Do face pulls

>do face pulls
>still ugly

>do curls
>hair still straight

>do skull crushers
>didn't get brain damage

>do chest flies
>still on ground

>do deadlift
>still alive

>Deadlift
>still alive

>2 seconds apart

>incline press
>do it anyway

>Do rows
>Boat doesn't move

...

>deadlift
>die

>Do calf raises

What now

kek

You tried senpai.

>power clean
>my apartments still a mess.

>jerk
>people tell me I'm a nice guy

>jerk
>while doing nofap

One job

Do burpees

Still got gas

You wait for your GOMAD.

>Do The Press
>Still happy

>do arnold press
>accidentally touch his dick
no homo

>do snatches
>because I have a penis

>german volume training
>nowhere near 6 gorrilian reps

>do a jerk
>Im actually a pretty nice guy

>do chin up
>still depressed

>get a gf
>turns fat

kek

>lift for girls
>still no gf

>Do some cleans
>Still smell like shit

Kek

>dumbell pullovers
>license, registration, proof of insurance

>clean and jerk
>have to clean again afterwards

...

>Do good mornings
>It's the afternoon

>tricep extensions
>triceps are the same length as when I started

...

>Do leg extensions
>I'm still a manlet

>testosterone
>math grades didn't go up

>do incline bench press
>happiness still on the decline

>do neck squats
>still have 2 chins