Is it too late for me Veeky Forums

>Be 28 years old
>6'1
>White
>Never played sports
>185 pounds

I'm lanky and extremely skinny. Is 28 too old to get Veeky Forums? How long will it take? I also masturbate to anime 3-5 times a day. Pls assist.

>How long will it take?
If you are asking this question you're never gonna make it

I don't understand? Am I high test?

GOMAD + SS

No, you're a retard. Being Veeky Forums is something you do for your whole life, not something you stop doing after 1-2 years.

Milk makes me shit my pants. Is soy milk ok?

It's never too late. It would have been better had you started some time ago, but not starting now will make you worse.
>How long will it take
Depends on your discipline, what program you follow and eat, and your genetics.

So if I do NoFap will I speed up the amount of time it will take to me to get Veeky Forums? How do I know when I am Veeky Forums?

almond

>soy
Do you want to be a faggot?

Holy shit, if I was even close to 6'1 I would have been lifting and eating like mad since fucking forever, and you are 28 yo now! Check your fucking height priviliege.

What if I told you I discreetly meet men off of craigslist and give them blowjobs? Can I still make it?

>Is 28 too old to get Veeky Forums

fuck off

If I suck you off will I get some of ur gains?

Not even close to too late, maybe in 60 years ask that question

If the anime you masturbate to is JoJo then you'll be fine.

>also masturbate to anime 3-5 times a day.
That's pretty damn high libido, man, I got down to 2-3 faps per week at this age.

dude not at all its never too late either way ur still pretty young

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Are you an actual spastic?

You're thinking about this wrong.
It's not like climbing a mountain or playing a video game where you complete the task and are done.
It's a process. You begin it now, you'll look big and strong in a few years. You're younger than 40 and a relatively thin male so you can make gains and look good.

The thing is that for each achievement and benchmark you hit, another will be in sight, just a few more months of hard work away. So you've got to love the process and never expect to reach the end because this is life, this isn't a fucking TV show or video game.

My other advice is to stop feeling shame about masturbating to anime porn. The shame makes it a part of your identity, a deep dark secret or an insecurity. You've got to get to a place with it where it's completely peripheral to who you are, just a thing you do that you don't think about that much. If you can get there with it you'll find that you crave it less and feel less shame when it happens.

just buy some test user

Let me summarize this post: YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

>speed up the amount of time to get Veeky Forums
You literally understand fucking nothing and are better off killing yourself

28 is not too old.
You can have a decent body after two years of dedicated lifting.
Try to make masturbaring to anime a reward for your weightlifting.

OP some of your responses seem retarded/bait/trolly but on the off chance you're just being naively earnest, 28 isnt too old.

I just started getting fit at 28 after a lifetime of moderate activity (But no working out) and being pretty skinny fat. Ive never felt or looked better.

Just dont wait any longer. 29 probably is too old.

Jesus Christ that second girls face

Cut the masturbation, start light. Plan on putting in a year before it looks much different. You will feel like you're dying for the first week or so.

>I know what I would do if I lived a completely different life

ITT literal autists that can't read the facial expression of a fucking japanese cartoon

Nofap dosen't increase test

It'd be cool if I could keep it up with a 3D grill. Last 2 girls I was with my dick was soft the entire time, the only thing that turns me on anymore is hentai. So I guess I just want to lift for anime girls.

Then why do I get so much hornier?

6'1 185 sedentary is not skinny you fat fuck

I'm pretty sure it's not late my friend.
Fast until you reach ~14% body fat.
Start doing nofap+noporn right now. You can look at normal anime girls, but no hentai!

mate i feel the same way saber is my waif

Its never too late when you're an anime poster

Yes
>this is good thread

This breh knows what's up

It's only too late when you're dead brother. Im 35 and im only started serious lifting a year ago. I look better than ever and I've got more confidence than ever. Bare in mind though that I've played sorts my entire life so I wasn't totally unfit beforehand. That doesn't matter though, you can still make it.

>6'1
>185 pounds
>extremely skinny

Nigger, fuck off. Dumb ass