Veeky Forums humor thread

laughed more than i should have

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Wtf?
Who holds the camera?

God I completly forgot about that.

Thanks mate.

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contexT?

Some skinny guy yesterday was asking for advice to gain weight

2h later Veeky Forums fags made him post his ass and dick.
Took mods 40 minutes to delete the thread

ahahah what the fuck did it get deleted...

>made him post his ass and dick
If he did he wanted to

oh you newfag....

Lurk more, newfags

gold

Why are they scrambled?

Young man, can you tell me where you keep your pornography.

ah i remember recording this one

What's a powerlifter favorite fruit ?

An avoidcardio (avocado).

Amirite ?

Wow, this is just bad

cheesus, user...
that's low

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SCOOP

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my friend, agefaggotry is board-relative. ie where as you may be old /b/ does not make you old Veeky Forums by proxy. so in browsing I advise you do take heed of the old adage "lurk moar"

well arent you cool as fuck

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I remember this, my stomach hurt from the laughter

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>Hugh Woattmeigh
Holy fucking kek

Good old times with Uzeeh

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Requesting Roman Senator fuccboi

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It's really not, if you're here for long enough you'll see virtually every decent copypasta/greentxt on any given board you lurk.

The egg one gets posted all the time on /b/ and Veeky Forums

>hitting the gym for a few weeks
>thinks he looks roided
hahahah

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surprised i haven't seen this one posted in this thread yet

Lost it. Typical strong men retards.

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i hope they're going out, this is too perfect

Non-English speaker here, what should Woattmeigh sound as?

>hand her a bowl of eggs
>bowl of eggs
>bowl
Tryhard faggot newfag

This got me, fucking hell

I watched 1 or 2 fitness video on youtube and now my recommendation are full of this shit...I don't know if I'm mad

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Awful

This, with a london accent (think? I dont actually know shit about brit accents)

somehow pic wasn't valid

u wot m8

Teehee

Thanks anons

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That's just YouTube's algorithm, all ads do the same shit

Good shit

holy SHIT

a manlet is fucking this girl

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I actually had the opposite happen to me years ago.

>Be me, dyel, probably 20-30 pounds overweight, could be a lot worse but clearly not in good shape overall
>Talking to grill
>Mention I was starting to lift weights
>"You don't take steroids do you? Because if you take steroids I'm not interested."

Thought it was nice that she even thought I looked like I might be on gear, but then realized she was just stupid because there's no possible way anybody could have looked at me and thought that. I mean, like, I wasn't even close.

This is actually quite cute. In a somewhat twisted way, but cute.

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love this one

Head strap

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What is bfg?

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How the fuck do i get a cgl gf

hahahah oh shit

>every three to five days E. Coli in my gut die off from reaching Malthusian limit

holy shit my sides

solid story. Wish i could scare ghosts, i'm too much of a pussy

what the fuck is even going on in that picture

I think he was just fat and ashamed about it. His sister probably was at normal weight. All his squirming is about avoiding mentioning that he's fat.

success story

I remember the thread but i didn't see his dick and bare glutes. D-do you have any pics?

oh boy one of my favourite greentexts

lemme go get my whey

How old is this board? I don't think I've ever seen a Veeky Forums screencap older than the early 2010s

doom.wikia.com/wiki/BFG9000

I'm familiar with doom, but I don't think black people are and I don't understand why he would call that user a big fucking gun

>asking for advice to gain weight
Sure.
Just an other attention-whore waiting for people to ask for nudes.