It is finally here, a literal magic weight loss pill. Gymfags and genetic skinnyfags gon be mad af.
>GALVESTON, Texas – Given the ever-increasing obesity epidemic, researchers from The University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston have discovered a promising developing drug that has been shown to selectively shrink excess fat by increasing fat cell metabolism. The drug significantly reduces body weight and blood cholesterol levels without lowering food intake in obese mice, according to a recent study published in Biochemical Pharmacology.
DNP is unsafe shit, you may as well just use meth.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
what if I already smoke meth? don't want to double dose on healthy drugs
Adam Phillips
Do you like to scratch bugs out of your skin?
Grayson Thompson
if you use this you are no longer natty.
Lucas Walker
Bullshit, that is like saying if you use the gym you're not natty
Caleb Jackson
Awesome now u can totally fylfull my infantile urges to be a total fucking glutton
Connor Nelson
Why would you not want to eat whatever tf you wanted without putting on any weight?
Landon Harris
>in mice Literally nothing.
Nathaniel Long
Are you a spastic? seriously?
Mason Murphy
Because i dont have this problem to begin with. Probably because I'm not a fucking child.
James James
Fuck you, can you get it from normal growing food? No, then you aren't natty.
Carter Johnson
Is there a dick size pill that works yet? I need to get to 10.5
Ryan Baker
Natty is for suckers.
Brayden Ramirez
I feel like this would really devalue fitness. It's all about dedication and disciplined but if this shit goes through every numale is gonna try to taste chad-hood
Lincoln Wright
And? make it easier for everyone including gymboiz.
Xavier Miller
That's the problem
Ryder Nguyen
Pretty sure that this will cause some fucked up side effect or some other shitty pharmacological aspect (like the fucking narrow therapeutic window of DNP).
Zachary Bell
So what is it?
Brandon Mitchell
Are you? Do you realise how many trials are successful in mice that go on to fail?