Wat is happening

did a bunch of t bar rows yesterday - my back is super sore from them today.

did cross fit this am and went to take a shower.

took my shirt off and saw these marks? wtf is this?

stretch marks

begone reptilian

Your boyfriend needs to clip his nails

>took my shirt off and saw these marks? wtf is this?

Ask your boyfriend.

You're getting a bigger back. Unfortunately, you don't have enough skin. Ergo, you get stretch marks. I got 'em going from my armpits to my shoulder. Wear your battle scars with pride.

stigmata tata from lake titikaka

Ghosts of cross fit victims attacked you in class.
You didn't notice since they have the same amount of power as they did while alive.

sounds like its stretch marks. but i've been doing rows and its strange this is just happening now.

how to get more skin?

HA & checkd

hehehehehehhe

maybe don't disobey massuh so much

youve been scratching yourself in your sleep

Liver failure causing itching. Too many protein shakes m8.

is this tru?

same here, armpits to shoulder, also got em in my thighs, couldn't care less tho

stretch marks or burst capillaries

this

>He doesn't pour a ring of salt around the rowing machine at night

its demons john

Got the same thing when I was doing dragon flags on concrete. Have you lied on hard surface?

>tfw got them in highschool from working out
>tfw everyone called them tiger stripes
>tfw nicknamed tiger
I just want fucking clear skin fuck this shit, I hate it so goddamn much.

They just pop out of nowhere for me. Woke up one day with this.

tiger is a better nickname than shitshorts. just believe me.

why is it foggy in doors? do you have a smoke machine?

not sure... i used to think it came from scratching myself in my sleep but had no idea other people did this too

exactly me

stop wearing super tight shirts to the gym you mong

as someone whose been working out 15+ years
always use skin therapy oil post work out

post the rest bby

I got those too and probably 2x worse about three months ago.

My left lat was hurting so fucking much for months, no amount of NSAIDs or creams helped. This chick told me I can foam roll it away. Did one session and holy fuck.

The results were what OP has. So it's probably muscle tightness becoming loose

stretch marks. lotion the effected area as often as you can, especially after showers.

I'd lick thy ass, tbqh with thee.

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kek

I'm surprised nobody posted this yet.

It's just fucking bedbugs calm down op

is linking a bunch of post a new Veeky Forums meme?

You've been branded as a filthy crossifitter

Cammence shitpostjng of xcrossfitXx
>Oof

fuck this pic is hot. no idea why.

ily

how'd you get the nickname shitshorts, shitshorts?

Worms under your skin

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these kinds of stretch marks usually appear from a growth spurt
Congrats user, you've graduated from manlethood

I have the same marks on my back and I'm literally a manlet. I had a single growth spurt at 12-13 where I went from like 5'1 to 5'9.

you have a serious case of tight skin. You're gonna get a shit load of stretch marks unfortunately. Drink lots of water, take multivitamins, and SLOW BULK in order to minimize the stretch

no one who's natty will gain muscle so fast that they get stretch marks

you fucking fraud

>this dyel