Tfw you hate your girlfriend

tfw you hate your girlfriend

I was in your same position. I just ignored her until she started crying to mutual friends and she eventually ended it. You may lose some friends but it's the most painless way to get rid of her.

why is she your girlfriend then?
also,

The omega male way to end a relationship

this is terrible advice, you are stupid as shit and obviously underaged

how is it possible to stay in a relationship with someone you hate? is it something americucks do?

painless for you, maybe
jesus christ, what a piece of shit

or just dump her you spineless flog. more pathetic than suggesting a break because an outright break up is too hard for poor old you to do :((((

You ever tried to get rid of someone who knows where you live, has stuff of yours, has your phone number, and has mutual friends? It’s not that easy

yup, happened few weeks ago. It is painful but you'll both get over it eventually. just do it and don't spend your days in a misery. I believe in you, user

thats fucking awful man. ignoring people is WORSE than breaking up with them outright. youre a coward.

True alpha male.

Ended 3 year relationship by telling her i didnt love her and i was not satisfied by one woman, she was upset but probably better than this lol.

You're all beta males that care about the feelings of women. White knighting won't get you anywhere. Tip harder, faggeronis

I’m not op, I’m just talking from personal experience. If the girl refuses to agree break up with you then what can you really do? It’s not like you can kick her ass

Did that too kek. Didn't give a fuck about her, fucked her couple hours before i broke up with her. Still miss those titties tbqh

>all those butthurt white knight faggots

No wonder you are all getting cucked by your gfs

faggots

you quite literally lived in the dictionary definition of a coward.
>a person who is contemptibly lacking in the courage to do or endure dangerous or unpleasant things.

there's not a single quality in someone who can do that that is either respectable or admirable. it goes hand in hand with laziness, pettiness, spite and emotional instability. Id rather just dump her and have it end right there because I'm not a giant pussy.

tell her that it takes more than just her to make a relationship and gently persuade her that it's time to move on. if she can't accept that she's prolly a crazy bitch

You cheat on her.

How do I break up with girl who I've been with for 4 years and have a son with? It's been so brutal on me these past couple of years. I love my son so much and I've tried so hard to feel better about being with her but nothing works. I don't love her anymore. She hurts me emotionally, hates my mom, and blames me for anything wrong in the house constantly. I put on a brave face and power on through but inside it kills me. And before any of you say anything, yeah I used to argue back at her but now I've just lost the motivation to even fight with her. I argue then she always ends up apologizing a week later and acts like we're all okay. And I've tried to move out before but I've been threatened by her and her father that if I'm not with her they will fight me in court for my son. I'm bearing through the relationship with a forced smile but I know this will have go end soon, or anniversary is coming up and I'm sure she's waiting on a proposal. Thank god I never married her. Help me guys

>tell gf id break up with her if she danced (grinded on) with other guys
>She tells me she got drunk at a party and did it
>I say I get it
>She asks if im still going to break up with her
>Say yes
>She cries and her friends give me back all of her stuff
>Her friends aren't mad at me, understand
>GF tries to get back together
>Say no

Didn't feel good, but didn't feelsbadman, either

theres nothing you have to do. unless it's complicated like you living together or something then there's no real ramification. you've told her it's over. she can still talk to her if you allow her to and engage her in conversation but she has no right to refuse the end of a relationship. a break up is a statement, not a proposition

P-P-Punpun?

>tfw you hate your girlfriend

So pack her shit up and drop it off at her place. If she lives with you, just change the locks and leave that shit outside your door.

Problem solved.

There is nothing to agree on, you tell them you dont want to be with them anymore.

You cut contact and stop seeing each other.

Murder her, take your son and leave the country because if you divorce her you can say byebye to that son of yours.

Jesus, user. I would go to relationship counseling, but i dont really know how well that works. I say you look for a possible criminal record that she has and try to use that to gain custody of your son.

>I've been with for 4 years and have a son with
either irish or black. you have to work with her unless you want to fuck up your son forever. Imagine him being raised by another man or by your bitter angry ex.

Why didn't that feel good

Ha, I did this as well as I couldn't be arsed breaking up face to face which she definitely thought she deserved, she was a side piece that thought she was a main

growth the fuck up you gigantic pussy. Talk through with this girl and change your relationship.

You tell her that you're done and state your reasons as to why. If you don't live in the same place then there's nothing more than that. If you live together and she refuses to break up and in turn, move out, then change the locks and move all of her shit outside of the door. She'll take the hint eventually. None of this passive aggressive ignoring or cheating shit, because that's just going to waste your time and energy.

Why?

We aren't married and I don't want to kill her. While she treats me badly, I know my son loves her and she is a decent mother. I don't hate her, I just want my freedom and peace back. I still want my son to be part of my life too...
I do have some recordings of her yelling at me and me just listening so that's something but she doesn't have a criminal record.
That's what I'm afraid of as well. I'm willing to do anything to make sure my son gets raised by ME. I'm willing to go to court but I'm so afraid they'll never let me see my son.
She thinks counseling is stupid, I've tried to talk with her about it but she always makes it seem like she's the one going through a bad relationship and that it's all my fault. I can't hold an argument with her she just angers me so much and I just go silent

What do I do if we love together?

Girl he likes does something he says he would dump her for

Probably means she never really cared

tfw you hate your oneitis

>girlfriend
>yet has a son

Sinners continue to live in hell.

I feel it

>I don't want to kill her
Why? Then you can actually shape your son in your own image, create an individual that will contribute to society. She will just turn him against you eventually anyway.

>finally get qt virgin gf at 18
>been together a few months and now im 99% sure shes preggo
>didnt even hit it raw or nut during sex, put the rubber on right, but didnt check for holes afterwards and shes not on any type of pill
>she doesnt want to abort, but will give it up for adoption
>neither of us have told our parents and shes a year younger than me, still in HS
>still cant grasp the whole situation still despite it being 3 weeks since shes had 2 positive tests
>tfw whole life is gonna go to shit and everyone is going to hate me and her life is going to be a living hell between school and home
>tfw the one getting all the info and bringing the topic up constantly while trying not to feel like shit every waking second while she puts it in the back of her mind, i also hate the fact that we're waiting so long because of what she wants to do, but i still cant tell anyone outside of my sister
>tfw still might have to drop out of school and join the military to support a family if shes forced to keep it

i dont know what was honestly worse, imagining having to tell my own flesh and blood that i wasn't enough of a man to raise him or having a child dictate your entire life and not being able to experience life as a young man, having so many options taken away from you

i hate how fuckers go around nutting in bitches left and right but i fuck up while taking every little precaution

can a motherfucker get an f to pay respects for my wellbeing or some advice

you sure it's your kid bro?

uhh yeah id get a paternity test on that one

>>didnt even hit it raw or nut during sex
she's not a virgin and it's not your kid

When the child's born, get a DNA test ASAP. Figure out if it's some crazy bitch trying to rope you into parenthood or not.

If not, I'd recommend
>post-birth abortion

>didnt even hit it raw or nut during sex
there's a high chance that the kid isn't yours

>tfw you have never had and do not ever see yourself getting a gf

What do I do to fix this?

“I’m totally a virgin user”
“This baby was conceived like Jesus”

Enjoy your black baby dude.

>always wore a condom
>didn't nut inside

It's way more likely that she was fucking another dude than having the condom break on you and leaking premium or something without you noticing. Probably isn't yours.

>tfw you soft-dump your LTR because she's a degenerate cokewhore. Fuck you Caroline, you dumb bitch. Don't cry about how much you miss me and then blow me off the day I come home to party with your friends, and then talk about how 'anxious' you feel the next day when you're hungover and/or on a comedown.

she was visibly hurt and dejected when i asked her if it was mine or if there was even a possibility of it being someone elses and asked why i would even ask something like though and i told her that she doesnt understand as a woman why we bring it up

she swore up and down that im the only person shes had sex with and knows that a paternity test could fuck her over if shes lying

thatd be a fucktarded gamble too because i told her early on in some unrelated conversation that i would never raise another mans child

if it wasnt mine, i would go fucking beserk

Female manipulation 101. Time to take notes you’re about to be schooled.

> i told her early on in some unrelated conversation that i would never raise another mans child
How does that come up lol

If she loves you she won't leave you over a paternity test. Call the bluff and end the relationship because you have been cucked.

mate, you never came in her and never had your dick in her unprotected. do the math and figure out which is more likely.

>likelihood of condom perforation is 2%
>likelihood of pregnancy due to literally 100 to 200 sperm present in penis and pushed out with precum versus the billions in regular cum astronomically low

versus

>she fucked another dude

come on son

What’s more likely?

Daquan was basting her ovaries with his African seed?

Or somehow one super sperm cell made it through your precum through a condom and then survived her filopian tubes and internal defenses to impregnate Her?

Sorry bro Trayvon was shooting millions of sperm cells balls deep into her birth canal

I was in a similar position. didn't really want a relationship so I acted dismissive towards her, made out with her friend, didn't show her love at all. didn't show her to my parents during our entire relationship of...9 months? BUT I thought damn, poor girl, why am I like this. eventually I fell in love with her but she left me LOL because it was too late. and now I've been single for half a year, fucking random girls from tinder and doing drugs.

she was too much of a normie for me, and I was too much of an autist. oh well. she's happier now at least.

If you do divorce her make sure the son is living with you during the period before custody is decided

Fuckin beat the bitch until shes submissive

Breaking up your family is a horrible thing to do to your children. Go seek professional help as a couple or something.

>So pack her shit up and drop it off at her place. If she lives with you, just change the locks and leave that shit outside your door.
lol NYC says no to that. 3 months and you're legally required to let her in.

>if it wasnt mine, i would go fucking beserk
Maybe, but you'd be free of this whole situation. Just get the paternity test and if anyone asked or objects just say that you really want to be sure because you always used protection. You have nothing to lose because you're already preparing for the child to be yours anyway.

Lmao yeah it's real alpha to be unable to tell a woman you're not interested in her

>you have nothing to lose
How about his relationship with his gf? Wouldn’t last if he can’t trust her to stay loyal and has to get some childish paternity test

If his girlfriend got knocked up by another dude, the relationship should be over, period. If she didnt, then I still think he has the right to a paternity test due to the circumstances. If she breaks up with him for that, it shows a lack of understanding on her part.

>3D women
lol

We live together currently, I'll see what I can do though
I slapped her once 2 years ago. She went berserk and we didn't speak for a month. She did everything to try and make my life more miserable during that time, almost lost my job. Never again.
I know man, been trying especially hard this past year but nothing ever changes with her. I try hard to be a family man, to get along with her but the only way to ever win is to nod and stay quiet. Always agree or else we fight. And only she wins when we fight. I'll try and talk to her about how I feel and she says I'm acting stupid and being a pussy. When we argues she calls me a child for disagreeing with her, or a mommas boy when defending my mother, or not a man whenever I stand up for myself. This is a fight I've fought in vain.

Fuck that, bitch is stupid for not aborting anyway.

Break up with her, and if you legitimately hate her you won't feel down about the breakup longer than a week or so. I dated a girl for 2.5 years, wasn't a very healthy relationship to begin with but the last 6 months of it I absolutely hated her and just put up with it. It's not worth it at all. I would wait until you have a rebound lined up to break up with her tho, fucking a better looking girl the day after I broke up with her made me not give a fuck about the whole situation at all

given the circumstances, id say it is only fair to ask. he wasn't pumping her with cum on the regular. If this baby is his, it's such an astronomical anomaly in terms of its likelihood.

Your wife sounds like a absolute piece of shot, but at the same time you sound like a beta faggot. Fight back louder, stand your ground, insult her intelligence, make her feel like absolute shit.

>childish paternity test
are you from france or are you really this much of a fucking cuck?

>thinks women have actual emotions
Even dogs are more sincere

Did the same thing with my last gf man. Truly the most practical way.

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>tfw no gf to hate or invest any emotion on

L-Lucien?

How much does she weigh?
Can you lift her?
If you put her on your back, can you do back squats?
If she doesn't weigh enough, you can have her wear some weights too.
You need to feed her so she'll weigh more.
Also if she talks during the set, just put a sock in her sound hole.
Don't h8 - appreci8.

>tfw broke up with my gf of over 2 years right before she was about to leave for work so I wouldn't have to deal with her pleading with me
>she sucked most of the time as a gf, I had reason to believe she was more into girls than guys but I made out with a couple girls while we were dating and legitimately cheated on her with one of her friends once
that makes me a scumbag but I have no regrets, I miss the pussy and tits tho

first get them of the pedestal

I'll try again next time she forces her way. We haven't fought in months but I'll give her hell this time, maybe I can save this relationship yet. Wish me luck, I'll try and stay with her, but I'll fight her every step of the way until I can fix this.

>tfw no gf to hate

I don't see how you no gf dudes collect all those cute webms and pictures. That would just make me feel more alone.

>hated my gf for 5 years
>finally dumped her
>hate her even more upon reflection
>casually dated 7 girls since then
>hate all of them

Bitches make me sick

I do it because I just like looking at pretty girls.

I'm in a pretty bad slump rn and this hurts me to watch

she's trying to cuck you mate but you're too blind to see it because it is probably your first GF and you've been with her for months.

You never came in her and always had your dick protected and she got pregnant? Huge red flag.

t. roastie

>tfw you hate your wife and kids

Fuck this reminds me of my oneitis quite a bit.

>tfw you're the ambiguously gay friend

What the fuck is wrong with her face

Ditto on the paternity test

Whats she gonna do? Leave him while she pregnant with his child?

Kek, if i ever have a pregnancy scare and she wants to keep it paternity test is mandatory otherwise I'm fucking outie to besed China.

Extradition is the only tradition they don't hold

eww
still pretty young and has potential
But currently eww

mommy..

>meet a woman
>express your interest, ask about her's
>if no, move on
>if yes, cool
I never understood how friendzones happen. Have some self respect and go after what you want.

>watching porn just makes you want to have sex

>gf is getting lazier and lazier
>putting weight on and it all goes to her stomach and her hips
>haven’t had sex with her in a month cause I don’t want to initiate it
>she wants to come gym with me But is too tired due to work most of the time
>noticed extra weight on her due to her eating like a fat pig over Christmas
>her dad is fat and her mum I Scrawny and definitely the sole problem as she over feeds everyone

I’m angry bros. I want her old body back.

She's in a relationship and so am I. The gay part is a half-joke.

STOP