Go to the gym in europe

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quality thread you manlet mutt

>go to the gym in china
>everyone has to use the same weights, you're not allowed to lift more than the dyels

>go to gym in Europe
>get stopped by the cops on the way
>tip the cop

but you can lift the DYEL's hold the weight

Everyone from the UK is obese or has shit skin or shit teeth

>go to the gym in spain
>they just sleep on the benches, ask for other people's weights but don't use them and never give them back

>Go to the gym in America
>Lift 2.2 times the weight.
T-thanks President Trump.

>go to the gym in Egypt
>everyone is doing pyramid sets

>liberal scare tactics
>net neutrality
you're so delusional if you actually think that it's ok that they're repealing net neutrality.

>go to America
>everybody is shorter than 170cm

>go to the moon
>hit 6/12/18/24
earthlets btfo

>go to gym in Russia
>realize that there haven’t been weights there since the Soviet Union collapsed
>drink instead

Underrated

kek

my sides, best one yet

>go to the gym in Europe
>the cops connected all the plates because they are to sharp

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>Go to gym in Sweden
>Forced to pray to Allah (PBUH) in-between sets

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>tfw payed 400 dollar initiation fee at La fitness, followed by 43 dollar monthly payments, as well as an 20 adding my brother to my plan, for a total of 63 dollars a month. Plus his 100 dollar admission fee

If I had weight neutrality, I wouldn't have to pay near that amount with the weight/fee option that you've given. Even if I work up to 4 plates it will still be a cheaper monthly rate at first. Run for Congress

I go to gym in a slav country and all plates are in kilos BUT the damned locks on the squat racks are 5 pounds each which is 2.3 kg and it pisses me off.

Just take the 25 kgs aka Chad plates. Also 1/2/3/4 for the rest of the world counts in those.

>go to gym in USA
>get inside have to tip the receptionist
>go literally two steps further and I have to tip the cleaning lady
>another 3 steps and I notice there is Pizza LITERALLY INSIDE THE GYM
>tip the pizza boy and decide one slice wont hurt
>turn the corner and there are Bagles as well
>sigh as I tip the baglegirl
>on my way to the bench I tip the PT
>by the time I have finished my FIRST warmup I have already tipped so many people I have no money left
>spotter almost lets me die on the bench because I couldnt tip him anymore

yeah great system you got there amerifats...

Something about fucking a girl that sells bagels makes me hard

> go to gym in england
>working on cutting
>get arrested for possible sharp object

>go to the gym in USA
>gym police officer shouts at me to do one legged squats with my right hand raised
>raise my left hand
>get shot

>go to gym in the UK
>guy standing outside the gym mumbles something and calls me a fag
>I beat the living shit out of him
>get arrested
>apparently he wanted to smoke a cigarette with me if the british police is to be believed

weak bait

>go to swedish gym
>get arrested for being too buff

>go to America
>people weigh four times as much

Kek

Indeed, we're going to be back in the dark days of 2015

why are eurofags so poor?

It's the next attempt at SOPA and PIPA, retard, they just found a flavor of propaganda you'll consume.

>go to school in America
>receive such a tip top education that I'm able to write a sentence as mind bogglingly retarded as
>"the cops connected all the plates because they are to sharp"
>applaud my teachers
>get shot on the way home

Is it because you want to place the bagel over her vajajay and call it a threesome?

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>Live in Europe
>Be more A E S T H E T I C than any other continent

youtube.com/watch?v=O2nbTz0mosM

As a representative of the europoors, it's not our problem amerifags have to receive a treat as a reward and an incentive for even the smallest shit they do.

>go to gym in Romania
>can't lift because gypsies have already stolen all the weights and sold them as scrap metal

Bro what

>he doesn't bring both
>he doesn't bring his own gun
It's almost like you want to >get shot, europooristanistralian

Are you really trying to tell me you've never wondered what it would be like to fuck a girl through the whole in a bagel?

>go to Europe
>raped by a pack of sand niggers
>go home and watch a program about refugees being welcome
>raped 4 more times and stabbed twice on the way
>praise European tolerance the next day

Uhhhhhh??
Sadly although I prefer the right panel it’s the wrong way around

Except for da jooz

>bring my own gun.
>get shot by the police because I could shot them.

thank god nn started in 96

>spotter almost lets me die
imagine being so weak that you need a spotter

you forgot to put all the isp jews on the right side

ajit pai is an indian retard

dae le jooz xd

what
i'm talking about comcast and verizon you dummy

>go to gym in Germany
>have fun because KRAFT DURCH FREUDE

ajit pai is the ultimate ISP shill he was literally a verizon exec

>go to gym in Europe
>4 sand niggers in the bathroom
>all of them take turns raping me
>they rape me until I see how great Allah is
>I offer my 13yr old daughter as their sex slave for profit
>praise diversity, they let me smell their straight man poop
>more and more Europeans are converting, you will too

Not even slightly funny. The time you took to write that is almost as wasted as the time it took for me to type this reponse

I want to laugh at this post but I keep on thinking about how easy it would be to get around this problem by only getting the 2.5 lb plates and stacking a ludicrous amount of them onto the bar.

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Accept the multiculturalism, goy.

except bumper plates all the weights here are in lbs
t. kraut

this single image gave me aids

>jokes are now bait

the state of Veeky Forums

>go to the gym in Japan on my lunch break
>nobody bench, only running on treadmills
>you must write on board what equipment you are going to use
>elderly people everywhere
Fun times I swear.

>I have never left my hick town

>americans getting this buttmad
learn 2 bantz

why is every german on this site a tripfag, you, the crow, that one Farid impersonator, the madman, tripkrauts as far as the eye can see

>go to gym in Russia
>nothing but squat racks

i only use it for certain posts, sometimes i just forget to turn it off

this has to be satire, theres no way pol/the_donald would so blindly cuck to corporate interest like this

>go to a gym in America
>they serve pizza as a vegetable

fair enough, just found it an interesting coincidence

you'd be surprised at what you can get them to believe with enough shilling. checked btw

/pol/ was against it, but I think ultimately people just gave up because the army of hired shills was too strong. They were just spouting bullshit/non facts across pol for weeks about it. It reminded me of the shilling that happened when the Pulse Nightclub in Orlando got shot up.

since when is /pol/ communist

Why would a gym serve anything

I live in the fattest roasties region in the UK.

>go to gym in America
>fat fucks think the plates are for eating food off

breh dont post this again

>go to gym in burgerland
>10lbs plates are protesting to be recognised as 20kg plates
>some cop bursts in and shoots all the black plates
>Ignore the conundrum and try to deadlift
>Aforementioned 10lbs plates call me racist

/pol/ does not support Trump, as he is a Zionist

highways have no max here mate, madmax style

holy moly making NN a partisan issue was the smartest thing they ever did, we're completely fucked since a good portion of people are willing now to act against their own self interest entirely due to the fact people they don't like support it

>go to gym in america
>group of intimidating black men standing at entrance
>turn around and go home.

truly a modular system

If the board propaganda isn't obvious now, I don't know

>be amerinigger
>chimp out at the slightliest provocation

>group of intimidating mexican men standing around my car

if that isn't satire, that's some impressive mental gymnastics