January 1st

>January 1st

are you actually implying a person would go into the gym for the first time and do that? are you really this stupid?

>1st of January

FTFY

>go to university gym
>empty because everyone is at home
>classes don't start until the third week of January
>by then everyone is already renegging on their resolution
>gym time never compromised

>roastie directing a plane on her airstrip

Yes, and I am on day 5 (FIVE) of no-fap and you go and post a thrusting in shape female with a freaking CAMEL TOE as big as Alaska and you think somebody working hips is a big joke and meanwhile I'm sitting here semi-.

>but thanks for it, anyway.

Dat camel-toe

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Looks like a good exercise desu baka senpai.

>desu baka senpai
Yeah, it would look like a good exercise for a fucking non-lifter hentai degenerate like yourself.

Hiroshimoot put wordfilters in a couple of years ago mate

Dat Camel toe tough

Jesus christ, fucking newfags.

>implying he wanted to say "desu baka senpai"
>getting one's autism in a bunch because brainlet capacitors can't pass up a chance to call someone else a newfag

I knew tb.h would translate to desu and added the rest for the sake of memes.
Doesn't matter at this point, the thread turned to shit. Sage and move on, no upbotes for you.

nice

GOLEM GET YE GONE

THOSE LEGS ARE THINNER THAN MY FOREARMS GET THE BLOATMAXX POLICE OVER HERE

Golem get ye gone

GOLEM GET YE GONE

but get well soon

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>January 2nd
>Meet PT and set up a schedule for the coming time
>January 3rd
>Have first session, start with legs/abs
>She pushes me so hard I'm literally a second from throwing up
>16 sessions to go

We're all gonna make it brehs

Since fatty normies always wait for the "perfect" moment to start training and NYD was on a Monday this year nobody started training this week. The gym remained in its pristine state. Hallelujah.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

I'm usually turned off by camel toe for some reason but jesus christ that is an appealing vagina

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

Im in the same boat shit is nice

GOLEM GET YE GONE

I had the opposite reaction. A nice camel toe is one of my favorite things, but hers is a canyon.

>January 1st
>2018
>NOT DOING ASSISTED HIP THRUSTS
lmao @ ur life.
everyone knows No Weight High Reps is the only way to make it.

Is she hot?

Someone finally gets it ! 1 set with little to no weight until failure is SCIENTIFICALLY the best way to train. Try to prove me wrong
>Protip: you can't

What would a woman pt say if I joined up like I'm new even though I've been working out for 2 years?
Is this a good idea? I have a tiny bit of chub via no cutting.

She is focused on form. Perfect.

gay fucking faggot

did you bang jiblets tho?

This.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>NYD a holiday, gym closed
>Jan 2nd most people went back to work
>Tomorrow is the first Saturday of the new year

>walk up to the gym
>look inside
>just want to run away and use my weights at home to train so I dont have to enter that mess

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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Doesn't matter, but she's fit as fuck.
A PT is just that, a Personal Trainer. If you want help to reach new heights with your fitness, they can absolutely help you. It's probably more fun than training 30% bf chubbyfats like me.

If you dont like this you are legitimately gay. Should i break the news to your parents for you?

Congrats on wasting money to force someone to exhaust you. Tell tale sign of an idiot PT who has no clue

What changes to baka?

When you say baka it changes to baka. Hope that helps!

baka desu senpai

Holy fuck i watched that twice and never noticed the camel toe until i read the othe posts

Guess im gay

holy shit i ugly-laughed

golem get ye gone

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

I approve of this gash.

>go to gym jan 2nd
>expect utter chaos
>just normal after work hours crowd
>drive by the next day
>not a single parking spot open
>drive by huge glass wall section out of morbid curiosity
>its a fucking madhouse
I dodged a fucking bullet. lets see if my luck continues today

also HOLY SHIT THAT MOOSE KNUCKLE

golem get ye gone

KILL HIM

this is why you go after 11pm

Someone was using the barbell in the power rack, had 5kg on one side, and was one hand curling one side of the barbell. Then he'd move the 5kg to the other side and switch hands.

why

its called muscle confusion

if you do the same movements day in and day out your muscles will adapt to it
to shake this off you have to confuse the muscles with the most crazy movements you can think of to reset them

Sometimes I jerk off another guys penis to confuse my arm cause it doesn't recognise the penis

I do this all the time with my bros in the shower. Hate new years though. The new guys always look weirded out when we do it.

turn it sideways and it looks like an angry lizard

At least you're helping the new years fags by confusing their mind

>touch another man while training
>hurr durr youre a faggot
fuck off

Its a good feel

Golem get ye gone

GOLEM GET YE GONE

bretty hot desu with you senpai

that cameltoe

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I can almost see her uterus

GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>hey i want this
>why would i start now when i can make it a #NewYearNewMe


I don't understand, if you want something why not start right fucking now??

Lol that looks like so much fun and the gym looks pretty empty. I'd do it if it were

>tfw NYRs didn't flood my goym this year

thats a cool pic. Mind if I take it?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

All yours friend

thanks bro, appreciate it

GOLEM GET YE GONE

but why bend her arms?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Oh lawed tell me there's more

>monday empty
>tuesday a lil bit more people doing cardio
>wednesday a lot of people doing cardio
>thursday same as tuesday
>friday empty - except this new girl doing 1pl8 front squats that has won my heart already

Because they don't actually want to fix themselves, they want to feel good about the fact that's they're going to fix themselves.

cause they don't actually *want* it, they want to look good and not be a fat piece of shit but they aren't actually willing to put in the work

that's why they always set some future date, next week, this Monday, New Years, etc. If they actually WANTED it they would start immediately, not put it off to some future date

when you say 'I'll start Monday' what you're really saying is 'I can keep being lazy from now until this arbitrary future time' because if you actually cared you'd stop being lazy now