It's my birthday

>it's my birthday
>mom forgets
>dad doesn't call
>no friends message me either
>gym receptionist who talks to me everyday was the only person today to say happy birthday
Receptionists are our greatest ally

Happy birthday user

Celebrating the sands of time passing as you slowly inch toward old age, losing all your gains in the process

i hope you gave her an extra tip

Happy birthday user!

Mine will probably be the same.
Getting older sucks.

I forgot the >

Happy Birthday OP

Nothing but the tip

Happy birthday OP

>The world doesn't revolve around poor little me
Quit yer bitchin'

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday op, we all know this feel to well

This
And also
Happy birthday sweet pea
I love you keep training hard and getting gains and being great

Well here's a happy birthday from a drunk person who has never seen you user. Hope you are doing well.

happy birthday bud

user, today is also my Birthday and none of my friends said anything because I don't have it on fb. Happy Birthday, man.

Happy birthday mate

FUCK caring parents

>My uncle, who I work for cut my hours for seemingly no reason
>Get every Wednesday off this month
>Birthday is this Wednesday
>He schedules me for this Wednesday
What the fuck? There's no way he did this by accident

Happy birthday!

I always watch this movie when I am depressed.

Happy birthday brah. Lift the feels away.

Happy birthday user!

its been a while since I watched this, youre right
IM HOT
IM BIG

Don't let self pity overwhelm you. This state of mind is poison for your soul. If you can't stay cheerful at least stay calm. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday user. You're gonna make it brah

happy birthday brodermi! we feel you

i got only 3 ppl tell me that (mom, 2 friend) this year

happy birthday from bongland my dude!

Happy birthday from blue collar hick town Edmonton Alberta where a bunch of natives are literally melting from drug overdose.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday op
>tfw used to be a receptionist
>would tell people happy bday cos you see their bdays on their medical record
>could be the only hbd they'd ever get that day and I would have never known
You opened my eyes op

It works both ways. How many people's birthdays did you acknowledge this year?

that's a small pupper

I have been intentionally trying to hide my birthday from people since I left high school (it was hard then because it was usually on the attendance sheet). It's not worth it as a loser having people ask what you're doing

happy birthday user we're all gonna make it

Happy birthday man, hope you have a great day.

I really mean it bro

how fucking gay do you have to be to care about your birthday? this is the gayest thing ive read today and ive been to reddit twice

Happy Birthday user - I hope you enjoy your day.

Hey OP it's my birthday too! We're birthday buddies.
Just keep working on yourself and be better every day and next year will be better.

happy birthday from france user

Is that why one of the strongest and most intelligent species on the planet can literally wipe out anything else on the planet, including the planet itself?

Maybe he just didn’t know it was your birthday?

But it's the same species that invented pepe and wojak

>the desktop pic
Kek

Happy b day !!

This, I was just thinking about how a handful of people tell me happy birthday, and how I don’t actually tell anyone and it’s not on Facebook. Also don’t tell anyone else happy birthday desu. Time to fix that

pretty sure we cant destroy the planet yet

Why are you such a soy nu male. Birthdays are for retards.

Happy birthday user

Dig thousands of evenly spaced really fucking deep holes all over the planet and drop like 10 of pic related into each one and I’m pretty sure the earth would just explode

And that’s only the biggest one tested. Over 50 years ago. Guarantee there’s probably one at least 10x that size now

happy birthday from georgia caucasus lad