit to complete this look.
Caleb Cooper
>UK
>beign social
pick one
Thomas Ramirez
Agreed. Preferably with nazi idealogy too. Makes the visit even better.. unless she's already married.
Parker Carter
Because bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Joshua Fisher
not that nice desu senpai
Jayden Rodriguez
Where's the Kwanzaa menorah you fucking uncle toms
Caleb Cruz
Where's the wine?
Adam Diaz
DELET THISSSSSSS NOW
Zachary Ward
>I'm pretty sure he's gay, he's always looking at those muscle websites.
Joshua Collins
...
Blake Rodriguez
>You spend a lot of time at the gym who's the lucky girl you're trying to impress?
>Have fun at the staff party, got your eye on any girls?
>There's so many girls at your work user, who's the lucky lady?
Get me off this ride.
Jayden Perry
Eh, I'll take the two on the right for now.
Eli King
I hate the holidays because family always comes to visit. I love you guys, but holy FUCK I do not want you to visit. It's always so damn uncomfortable.
Liam Parker
shut up, mom
youtu.be
Anthony Diaz
faggot
William Sanchez
>So what are you doing nowadays? Studying?
mfw i have told them about my job 3 years in a row
Ryan Wilson
Fuck.off scum.
Aaron Reed
Used to get this shit until my mum walked in on me 69ing a cute titcow
Never been asked since
Logan Diaz
Then you woke up and realized you were just dreaming. You are a weak,ugly piece of garbage and you are going to be killed soon you useless slimebag
Evan Sanders
>11 months with no sex
>9 months without making out