Lurkers of Veeky Forums, do you lift?

If not, why the fuck not?

I'm a cardio fag.
I don't lift because I don't know what to do and don't want to look like an autismo at the gym.
It's hard to fuck up on a treadmill.

I'm just here to masturbate to you guys' progress pics.

Only bodyweight desu

Used to lift/cardio a lot a few years back but I lost motivation and stopped.
Trying to get back into it now.

still a dyel

>tfw have never been in a gym

i just come here to shitpost

I like honest dyels, what do you shitpost about user?

Meme of the week or give shit advice

I lift almost every day. I just like to read stuff on here. Occasionally it's pretty funny.

fuck off

Fucking ofcourse I do.Although stuck with a pair of dumbbells at home until June because studying for med school.6'2 187 ((187cm 80kg) around %13

i got a herniated disc. wasnt even at the gym i was working at a christmas tree lot at the time

I used to be a man physique model after some serious health problems I stopped it and my body turned to shit, my weight was 50kg @ 179cm. Now I'm trying to go back to Veeky Forums I can't do intensive and hard workouts so I'm on a light mode. and my weight now is 71 kg.

What's the point when 90% of good/great physiques aren't even natural. I'll just stick to swimming

I used to until my anxiety and depression got worse and I started drinking. I stopped going to the gym and now I just lurk Veeky Forums and /v/ or sleep all day and night. I don't even find enjoyment in any physical activity nor in videogames but I still read about both.
I know I should just force myself even though I don't want to, but why go to the gym when I can't even be bothered to do the dishes.

if a lurker posts once in a thread asking for lurkers, are they still a lurker?

4D Chess, this was my plan all along user.

I used to back in high school but now I just cycle and do pushups and shit.

I'm thinking about getting back into it.

Yo, bitches, all I've got is 100 pounds of sand in two bags. How do I utilize this to the maximum? Hm?

I was totally on track to start getting Veeky Forums last January when I was diagnosed with T1D.
Then injured both achilles tendons so I couldn't do much until now. I will try this year but I know I will have trouble sticking to it with so much more to care about

I just come here when 8/fit/ is slow. You guys are all pretty retarded, the culture sure has gone to hell in the last few years, no point in posting.

Man, I miss the late '90s in cycling.

How was it? I'm curious user.

indeed

>Lurkers of Veeky Forums, do you lift?

I quit lifting weights once I found out I don't matter in life and my lifts do not matter to anyone. I suffered depression and extensional crisis to figure out the weight means nothing

I'm here for gay porn

I hate how this board only talks about no fap, tinder, relationship and YT celebs. This shit should be on /b/ or /soc/.

Enjoy the cruise bro, nothing might matter but might as well enjoy the ride, rock on bro.

Did your gf break up with you user?

damn bruh, sounds like you need to SORT YOURSELF OUT

I'm 18 and I can't go to the gym because no job.

I can 1/2/3/4 but my body still looks pretty dyel, normies like it though.

Buy two dumbbells, and you can get Veeky Forums with them alone, cardio? Fucking run outside faggot, it's free, the only risk you're taking is getting shot by the police if you're in amerifag.

every pro was doped up to their eyeballs which led to more entertaining racing and there were more personalities in cycling compared to now.

I don't because I don't have a clue what to do. 130 lb 6'0. I think I should just follow a beginner program like SS or 5x5 for a year and see how it goes, but I'm not sure if I should use machines in the first days or whatnot.

Also I don't like very much the way you guys look and some people get fat after they start lifting and I like being a little feminine twink.

Holy fuck that sounds fun as fuck to watch.

>I like being a little feminine twink.

Post pictures user.

>don't actually lift
>gave long detail 'advice' here where times user thanked me
Prove that you will be better listening to Mark Rippetoe or some internet celebrity than some anonymous tool like me.

so basically what happened to wrestling promos between the 80s and now

the average charisma and talking ability is way down without huge amounts of cocaine

brainblast

>I don't know what to do
LIFT