/FRAUD/

/FRAUD/
My goddess edition

READ ALL OF reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/ before asking questions

If you must ask your absolutely important questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

Other urls found in this thread:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8244866
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3243695
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28150363
youtube.com/watch?v=5gZJ-T7ajrw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

tinder sloot im banging is catching feels

what do?

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>roiding for this

Can I extended my 20 week cycle to a 30 week cycle?

Made decent gains but now I want to cut and make sure I don't become immensely tiny looking in the process.

Or just cut during PCT?

>cut during PCT
you are better off killing yourself instead

dont cut during pct, you will lose all your gains.

drop to 250mg mg of test and cut hard, you wont lose muscle.
when you are happy with yourself, do pct and keep maintenance.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8244866

Willfully doing to yourself what would be unethical to do to humans in a study lol have fun guys. Hope that addisonian crisis doesn't hurt as much as they say it does.

This is probably really important for any 300 million old divergent human/horse mammal common ancestors looking to take steroids.

Does /fraud/ boost pheromones?

I've seen a lot of guys with naturally 1000+ng/dL test saying that girls love to smell them and so on.

Do I get the same effect by pinning test?

>out of all things they used stanozolol
>the most garbage of hormones

Find us something that got similar results with test in humans.

They most definitely affect the chemistry of your skin and sweat.

When I fuck with my e2 balance my ballsweat completely changes. I've heard similar things about strong androgens.

I believe it. Women definitely act differently around me when on blast vs not.No hard evidence though.

Any ncaa athletes visit /fraud/? I'm thinking about taking ostarine but I can't find much info on detection times

>kidney problems after winny for 8 YEARS
Are you retarded?

meant for

>pct
lmao

How to get huge as fuck 101

Get lean as fuck. Really fucking lean, sub 8% lean. Run as little hormones as possible during this phase, you want any and all possible sensitization you might gain from keeping anabolics low.

Once peak leanness has been reached, add in your longer half life anabolics. The test E, the deca, the EQ. I prefer as much test as possible, but you should get to know which you can use the best.

Slowly add calories and volume back in. After a week or two of eating more and feeling better, throw your bulking orals in for 4-8 weeks (your own tolerance).

Keep adding calories, mostly in carbs and protein. But keep weight gain and food intake steady. Don't just smash a bunch calories one day and expect it to really help you grow.

Keep bulking this way until you've passed 12-15% bf (your own comfort zone here, anything beyond 15% and fat gain gets ridiculous).

Here add in your androgens. Tren, winny, var, mast. Begin slowly reducing calories and increasing cardio. The goal here is a 4-6 week cycle where we cut fat and cultivate an environment where we can continue to build without destroying insulin sensitivity and swelling our fat deposits.

After this short cycle your body should be primed for a round two of bulking. Repeat this cycle once or twice more, depending on drug tolerance and the results of the bulk/androgenic cut cycle.

Once you've squeezed the gains you can out of the bulk, reduce hormones and calories slowly. Cut as deeply as you can, and repeat this entire process.

so i came off my cycle back in september and my balls are back to size this past month. they were actually hyooge at the very end of the nolva. I remember waking up and they were drooping so low and were so inflated. I just love feeling my huge ballsack again. retained a lot of muscle mass despite not lifting whatsoever aside from some 25 lb dumbells in my basement.

Dick definitely got a little smaller / less erect since coming off though. Id say ive lost half an inch, but if I get actually aroused id probably get it back. I'm now able to go a week without masturbating whereas on cycle I was fapping a minimum of 4-6 times a day (usually in a row, sometimes up to 15 times).

TLDR this is just LARPing brother. nobody gives a fuck. woohoo, take steroids and get huge, its not rocket science.

>sensitization
stopped reading

w-will the mang ever come back? im afraid that he wont...

It's biology shit is highly complex

>take steroids and get huge

You know some of us forgot the second step.

thanks for the blog where can I subscribe?

>roidcne on legs despite being on accutane for months
this meme has gone too far

>acne on legs
first time i hear this in my life.

it's like I told my body with the accutane
>fuck off I don't want acne on my back, chest and face
and it replied
>ok buddy, have some on your arms and legs instead

can you post a pic?
maybe its just skin irritaion or a fungal thats causing it, and not actual acne.

i get weird red bumps on my leg when they are dry.

Please bear with me here

I'm not /fraud/ i'm on finasteride and it's made my E2 go to about 40pg/mL, I have noticed some sides from the heightened E2. I was wondering if it is worth my while to mention this to my derm and see if she could prescribe me a legitimate AI. I have read up on it and it looks like most AI cause hair loss which is what i'm on fin to avoid so I'm unsure if an AI is even the right idea. I bought some Zinc (30mg zinc o) as I read that it can reduce E2 but that's it.

What are optimal E2 levels btw? 20?

Thanks.

Unimpressive fraud drinking alone at a bar

Qt blonde grill sitting a seat down from me

ama

are you drunk enough to post butt from the bar's toilet?

Absolutely not

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Take selfie

will this answer remain the same when you get drunker?

Hey guys if I've hit 1/2/3/4 is it okay for me to start roiding? Or do I need to wait

Day 5 of Tren A 700mg/week with Test E 250mg/week. First time running Tren

My appetite really got suppressed, and I'm a little moodier. It's a little harder to sleep and my dreams are pretty vivid.

When do you guys usually notice physical changes from the Tren? I'm about 16% bodyfat at 205lbs 6ft, eating 2000-2500 cals per day.

pls response

Does anyone have the pic of the insanely qt grill at a cash register in some store? She has long black hair, her uniform is blue (maybe some red accents) and while I can't be sure I think she had blue eyes too

She was gorgeous with great lips too

Or just cruise on 100 test 100 tren with a slight calorie surplus and achieve nearly the same lbm in the end, maybe a little longer, wihout stupid blasts and bulk and cuts lol

Stupid. Now you ant to take female breast cancer drugs to offset sides from your benign prostate hyperplasia drug remarketed on a whim to treat mpb?

Take a step back and ask yourself ehat the fuck you are doing

Of course reducing dht conversion leaves more free test for e2. Now you are stuck trying to deal with sides which oppose the original intent of taking fin. Stupid ass drug.

consider where you are right now, autist

How fucking reddit are you to blast 700mg tren your first go? This is what happens when you rely on dyel forum idiots to guide your cycle doses. Ifbb coach i know has his clients start on 250mg to 300mg.

First time i ran tren e at 80mg a week i noticed body changes 2 or 3 weeks in. The sides started way sooner, like the day after first pin.

Yeah, surrounded by guys who slam as much gear in a week as i do in 10 yet still weigh 200lb at 6ft

Post pic, big boi

that's what i thought, bitch ass nigga

Sup lads, I want to start a cycle but I recently found out my local supplement shop sells LGD 4033

Basically the convenience of it extremely tempting, I dont have to western union some shady chinks and learn how to inject myself, I can just drive 5 minutes and get the pills...

Anyone here tried it? Is it worth taking for around 12 weeks?

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>muh sticky
Im asking for any anons personal experiences with it

it's not even in the sticky
continue reading the OP

I tried it, it's not worth it. certainly not worth using without test.

Having a lot of issues with the postman, may have drunkenly already posted this, someone please advise.

> order boner pills from India
> 2 weeks ago, a family member watches a new guy run up to the door and post a "sorry we missed you" sticker on the door.
> call up post office 6 times and the machine keeps hanging up on me
> go down to the post office, wait in line an hour, and can't pick up as ID doesn't match address and they just say call the number
> re-delivery scheduled, finally over a week later, I find another notice on the door with "Please pick up" written on top with final notice circled

What the hell is this? Is LE getting involved over boner pills or is this just the post office being well, the fucking post office?

very likely the latter

Also, regarding Bitcoin. Bitcoin is currently worthless but the price may very well go up to $100,000. It is a hack exploiting a security hole in the global banking system.

That's why I was watching and knew at 6 pm Sunday it's going to skyrocket. Now we have multiple factors influencing a rapid rise to $100,000. First of all, a short squeeze, all these over-confident skeptics went and ahead and shorted the fuck out of this once Futures shorting became available. Bitcoin reaches $24,000 and they're all margin called, they're forced to buy back and lose all their money. This pushes Bitcoin up further and squeezes more shorts, and as Bitcoin rises more shorts jump on for the easy money, leading to exponentially squeezing.

Then once you accept Bitcoin is worthless, you start to understand why it keeps going up. The dollar is also 'worthless'. The reason is, sort of, it can't go down. It's like the gold behind the gold based dollar. The more attention and confidence it gets, the more normal it becomes, the more it's used -- the more impossible it is for it to go down. Then we have the other factor; Bitcoin is now mainstream, it was never about selling bitcoin for USD, because, eventually -- you won't need to.

What happens next is similar to the bubble back in 2008. You're going to have scoundrel bankers speculating with trillions of dollars of Bitcoin they can't cover, and after they get rich and their firm goes bankrupt, everyone else pays for it. Another economic crash on a global scale... at least for those who don't only deal in BTC. No wonder Satoshi stayed anonymous and behind 7 proxies, he just fucked over big government.

Yeah but I'd have to have a family member go pick it up as I can't.

Got this for free

Anyone know what these are? I'm already on test 250mg every week but always looking for more.

I know Arimistane is an AI (shitty AI) but 1-Androsten has a different angle and attachment/rotation to normal androstene.

Same with the other ingredients.

Ideas?

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Pheremones and shitty boner herbs.

useless shit with their respective chemical formula that will do nothing for you except empty your wallet

I've missed whole bitcoin train, do you think it's worth investing now?

Literally no benefits or just shitty risk vs reward?

I know they're shit for my liver but considering it was free it feels like a waste to toss them.

It's never too late to invest. You aren't going to be a millionaire but even if you make $25 that's more than you had today.

>implying implications
XRB or some other crypto with better tech than Bitcoin will replace Bitcoin eventually. BTC is very unviable to ever become a common currency because of its slow transfer times and ridiculous fees - meanwhile XRB is instant transfer with no fees.
Bitcoin will crash once the better crypto's become more known.

Either way I hope this crypto thing destroy's the Jewish bankers entirely and completely replaces their shitty fiat money.

the former

Lenny?

About to start my first test cycle, looking to see from experienced user how it will affect me emotionally.

I'm a naturally angry and depressive person, I've read that test can amplify your emotions like anger but at the same time makes you feel like a confident God. So yeah please share your experiences.

Also like to mention I'm going through a bad breakup, struggling not to be a sad cunt since I'd work with my ex and have to see her often.

Test doesn't do much to me emotionally. Mostly hornier.

Tren, adrol, Nandrolone, they all fuck with me

One day about 5 weeks in you'll realize you've been being an emo bitch and/or paranoid and/or overly sensitive about stupid shit and have to readjust your AI.

It's different for everyone. That's what happened to me and I'm normally just a moody person. Once AI is right I'm fine. Horny a lot but fine.

Why?

Want to know what to expect. Ie will test amplify this emotions or whatever.

luckily looks like markets are gonna start moving away from it soon.. fuck the BTC fees

Whats your test level at now

No why are you sad?

Girl told me she liked me and then ghosted me because I assume I got too needy /too invested . I liked her for a long time and never expected her to hit on me, but i get my one chance and I ruin it.

I'm sure I'm just being a bitch, but it hurts.

That's always a lame feeling. You must be feeling extra shitty if she came on to you. What are you gonna do about it?

Oh yeah man. I've accepted that shed never date me already (known her for 6 months) and I was fine with it. Then when she kissed me I felt on cloud 9, I felt it was too good to be true. I guess it was.

Not much I can do, cut all contact and try not to jump off a bridge, become big and shredded, and also not be clingy if something like this ever happens again.

sounds like your a bitch

test had not impact on my personality at all, just had insane mind clarity gains

Trip on Crusader

I've already admitted I'm being a bitch. I could sure as fuck use some clarity right now.

Sorry what?

you shouldn't be making the decision to do roids while in a shit mental place

Actually I made the decision a while ago, my shit just arrives next week
Just bad timing of everything

Drinking update

I didn't even get drunk and my kidneys hurt.

Ama

So I went to a porn theater for the first time. Tren is making me do depraved shit

expand

There were ads on Craigslist saying there would be women there tonight. I got there a little early and there was a VERY fat woman with saggy tits. They had her bent over the seat. Some guy was slapping her ass and I played with her tits. There was also a gross tranny.

Then they set up ropes and these two hot girls came in with a guy holding their leash. You could go into that part and get your dick sucked or fuck one of them. I came on one of their faces and left.

Can anyone confirm that oral bridges between blasts are a retarded idea?

>that picture
How can someone find this attractive

But it's retarded of course, just include your orals in your blast. 4-6 weeks is always max for orals, they're notorious to fuck everything up

ALL THIS BLAST TALK I FUCKI$JIJC$IJ$IJC if my ldl score isn't fixed this week i just yolo everything

Ingestion of grapefruit lowers elevated hematocrits in human subjects.

Why are we not eating grapefruits

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3243695

theyre fucking disgusting

you are waiting for results already or you are doing bloods again soon?

You're never too small to roid my man

Yeah they fucking are. But be aware that donating is not enough to lower hematocrits

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28150363

This Friday I will be 3.5 weeks since last check. Dropped masteron, removed all saturated fats and added fruits

ldl was a bit elevated rest was fine

>tfw no EPO blocking meds

its retarded
orals are the last thing you should use in between your blasts

Ronnie Coleman Supplement Routine

youtube.com/watch?v=5gZJ-T7ajrw

LOL no wonder he's still alive

We've been eating grapefruit at least since I've existed. More than likely, far longer than that even.

Why is grapefruit such a faggot fruit. It fucks with almost any medication in existence.

I also don't like them. Perhaps just take them pills

I am already taking ronnie coleman tier pills amounts. Might just take more to keep me from dying

could somebody explain the vials to me?

if a products says "TESTABOL ENANTHATE 250mg 1amp x10amp "

does that mean every little bottle has 250mg of test in it, so if i was doing a 250mg cycle i'd use one bottle a week? just confirming this becasue i've done dumber things in the past

so I'm not planning to roid

But I'm curious about my test levels.

I live in Denmark, so the doctor is free

How do I ask him to test my levels, what do I tell him when he asks >ok why

He likely will want an answer since its basically state paid and I can't just give him my money

ask him for a blood hormone level test becasue lately you just feel low energy and depressed, your friend told you to check your test levels