Ariana

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Do you have what it takes to be a C H A D ?

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To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner

>On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 3.
well fuck

I got a 6 because I was a gentleman and refused to have sex with her fuck this game

that bitch is impossible to please. I made out, whe nto the restaurant, club and then I had no idea where to go from there.
She just makes me leave or drinks way too much

I just spent 2 hours autistically trying to get her to fuck me, after a while I gave up and googled walkthroughs, we had sex in the hot tub and I stayed the night, 10/10

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>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
No thx

Dude, the goal of the game is to smash. Quit white knighting over an internet waifu. It's literally gifs with protocols as to when they should come on. And no, real women don't like it either. No sane girl is going to trap you by offering sex and hating you if you agree. Get real, numale.

Kissed her twice and she was into it. Ran my fingers through her hair and she bailed. Bitch has issues. Probably a fucking hairpiece too.

3/10

Then why did you get naked in the hot tub you frigid whore

lol wtf did you do to fail a sure thing?
I doubt the game had an option to autistically tell her your routine, or about your POG collection.

>playing this stupid game
>not playing the klub17

I pulled a trump and grabbed her by the pussy

I ended this shit gaem with 0 exp.

I got a 5 because I was under the impression she was driving and I had one drink at the club.

Fucking puritan piece of shit

>raper autism

I got her so drunk she jumped in the pool fully dressed. Then she bailed and give me a five.

same here, as if she wouldnt be down to smash after getting out of the pool. fucking bs

I gotta 3 because i went for a piss

pushed this dumb bitch on the swing set and she still wouldn't let me hit, waste of time

Fucked her and asked myself what i'm doing with my life, closed it after that.

just take a piss in her pool dude what are you, a virgin ?

The whole thing is retarded, I pretty much made her drink 2
bottles of wine after we went to some poverty mcdonalds and
some "art" museum, then it was easy mode just like irl
always get them tipsy

may be here

outta my way virgin fucking shits

For 99.9% of all Veeky Forumsizens, that game will be the closest you ever get to actually getting laid.

Is it bad that I think this cartoon character is a legit 9/10

Yes, but only because it's a western character and you're on a vietnamese basket-weaving forum

> got a fucking 3

This bitch is stupid anyway

Lel

this happened to me and when we went back to the house i tried to get her into the bedroom but she fucking sent me home, whore

...

Just my luck. What woman that is drunk enough to jump in a pool fully clothed would say afterwards that we should call it a night?

Is the bouncer natty?

>lol nice tits faggot
look at his arms, he used synthol for his chest and shoulders

He should try rackpulls

How the fuck do you beat this? There's no way of knowing if she responds well to you being assertive or not. It's just trial and error.

Not even, because sometimes she'll react differently with the same answers.

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I fucked her 3 times 8/10

3 times, 10/10, get on my level. There's something about the shitty early 2000's 3D artstyle that makes this game surprisingly hot, it's like a nostalgia fap.

i beat this before i cant be cohoarsed to beat it again tho fuck that

What a slut.

Heh, nothing personnel, kids.

how did you do that
When I try to do her in the jeep a fucking faggot shows up and heckles me

You have to basically tell her to do whatever she's comfortable with during the photo shoot, eventually you'll get to the point where she's naked and makes you take naked photos of yourself, then you can fuck her or get a blowjob from her.

shit game

Are online porn games still a thing? I remember jacking off to all those shitty flash games back in the day, but it seems like most stuff nowadays is pay only or that meet and fuck group is involved in one way or another.

This cunt kisses me two minutes in but won't sleep with me in a fucking boat after a night of drinking.

almost date raped her before she woke up at the last second. realism 0/10 from personal experience

I lost interest a few minutes in, must be why I'm single. I don't have time for this crap

fucked after 20 tries ayy

how fuck in jeep

cya soyboys

Technically I lost, but thats her vagina right?

guess i have a drinking problem

whoops forgot fit was a blue board..
my bad.

This game is fucking retarded she showed me her tits during basketball, we went back to her place and I wanted to go to the bathroom to freshen up and this bitch told me "Didn't you go to the bathroom before? I don't know what you are doing there, but you can do it at your own place." 4/10

RETARDED

THIS FUCKING BITCH

the fuck?

"You forgot to get gas? Now we are stuck out here in the middle of nowhere.
On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 3."

THIS IS RETARDED HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW WE ARE LOW ON GAS WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVER CONSIDER HOW MUCH GAS IS IN THE CAR HOLY SHIT IM PISSED ITS A GAME ABOUT FUCKING YOUR DATE NOT A DRIVING SIMULATOR

Fucking kek'd

Lmao who wrote this shit

This game is so nostalgic for me, I used to spend hours beating it to this. I felt like such a chad when I got the Threesome route (ending S)

FUCK 5/10, treated her like a queen too. Gonna play again hopefully have a 3some with that convenience store bitch

holy shit lol

A REAL HUMAN BEAN
AND A REAL HERO

>let's make out
>*kissu*
>nah i don't like making out, 5/10
fucking roastie slut reeee

I've played this game tons of times and never seen any boats.
Wtf

spent way too long, finally got it tho

>gets topless
>thinks things are getting awkward too early
>3/10

FUCKING ROASTIE

wow i'm a 2d stud

brb lads
going to write an ebook about picking up bitches now

does it render your benis in this game?

I have no idea what digital bitches want.

how do you get go for a drive?

You don't want to know.

sure do pal

I've played this game 7 times now and get a kiss goodbye at the most

>previous life experiences tell me she doesn't even want me to call her again
>it was a pity kiss
>im beta as fuck even in a videogame

>Tfw this was made by a woman
>Tfw roasties really are this picky

t-this.

>fail 3 times
Fuck this I'm done.
>thinking about that bitch getting the last laugh
Fuck it, I'm going to win this shit.

This, I don't care if it takes all day. Pump and dump this bitch and delete her number afterwards

same, been doing this shit for 1 hour and only got as far as >mfw spending 15 minutes to carefully pick every option that seems the most viable and still end up with a goodbye kiss

pls don't post this again

The game is decided within the first handful of choices. You want to show her you're romantic, smart, and funny. 2 drinks is optimum and make it more likely to get where you want to go. Do those two things and use your head and it works just fine.

>click Eat steak, talk, eat steak, compliment, eat steak
>Boy, you are really pigging ou tongith. Stop and talk a little.

10/10

How soon can I smash? Do I have to travel all over the world with her or can I pound that puss as soon as I demonstrate value?

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest

thanks, finally banged her 3 times and got 10/10

A-anyone else starting to get feels for Ariane?

I usually try to take her out on date once a week . I look forward to it

Should I use this as practice before trying to get with a roastie on tinder?

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Wow iv'e been doing this for an hour now i'm gonna kms

No.

Welp, apparently getting cucked is possible.

A little too real, I think that's enough for today.

"oh, i'll put her to bed alright ;)"

HOLY SHIT BOYS 10 tries and I'M SO CLOSE

I've never been so close to being chad in my entire life!!!!!!! omg omg omg