I've had an earache for 4 weeks and it's killing me. Any of your rich niggers a doctor...

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Pour vinagar in your ear

I have two suggestions. Hyland's earache drops. It is homeopathic and have worked for every earache I have had since adulthood and for everyone I have suggested it to. If you go to Walgreens they have their own brand right next to Hylands that is cheaper. Try it for a day or two at the most and your earache will be gone.

The other suggestion will probably gross some people out, but your own urine is actually very clean and can heal an earache. google it. Put a couple of drops of fresh urine in your ear and use loose cotton until it is absorbed. Repeat until your earache is better.

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Don't question me. just go fix your fucking earache.

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Free advice. Good luck!

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OP I just got over an ear infection with massive pain.

Basically if you pull your earlobe and it hurts, it is a outer ear infection.

This will result in fluid building up behind your ear drum and the pressure causes the ache.

To try and drain some of that shit into the back of your throat do this:

(1) Pinch your nostrils closed and swallow some water

(2) Slide your jaw from side to side

(3) Pinch nose and blow out with mouth closed, this will definitely open up your tubes and probably pop the fuck out of your ears. Might hurt too. However, keep pushing air which holds the tubes open and some fluid should drain out each time.

Just mix it up with the above 3. It doesn't work instantaneously, you'll have to do them regularly to slowly draw that shit out.

Eventually if it doesn't drain your eardrum will burst from a small hole from the pressure and then once it heals it might fill with fluid again.

Shit sucks.

Get some over the counter flonase, it's an inhaled steroid, use intranasally it will get to the back of the throat to the eustachian tubes, should help open em up.

can confirm pinching nose and trying to blow out with closed mouth. Dont overdo it tho

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I used to get this a lot, it's a pain from the soft part below the ear sometimes radiating to the neck? if so, they're inflamed. The tubes constrict and fluid can't move through them hence the pain.

Consider if the root of your problem is really acid reflux (GERD). Good book related

Things that cause this
>spicy foods
>all mint foods/products
>coffee
>water (some brands/sources have a lower pH)

I notice if I eat mint I have pain within a half hour.

Also nexium and prilosec are breddy gud remedies in the short term

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If I stick my jaw out forward as far as it can go and to the opposite side of the ear that feels stuffed up, I can feel the fluid drain out of it. No need to thank me.

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He's right. You can die from an untreated ear or tooth ache.

this is true, i once died from a toothache