YOU ATE HOW MANY ONIONS?!

YOU ATE HOW MANY ONIONS?!

You're rubbing your cum into your hair?

December, 2017: The Iranian Lab Rat invasion began. Within weeks Veeky Forums is overrun by testosterone-enhanced rodentia.

Three today, shot a huge load of cum into your wife's face. She is still smelling the onion.

>Veeky Forums is full of gymrats
>now officially invaded by aryans
Thx /pol/

>A wild grizzly bear convinced you to become 400lbs?

WOAH! Slow down, you ate HOW MANY jars of peanut butter?

YOU ATE HOW MANY POUNDS OF BEEF???

twenty-five pounds, twenty-five pounds of raw veal

wheres the nurse doc

I keep telling you it was eggs doc.

Yes, 36.

You made her eat HOW many eggs?!

It says here that you "maxed out"?

So you pick up pieces of metal and put them down again repeatedly to "make it" so that you look less like a "duh-yell" and more like a bear?

All of these are fucking terrible lol, jeez

And you got this advice from what was it again, a natty deathlifter?

>You have a congenital heart defect and you're still choosing to use heavy stimulants and heart-enlarging hormones...this won't end well for you.

Exactly one (1) onion a day.

>you... "lift"?

>duh-yell
KEK

>it says here you took 150g of "Nitric Oxide" overnight to "cum buckets"???

He seems to have a fascination with scooby doo skateboarding. He repeatedly mentioned his basketball hobby with the phrase “4 hoops come on”

He also mentioned having intercourse with zebras

My diagnosis is mild paranoid schizophrenia

>and for this you use...brap hogs?

A gallon of milk to escape the manlet pit?

>I recommend referring this patient to the psych ward
>He keeps on saying he is part of the SS program and has to GO MAD

Yes i self medicate my test levels my sniffing braps to boost test doc

>"Mad cows"? "Death lifts"?

>you haven't pooped in days to increase your scores on some tests?

50 eggs.

>Just how much ammonia have you been inhaling?

Exactly HOW many cocks again???