Chicken Appreciation Thread

Fuck off subhuman

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thank you chicken

go bomb your cousins

Every time I eat chicken or eggs I thank the bird of gains
>THANK YOU BIRD OF GAINS, FOR YOUR FLESH HATH BEEN SACRIFICED TO RESTORE MY OWN.
>THE BIRD OF GAINS IS A GENEROUS BEING.
>THE BIRD OF GAINS HATH GIVETH HER UNBORN CHILDREN UNTO ME, FOR I AM THE CULTIVATOR OF HER MASS.
>OH THANK YOU BIRD OF GAINS, I SHALL CHERISH YOUR BURDEN OF TODAY FOR MANY OF GENERATIONS TO COME.

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>OH NO NO NO. It is all cause of chicken.
no i am sure its the tuna. unless they are selling chicken as tuna now

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enjoy your mercury poisoning

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you know, that would be true if i was eating some shitty tuna caught in open waters. Humans have covered over half the earths oceans with nuclear waste. you would have to be a fool no to by farmed tuna.
>thinking elevated levels of heavy metals in animals is natural

You do realise that farmed tuna is still generally raised in ocean water and fed off the same stuff they'd normally be eating, right?

That has to be the most disgusting camel toe I have ever seen.

Did he ded ?

I don't eat chicken, I'm a vegan soyboy.

>Fucking hiragana up
Apply yourself

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That cow needs to be milked else it's fucked.

yes, but again not all i like to make sure I'm not poisoning myself

Vegan shills are always so stupid
>Hurr maybe if i post gore on 4 chins people will want to become vegan too

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How did you manage to fuck that up?

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Listen, mate, my heart breaks for our avian brethren but what can one man do? Nothing, in the grand scheme of things. Veganism will never be the movement it wants to be. The only thing that will get humans to stop being such short-sighted fucks is societal collapse, massive depopulation or an extremely unlikely moral shift. So in the mean time why not enjoy chicken while I can.

thanks for all the eggs

What you're seeing is a disease common to milk cows. Milk contains a lot of puss actually, because of that.
I'm just responding to the thread and chose a related pic from my folder.
You must not assist in any charitable efforts at all, right? I mean, you’re just one person – what can you do to help? I assume you don’t vote in presidential elections either, because after all, your vote is just a drop in the bucket. Why even take another breath? In fact, why even feed your children? There are so many more on this planet, why would your kids need to live any longer? What could they possibly contribute?

*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=BKlrYlsiVKA
can you defend yourself against this chicken bloatlord?

Guys is there a worm in my chicken tit or is this normal? Looks wrong, never seen a vessel or smth coming out of it like that.

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that's a vein

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I'm hungry now

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You're welcome, faggots

t. Chicken merchant

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>caring about the suffering of fucking chickens
This is why people don't like vegans. What kind of ignorant and arrogant person do you have to be to care about fucking animals. And Id bet you treat your fellow man like shit.

Because they're sentient beings that feel pain and suffering like us, they didn't ask to be born and they sure as hell didn't ask to be brought up in a deathcamp full of suffering and death.

hold the fuck up
That featherless chicken is someone's pet and they have more than 1, they even put knitted coats on them when its cold outside so they don't freeze.

>halal

Chicken has more hormone disruptors than soy or milk

Don't feed chicken to your kids unless they're raised like.. chickens.

draxe.com/endocrine-disruptors-how-to-avoid-excess-estrogen/

Read this shit to

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Chicken lowers test and gives gyno

go kys amerimutt

Don't fuck with the ducks.
Make fun of the elves or something instead

ironhoof will come back

That how a vein looks like without blood.
Your brain even your heart is white without blood

Many blessings to all the chikons

thank you for your sacrifice to turn into tendies, chickens

>I'm just responding to the thread and chose a related pic from my folder.

>having a folder of animal gore just to persuade faggots on 4chinz

You're a little fucky

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It's not my son that's going to be hormonally effeminate

>arugatou

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Cluck on cluckers

They feel pain but not suffering, which is an entirely different thing.

Thanks cluckers.

Bout to bake a leg quarter with potatoes, onions, and carrots. It's gonna be awesome. 99 cents a pound for these bad boys. No excuse not to bulk up

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How do you know?

Just use soy-free almond milk instead?

Problem solved

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I haven't eaten chicken in months and switched over to duck eggs about the same amount of time ago

You no longer have any power here

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Thank you walking bird of gains.

SUPREME GAINZ QUACKER

>tfw no matter how many chickens we eat or how heavy of objects we can lift in the end all we want is to be loved.

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