Made a ton of money in crypto blah blah blah not larping

What did you buy to get rich? Eth?

give me 50euro so i can get my dick sucked by a 10/10 east europe girl

Go to church
Find a QT
Marry her
Impregnate her
6 times over the next 10 years
die at 83 with 18 grandchildren and 47 great grand children.

If not might i suggest auto erotic asphyxiation
I hear the longer you hold the greater the orgasm.

>erotic asphyxiation
Came here to post this

Do some charity for the poorfags

BTC: 14wD9PZX91sQEBE3C9wETD9HdwEUwMNYr1

lmao

I think something evil is growing in me though. Not fucked up violent shit, but I'm starting to get the desire to find a very innocent girl, be a really great boyfriend to her and have her fall deeply and truly in love with me. Pump her full of cum, start making her do degrading shit (like I'll demand only anal sex or oral, never vaginal), get her pregnant, then ghost her.

I think fucking all these whores has made me hate women for some reason. Like I don't respect them at all anymore.

Jokes on you, you'd fall in love yourself. Unless you're a full-blown diagnosed sociopath.

Dude just pump and dump a shitcoin if you want to do that kind of thing. You won't just fuck over one person, but thousands.

You're in the right place to do that OP

Get a life man, seriously.

Autistic much?

Secretly record and make a compilation of experiences with Dubai Porta Potties. Blackmail them and force them to give you information on rich perverted Dubai pervs. Release everything on bit torrent.

Not everyone is the same as you.

And this is what happens when neets get undeserved money.
Donate everything to charity and kys

this

>whores has made me hate women for some reason
LOL, I bet this guy has a small dick and the last escort finally said the truth.

Jokes aside, you are a failed normie. All that money that I can use to grow my life goals. Aaah why the fuck does it have to be this way.

>get her pregnant, then ghost her

somewhere far away, a harvard chad divorce lawyer just had an orgasm.

>get that dual screen porno action going on
>jerk off and have a cone of weed everytime you feel close to coming
>continue for ???
>eventually cum as you inhale the smoke and hold it in for too long, start feel light headed and dizzy
>cum with the force of a thousand suns as you exhale

I get this feels, im a suggest a slut instead?

Its not easy but go to bars/clubs and pickup a girl. Then do fuck depraved shit to her (screen for the right girl). I had a girl who would wear a collar for me and then walk around on all fours like a dog. Is completely different than have a hooker do that

>take your money and find out how much you'd have to pay to get a priest/nun to fuck you
>put on a clownsuit, buy and use a fuckton of PCP, use it and get driving on a highway, see what happens
>find a bunch of those dumb sluts who will marry anybody for money, pit them against each other over a few months, watch some crazy shit ensue, drop them all anyway afterwards to teach them a lesson
>buy plots of land nearby kindergarden schools and turn them all into sex shops and brothels. Dont relent and say you'll only remove them if each and every single hot female teacher has one massive orgy with you
>find your local colleges, enroll yourself in one of their courses or some shit, find innocent but poor 18 y/o and go to town fucking her brains out and making her your slut for money
>otherwise hit up a 3rd world, finance a drug lord/arms dealer then you get free pussy for life if youre slippery enough and the manhunt for you can get you off

I dont know man, get fucking creative

The absolute STATE of you.

Once you do that, what next? What are you hoping to achieve from that, happiness?

Stick sharpie up pooper. Can't get much darker shooting one up the dark side of the moon.

holy shit im doing this right now

7vs6CHAN

Maybe you should use some of that extravagant wealth to have a surgeon remove your head from your ass

This.

holy shit my id