Dubs decide answer

Nice get.

>I'm paying

fucking kekkaadoodledoooo

I want to lick the sweat off that booty.

Will you be my gf? I've never had a gf before

>Want to go shopping? I'm paying

can you eat my ass please

Only if you think masterbating too 2D anime characters is weird

Lmao she seriously expecting it

Haha no I am definitely a normal guy, just hunting for pussy here haha. You do have one, right?

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haha not wierd at all
>tfw no trap gf

I can be yuor angle or devil ;-)

I'm a Muslim

>Would you eat my ass haha?

She’s Swedish, she might like it.

Hehe ty lads

ihave one weird request

we dine in banana suits

You hit the nail on the head. Can you poop on my chest?

>I'm paying it

cuck

okay now dont call/ text her ever

>Please be my gf please

rolan

Get some ass for us, bro.

Can I see your dick

When girls drop their spaghetti.

I like short girls. N-no pedo

send her a fake number back

Here you go mate

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Take her to Maccy D's and hint that you deserve some action for your efforts while she tucks into her nugs.

write it, don't send it...

Have fun user.

Take her to a shitty restaurant or McDonalds

im not gay im not gay im not gay IM NOT GAY DAMNIT

would let you pound me

I am normal, but you seam really weird

Ty

How tall are you?

Not unless MLP is weird.

182cm
So like 5’11”

Define "weird" for me please.

I want you to fuck my ear with a strap on.

I was expecting shitposting but I'm pretty happy with this too kek. Have fun with your braphog OP.

When will they learn?

Well that's 6'0"

183=6'0"

Does ageplay with diapers count as weird?

Ever had sex on an incline bench?

Weird, but still dubs.

Nah I’m one cm under

Yes looking at the news I sometimes feel like I am the only normal person on the world. I mean now that the Jews have started wars in the middle east and sandniggers are swarming the west where leftist cucks have taken over the governments and opened the floodgates with their weak ass immigration politics. Politics aside don't you think it's so weird that this dating app only allows people from age 18? Like everyone is a complete human no matter their age and love doesn't know boundaries. Do you happen to have a little sister btw? Just curious.

Not weird but pretty wired. Whaddya say i take ya home and... eat your pussy out

My penor is dry from no hos so wont u pls moisture it

i know it might sound weird but i are you into pegging?

m o r e b a c k w o r k

mirin

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Natty

Is it wierd if I’m not actually a person but a hive mind operating from a Malaysian bead trading site. We would like to fuck you pls.

pegging isn't weird r-right?

reroll

oh snap

You'd look so much better wearing a strap-on ;)

Dont worry baby girl I’m no weirdo.
How bout i treat you to a nice dinner and afterwards you can treat me to a nice pegging session (wink emoji i dont know how to make it)

>m o r e b a c k w o r k
>cant see the back

Pls deliver on this.

If not rerolling for

checked

Oh shit, what do OP?

Fuck she unmatched since I was not replying

don't lie ma dude xD

what a fucking cunt

One sec I’m sending it to someone else

Actually just saw the underage part, nah senpai I’m good

What do you lift? (Not 1rep max)

Send mine

pussy.
then do this one

send the pegging one, i've been suggesting it for 4 posts cmon

Law grad, I don’t want to fuck up my perfect clean record.

>want to have fun on tinder for the lulz
>no one uses it where I live plus I have a gf and wouldnt want her thinking I was trying to get laid or something

nice

OP here, I have a gf too
As long as you’re not trying the fuck the grill it ain’t cheating

kek

You could ask her if it's okay with her. So long as you explicitly state it would be for purely for the lulz it ought to be okay.

you are doing good, if I'd see her use that shit, i'd kick her out and go 120% on life to make her regret it all her life while dating some 40 yo trucker neckbeard

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wait until she does the same 'purely for the lulz'

Checked

Kekels

Rollin

This.