Bulking license expires tomorrow

>bulking license expires tomorrow

>ran out of cut tokens
>can't afford more

>Tfw got unlimited bulking pass

>tfw the 2nd amendment protects your right to arms
>europoors require a license to pick up anything above 20 pounds or they will become to swole for the sharia police to control

>protein ration has to last until Friday

checked and kek'd

>gym ran out of weight oil

>its penis inspection day at the gym tomorrow

European here, what the fuck is penis inspection day? Are Amerimutts seriously expected to show their penis in public? L.M.A.O.

It's only a few times and when you're in elementary school. It's to ensure that your circumcision didn't cause any permanent damage to your penis to stunt growth. I, unfortunately, was one of the dozen in my class with stunted penis growth, hence posting on Veeky Forums.

>circumcision
literal muslim tier

>be me
>forget to renew rep points card
>limited to 5 reps and under per set
>mfw i have to now do 10 more sets of each routine

>mfw gym crow laid eggs at the plate dispenser

>some DYEL went to the restroom in between his set
>squat machine read that he had 5 rep credits left
>quickly do a set under his account while he is in the bathroom
>lock him out of the squat rack for the day

>be skinny fuck
>Bulking card expires 09/2021

Feels gut

Got a haircut yesterday and today I got banished to the manlet pit for being under 6'.

This was me before the haircut btw

>TFW gains neutrality was abolished
>now have to pay an extra 20$ a month to do calisthenics

>incline bench only has gas for 3 reps left

>gym catapault is out of rocks
Oh well, guess we'll have to throw manlets

Benis :DD

>protein shake shaker certification expired last week
>have to ask people to shake it at the gym like a crack addict

>treadmill ran out of tread
>gym is out of tread rolls
Guess I'll have to apply for a running permit then.