"Wow user you've gotten really buff recently."

grunt "2pl8 faggot" at her and continue eating my chicken out of a ziploc bag

"Eat shit nigger."

“Thanks! It was all thanks to Wii Fit and Zumba actually.”

what deal ?
just say thanks

Thanks, let me turn the lights up a little so that I can see you too.

literally the easiest ever.
>thanks, you t-too

Nigger.

Cringe

She litcherally looks like a white chick that was painted black.

She's a somali girl

Thanks Mrs. Obama

KEK

Fpbp. This would slay pussy

east africans have cacausian skulls and dark skin

user no

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Where the fuck did amerimutts get there africans from?

*walks toward you*

>"Hey user could you give me any workout tips??"

Thanks. Sorry I can’t stay and talk, but it was nice seeing you. Have a good afternoon.

West Africa.

> "Sorry I don't associate with coons"

West and Central Africa

YES

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This,its literally that simple you bunch of fucking autists .

should have ended the thread right here

Gain 200kg and do explosive walking

oh lord please my dick

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Thanks, I've been wearing my mom's underwear and I think it's boosting my confidence.

Is there a version with sound?

>Completely self obsessed
>not asking or saying something nice about the girl
AUTISM

i-i'm so confused right now

No lying, I would go full retard and asperger mode, not being able to look her in the eyes. Jesus Christ, she is beautiful. Who is she?

Maybe I should have went to the army to spend some time in Somalia

>not understanding sarcasm.
AUTISM.

Why are you confused a good looking woman gave you a boner?

She's not this girl She's an Ethiopian but obviously related to Somalis
Her name is Senait Gidey

I could waste your time trying to fix something that isn't broken or we could go grab a coffee and talk about beyblades

>Y-you too...

This is more achievable for autist like us

you cut yourself too short, theres a qt girl out there for everyone

MAMMA MIA MY HEART

fuck off nigger

racist post

Except Aboriginies. There is no good looking Aboriginie

is this the same guy giving autistic response for all of these kinds of threads? I swear to god there's always one spergy reply like this and they all have the same phrasing

W-who said that

just be Italian

She is a sticc,but a true goddess. She is so many levels above my league it is ridiculous

Just stare at her for a couple seconds without saying anything, and run off.
She'll think you're mysterious and will want the D for sure.

No, I rarely post on Veeky Forums.

I'm not spergy either. I've spent dozens of hours studying women. I know what they want, what they crave.

You would do well to try to keep up. I kiss girls way out of your league

The only acceptable race of Italians are from north Italy. The further you go south the shorter and browner they become

>"Thanks, you look darker, have you been tanning?"

>"No really, your skin is black now, you were white last week!"

she has really white features. looks great

God no

>smile
"Thanks, I've worked hard to get this way."

>"I've always been black silly"

ewwwwww

I wouldn't know how to speak to a girl that cute user.

White girls literally look like Somalians painted white
FTFY.

She's got some european genetic material.

Super attractive.

Nothing you said woman like you autist.

>Yeah, I'm a strong muscular adonis of a man, you're lucky to be in my presence
>raising a woman's ego
literally the OPPOSITE of what you're supposed to do
retard

Came in the thread to say this. Upset I was beaten.

if you didnt use caps i wouldve fallen for the trole

>>raising a woman's ego
>literally the OPPOSITE of what you're supposed to do
You do know that Underage B& aren't supposed to post on Veeky Forums, right?
>what he thinks he knows about women he 'learned' from the misanthropes of Veeky Forums

Yeah, LIKE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, am I right?!

spit all over my fucking monitor

my lean costs more than your rent

Veeky Forums never disappoints

BIX NOOD MUFUGGA

MUH DICK

thanks but were you kangz or no?

just did this last week
she tought i was funny

I can see my asian friend using this, easily

*lein

Start with hello then just shoot the shit

Your body language will say more than how you reply to her (assuming you don't spaghetti). Don't smile too much receiving such complements.

>Thanks, I've been hitting the gym more recently

Jej I love these posts

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>tfw I'm sub-saharan and will never look like qt North African girl
why live?

is this girl african or a super dark south indian

that's clearly an east african girl, not a north african girl who look like arabs
so on top of being ugly you're also dumb shaneequa

Teach me senpai. I havent gotten around ro the female psyche. What are the key axioms ?

Somalian girl

"Nothing, you," said woman. "Like, you autist."

This

>eastern...not north
Ever heard the tale of North-Eastern the wise?

tbf I am not smart though, and Somalia is considered within the "Arab League" despite being geographically below the sahara.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_League

>tale of North-Eastern the wise
I'm not familiar with KANG mythology sorry

“I just do push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.”