>Walk into gym
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Walk into gym
>Walk into gym
>Christmas is lit. Christmas, Litmas.
>Christmas is lit. Christmas, Litmas
I unironically wish my gym would blast party music during the day and quickly transition to chill shit in the evenings
>walk in to gym
>”UP TOWN FUNK YOU UP”
>wench behind bar only poors me half a glass of milk and says ive had to much already
>push the guy grinding on me away
>not coz he looked like fidel castro
>coz im on gomad
>get bar boob lady in head lock
>guzzle my milk from the bar tap like barny rubble
>ohsheeit.jpg im in a gay club on ketamine
american gyms eh ?
>almost 10pm closing
>TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
>TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
youtube.com
Fucking kill me.
w-wait, that's not actually a song is it??
Thank God my gym has good powerlifter PTs that blast Rammstein and Powerwolf