Dubs decides

dubs decides how i keep this convo alive

What a hambeast.

Just ask for her number

lol just joking ur fat

You already fucked it up

Sorry, I don't date women who can't see their own feet without a mirror

And I'll be telling you all the 48 ways I'll be fucking you

THE REAL HEROES ARE THOSE WHO MURDER JEWS

You've already fucked yourself.

If dubs, say "Well, you're paying for the meal cause there's no way I'm paying for al the food you're gonna eat!"

i wanna lick ur toes

flex a cep

FUCK ALL NIGGERS AND JEWS

i have a raven ass hunger

doesn't seem too bad
i'm unstoppable boi

I bet you look good bent over.

I'm willing to give you a shot, but I'll say this up front: I'm only willing to pay for one main and two sides, any more and you pay for yourself.
I only have so much money

"So how much you bench?"

>inb4 fit mechanical engineer scoring tinder thots

I'll buy a couple different flavors so you can pick what I'll wear

You better deliver

>arm sleeve tattoo
>thigh tattoo
>half died hair cant even do that shit properly
>messy as fuck room

pump and dump if even that

shit do the rules say i have to say this? you kind of wasted your trips

We have a winnah

>Opening with talking about eating

Literally the autism hurts

I think you're really cute and I want to go on a date with you :3

Checked

I meant to do that t.b.h

May i insert my reproduction organ inside yours later this week ?

That face though she looks like a pug in the original pic.

Say it.

>messaging women on tinder

What's the point

OP she is showing zero interest. Probably was a miss-swipe

I fucking LOVE anime!!!!!!

Good opening, I would chat a little more before going for digits, keep up the role reversal.

"You'd probably take me to..." and then make fun of her supposed taste in restaurants, idk

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>inb4 mod is jealous because he has never spoken to a woman and delets thread

btw, i want you to wear a sexy polar bear outfit... that would be HOT...

do_it_fgt.jpeg

>showing 0 interest
>she messaged him first

You just blow in from stupid town?

All cretins, not a single fittie.

can i just stick my pecker in your vagina now?

I want to be you for a day so i can save the world by killing myself

all things considered this isn't terrible

Clean your room slam pig.

let me smash ill pay you in ceatine

Im quite thirsty babe...would you mind letting me drink some of your titty milk?

Do you front squat?

who knows, according to the app we have three mutual friends i think are actually pretty cool people so hopefully i don't have to say anything too degenerate
that's if she replies tho so whatever

Can you please fart in my mouth when we meet?

please respond

yea i front squat why?

Yea this is not that bad to be honest.

We should roll again.

My vote is on

Op, ya gotta send it now...

Kek

FUCKING TRIPS

>please respond
are u fucking serious

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Holy moly guacamole is that PEE

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TAKBIR!

jees louise

Do you like toes because i like toes and toes are good for you. I've seen people with toes have you seen people with toes ?

COME ON OP ITS DELIVERY TIME

YEAH BUDDY! LIGHTWEIGHT!

SUCK ME GOOD, y-you good lady

Academics?

am i allowed to send 3 unanswered messages in a row?

Did you know that im a retard ? ALSO I LIKE DICK SO PLEASE GROW A DICK

You made a dubs decide thread, what do you think?

Nope. Do your next match

I said PLEASE RESPOND

inshaallah

Once again, Veeky Forums has prevented another potential lay.

Terrible bio, speaks volumes about her as a person not to mention a messy home.

Avoid.

By the way do you lift, just curious

It is known

ever since I got fit I've started feeling worthy to masturbate to more attractive anime characters

"I wanna sip Rich Pianas egg-white crystal shake out of your pre-diabetic watery asshole after deadlifting your 315lb ass for a set of 12"

Someone fucking bump this

op here, should i just unmatch the bitch for being rude?

yea boi i'm lifting now homegym masterrace

CHECKED

My God this is an amazing opener

What I am saying next may be illegal

You should do this

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the dream is dead boys, pack it in

Because I need you to lick my anus.

Can i just touch your boobies please?

This webm rofl.
I miss rich

This

A fine steak dinner would be nothing compared to splitting your gelatinous ass cheeks and scooping a glob of shit from your rectal cavity, Milady.

send her this picture

because I think you're the most amazing person i've ever seen... i can't lie to you sarah, im infatuated

Give me your milkies mmm

sry my friend wrote that haha, now it's me again xD

It's over. Just start over with some other bitch.

Because the hog butcher will be selling salami

Rolling for this

I'd like to suck your farts

Lmao 1 off rolling again