This guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room and says "nice glutes"

>this guy slaps your ass in the gym locker room and says "nice glutes"

What do you do Veeky Forums?

katana his ass
while he was lifting rocks like a caveman, i studied the blade...........

Drop the soap and hope he rapes me

Flex a 'cep

Thanks, grew them myself

have violent anal sex with him

>"how's this for a start?"

Faggots.

It's no joke. Get yourself an attorney, chump, because you're going to need it.

t-thanks daddy *blushes*

who is he anyway? give me some names / ig

slit his throat and watch he's beeling out

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do or say anything but my asshole would relax

I always have a knife in my gym bag because i'm afraid of getting raped after I worked out hard therefore tired.

Thank senpai for giving tips on squats and ask him for the tip

>after I worked out hard therefore tired.

I've had this thought pretty often too, at the gym I feel a huge adrenaline rush but when leaving I feel beyond exhausted and think "if I got into a fight right now I would be helpless"

Invite him to my place so we can threesome with my fiance and she can fulfill her fantasy of watching me go at it with another dude.

You have an awesome wife

Is she one of those girls who watches gay porn and likes yaoi

t-thanks

No you

Lets fuck each other butts!!!

Grin and thank him.
Also ask for advice I guess.

laugh at his disproportionally big biceps

...

Suck his cock.

how do I get that bubble butt look? where the bottom of the ass cheeks have that little cliff?

when I flex my ass it almost completely loses that lip and looks like a hank hill ass

goal bod right here, he looks hot and i'm definitely not homo

say "thanks", slap his, and ask if he wants to take a shower together

>n-no homo, right lads?

Offer to suck his dick out of respect.

n-no homo of course

I smile and say "yeah?" then I slip my hand under his t-shirt and slowly feel his abs, then I'd touch his biceps and say "big arms... I'm sure you could lift me"
And when he does I'd kiss him and hope he fucked me right there
I got all wet just writing this hahaha

Genetics mostly
It seems he doesn't really flex his glutes here, I have the same slight hollows on the sides when relaxed.

Do hip-thrusts and heavy cable kickbacks, it can't hurt.

This got my harder than my gf.
How the fuck do I get a body like that? Can I do it natty?

squat more
I have the same and I am around 18% bf so honestly kinda fat atm.

OP do you have anymore pics/vids of this guy? I need new fap material

>no homo

3edgy5me

h-how do I complement g-guys on t-their g-glutes? It's easy to compliment traps or tris or bis b-but glutes are a-awkward....

>its easier to stalk and take photos baka

...

damn son

I wonder if he got that ass with running/sprinting, what sort of sneakers was he looking at?

just cross trainers, something for daily wear.

Was looking around for christmas specials.

I'm pretty sure it's genetic w/ fat distribution. Only muscle on asses honestly doesn't look that good- go check out the shape of the gluteus muscles, and it's kinda a weird orientation.

Gay porn, yes, sometimes, but idk what the fuck yaoi is.

#notautistic

Just say what you think.
My gymbro/gymcrush complimented me on my ass today again.
If he's not a total faggot he'll take the compliment.

is that natty?
honest question

cheers

>leather club is two blocks down

Dimitry Cocklove.

no joke this would give me a massive confidence boost, not even from a homo perspective just cos he clearly knows his shit

Alexander Schukin

>tfw retarded enough to have actually googled this name

I honestly think if you're a guy and another guy, who is at least good looking compliments you on your ass you shouldn't take offense or be weirded out. There's literally nothing gay about it. Just homo erotic banter. Give it a nice slap on the way out and be done. And if you do get offended you're clearly an insecure faggot

You should pat him on the cock as well so he knows you're joking. He'll probably take the hint and put his dick in your mouth, as a joke ofc. Then you suck him hard till he cums inside your throat and say nohomo for good measure.

*slap his ass back* oooh you have some jiggly wiggly going on here. Bet you make all the girls jealous with your booty gains.
Btw how much you squat bruh?

This.
>ITT: people who never played in a team

Beat him to death. Gif related.

>you share the board with this mentally ill trannies

Good lord...

>itt faggot kikes trying to justify their vile behavior

nice one Eisberg.

>not letting your gym partner inspect your dick

never gonna make it

I'm not a tranny, just a faggot.

run away

>delusional homosexual in denial /pol/ loser soyboy that didn't join or play in any form of team

If you are straight you wouldn't want to fuck your goalkeeper because his ass felt good in your hand

cum