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Ask her to cuck you user

Reroll for this

你是考古學家嗎?

these are all terrible

open pussy

This.

>how does it feel being a slutty token asian girl?

If only the cuck above you didn't also get trips

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OP do this one fuck this autist New rule no rerolls

THIS

op here

we done it

1. Why the fuck did you already message her? She didn't respond and still won't
2. Should've went with the other trips dumb nigger

dumb nigger

Haha yes, eat it other fags

op here, lets do this again

Ching Chong, nip nong my dick

wo shi dai chichin ren.

What's up trouble ?

>Already messaged her a few days ago
>No response
>hoping le funny Veeky Forums memes will make her reconsider

Do the chinese character one

你是考古學家嗎?

>insulting girls on the internet for (yous)
thats actually sad.

>women are the niggers of gender. discuss.

wanna help stimulate my prostate?

No, lose the punctuation:
What's up trouble

Rolling for chinese one

herro

*teleports behind you and asks you out to dinner*
Heh... nothing personal, kid

winner

Hey you're in to biochem right?

Can you score me some research grade roids?

op again, actually don't like this one, do your worst

I’ll show you a real horse cock beautiful

~Niiiiiiice

>Alright, show me the cock.

Ever seen Mr. Hands?

>you can tell your kids you met on tinder

rather fuck the hose

Ding dong ching chong

>swiping a boy

From your BIO I can tell there might be CHEMISTRY between us

let me rinse your augean stable

>UofM shirt

You in Michigan, bro?

Horse chicks are confirmed crazy
Ask her if she'll sit on your face, she probably will

NNNNEEEEEEIIIGHHHHHHSSSSTAAAAGGGG

Haha, do you smoke WEED? XD

send this pic to.

Dem sideburns... You sure you're not on Grindr?

Your pussy is Hiroshima and I’m Enola Gay. Let’s party like it’s 1945

ahahahah

cant send pics on tinder

..b..b..bb.because I’ve got a bone..

fuck, she won't get it.

MY NEIGHUR

op here, last one until i get some more matches

Rolling for this

You have 2 hands and 3 holes. Cover the 2 you don't want me in

i thought russians were suppose to be hot

This!

I’ll be Russian this dick in your mouth

B-вы apхeoлoг?

Cyka blyat

She's cute and not wearing makeup.

You can see her zits and eye bags.

Reroll

that's it for tonight, thanks.

>I'd like to take your clothes offya and fuck Anya

what a shit thread

>she is not wearing a burqa

op here, just got another match

So many asians on my tinder what is this, asia?

>rush b ckya blyat

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I haven’t had sex in 3 years

I've never before lost my mind laughing this fucking hard at something.

do all american women's messages look like this?

Stop trying to flirt over text. Get her number as fast as possible and only use text to plan for dates. Flirt during the actual dates.

This is the majority of any conversation on dating apps.

I have not had intercourse in 1 year.

So what do I say next?

I haven't had sex in 2 years unless u count rubbing peanor on top of vagone with no penetration then it has been 1 year

i got so tired of the fucking small talk i deleted my apps i dont know how you guys keep up with this shit. Considering downloading again since its too cold to go out and im bored

Laughed out loud. Saving this one for future use.

At this point, I think it's easier to just start over with another girl. Next time, open with a stupid pickup line, then if she responds positively, ask for her number. Once you have her number, ask when she's free. Then go on your date. Establish physical contact early to get her used to the idea of you touching her, and hopefully, you're less autistic in real life than you are over text.

Finally charging your phone.

Now manage that notification bar you disgusting peasant.

You’re not the only one. I go through cycles where I give a few thots a pounding then I disappear for a while until I want another one. The small talk part is tedious because most women want men to lead the convo and not have to think.

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keep us updated.

But this ones hot. What can I say to change this in my favor there’s got to be something. I’ll say anything...even if it makes me look like a fool

So I got this girls number last night, what should be my first message

IMSB or CCRB :^)?

why did you sign your post?

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