Being a manlet

>being a manlet
>not undergoing stature lengthening surgery
What is your excuse?

>takes months of recovery
>very expensive and painful
>never able to run properly again

hmm

Hairtransplant? Ok, just go to Turkey or sth. It's cheaper there
Rhinoplasty? Sure, there are some ugly ass noses out there
Jaw surgery? Why not, if you have a terrible under or overbite or it's just ugly beyond salvation
Facelift or inject something into your lips? I don't give a shit bro

But this. This is the most ultimate cope imaginable.

I'm 6'0", the perfect height, the Heimdall between manlet and lanklet. I maintain the doors to the pit and keep the two worlds at peace.

you can run again. Its like breaking a bone, it eventually recovers. Just that this is strategically breaking a bone so that there is no issues afterwards.

if you re already this insecure I doubt it s made him feel much more confident, take it from an insecure individual. he ll always be paranoid over people taling about him or new people he meets finding out he had height surgery, or he ‘ll just obsess over something else. it never ends

*talking about him

you okay?

>statue lenghtening surgery
Your kids will still be manlets while 6‘8 chad breeds the blonde blue eyed bish you always dreamed of and make the next generation of ubermensch

>I'm 6'0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LARPING MANLET STFU

that's not the same girl. look at her calves

>paying tens of thousands of dollars to gain MAYBE 3 inches max

just lengthening your legs won't even help, it throws the entirety of your proportion off, i'm 6'3 but if i had to i'd rather be a normally proportioned manlet than being a gangly slightly taller manlet with legs that will snap like a twig under any sort of force

Looks the same to me.

> He didn't get the memo

Because who wants lanky, unproportional shins?

It looks awful. A taller person will naturally have somewhat proportional arm, femur, torso and clavicle length.
This is obviously not the case with this surgery.

Alright, boys. Time to have a little discussion on your obsession with being 6'0.

The top 5 tallest countries in the world out of 195 only have an average height of 6'0. That's 2.5% of the world where the norm is being 6'0.

The average goes down by roughly an inch for every 10 countries after that and then slows down once you hit around 5'8.

The standard deviation for male height is roughly 3 inches. That means 68.2% of all males fall within 3 inches of the mean height in their respective countries.

In the US, the average height is 5'9. 6'0 ranks in at the 84th percentile in terms of height. That means roughly 16% of all males in the US are 6'0+. If we take a world average this becomes even smaller, considering the world average is like 5'7.

If we look at the Netherlands, the tallest country in the world, being 6'3 puts you in the top 16% of males there as well. Less than 1% of American males are 6'3+.

The notion that most males are 6'0+ in this day and age is just that: a myth. A myth forged by superlative amounts of insecurity created by the most insecure little beta bitches the world has to offer in an attempt to recruit other impressionable little insecure bitches into their ranks of self-hatred. As they say, misery loves company.

Have you ever broken a bone? Especially as an adult.

It's never the same again afterwards.

>t. third world inhabitant with no healthcare

>not realizing women put their "average" at the 80th percentile, a la reviewbrah

the only problem is that the bone becomes too long compared to the others!

pretty much this, only the top 20% are considered average by women

You're fucking retarded. Women parrot what insecure faggot men say. Women have literally the worst spacial sense in the world. To a woman, anything over their height looks like 6'0. Wanna know how many girls have told me they've been with a guy with an 8" dick or who was "6'4"? Tons. Wanna know how I know they're full of shit? Because I'm fucking 6'4 and they're telling me I'm way taller than their bfs/exes. The dick part? Vast majority of porn actors have 7" dicks and most people think they're 8-10".
Excuses for your lack of success with females. Seen plenty of sad fucking 5'6 ugly losers smash 6-7/10s. You're just looking for excuses for being a sad, sexless, bitter virgin. Let me guess, you always "get rejected" but you never actually go up and talk to them and just sit there flipping through tinder with your tinder profile of your three horribly taken, shit lighting selfies? You're basically like a fat girl who refuses to accept diets work because she lacks the slightest ounce of self-control and willpower.

I'm 6 foot, and since like march 2017 ive been height-mogged constantly when ever im not in a Mexican area. It's unfortunately true, 6'1" is the manlet cutoff

>t. literal retard who has no idea how biology works

And who the fucks wants ? The average income in the US is like $24k, you think that’s a good target for someone looking to make status/relationship gains?

Status/relationship are the only reason menlets are such a meme and why Veeky Forums ridicules them.

Now now, lads. I hear all 3 of you clawing at door to the pit, but 6'0 is neither manlet nor lanklet. We are, again, the gatekeepers. Trying to bring me down to your level will only start the wheels in motion that will ultimately lead to the end of the world... Heightnarok is no laughing matter

Most facilities let you choose between shins, femurs, or both. The latter prevents any disproportions.
Considering how short guys often have short legs anyways, and the surgery adds just two or three inches anyways, I don't see the danger of disproportion in torso:legs either.

I'm guessing you posted that pic because the penis is where you live.

hello fellow gatekeeper

Brother its ok, us 6 footers will be manlet kings for a coulple years, the nobility. its time to pass the torch of gatekeeper to 6'1" dudes. were manlets, we have to get used to the tunnels

this is me. You're a fucking larping manlet unless you live in one of the tallest countries in the world (you don't).

I'm 181.5cm. Just shy of 6' but 5'10 Manlets claiming 6' makes girls think I'm like 6'1.

I don't like my height but I'm in the 80th percentile where I live so even though I want to be 3 inches taller, I'm objectively lucky in that I am king of Manlets

None of you are 6'0 either. Stop larping.

you sound very angry. the pit must not be treating you well, friend.

>you only have bones in the legs

6'3 here
235 lbs

be jealous

you're 6'0

I am 6 feet and one quarter, i wont send a picture, but im not larping

>y-yo-you're not 6'0 feet you l-liar

manlet cope

I am unironically 6'4. You're all fucking larpers. None of you are 6'0.

Haha what makes you so sure? I am 6 foot

You have 6 feet maybe. You're 5'9.

> Confusing mean and median.
Whew lad. I bet you use a calculator to figure out what plates to put on your 135 1rm bench, too...

just imagine

>some manlet fed up with being short
>spends thousands and goes through the agony of this "cosmetic surgery"
>still gets no gf afterwards because they're socially awkward

w-worth it :')

That was a decent one.

Nice joke but you're still retarded.

You are all so fucking insecure, Christ

this, literally said it above

the reason you're all fucking sad, lonely, bitter virgins has nothing to do with your height lmao

even 80IQ quasimodo is getting pussy

Who started the 6'0 gatekeeper meme? I feel like it was me but maybe others independently thought of it. When do you remember seeing it on /fit 6'0 anons?

t. 6'0 gatekeeper

>Veeky Forums algo torture-bait threads
this place is evil

i'm actually gonna do it
doing it with Dr Guichet in France in 2020. already have an appointment and everything. i'm gonna need 5 months since I'm getting double LL (4 inch growth). they're adding half on my tibia and half on my femur, to absolutely avoid any complications in the future. i'll likely be able to sprint. running and lifting weights are guaranteed. my legs are small even for my body, and my head and arms are huge and long. i'll actually be proportional. you have no idea what it's like being 5'5". you cannot comprehend the mental anguish of an absolute turbomanlet. even though 5'9" is still pathetic, it's a livable height. i can maybe do silly stretches and wear lifts to bring me up to 5'10 and a half. then, and only then, will I finally be human.

how is it a cope. look at that beautiful specimen on the right of that image. even his frame looks bigger. absolutely glorious.

Girls.

t. 6'1" master race

plenty of stories with them getting gfs afterwards, and the gfs outright admitting that they wouldn't date them if they were shorter.

keep coping manlet

I blame the huge influx of manlet mexicans

5'9
5'10
You live in such a miserable little bubble, Mr. 5'11. Those are what we call anecdotes. Keep clinging desperately onto your slightly above average height because it's the only thing you have in life. People in the real world don't care nearly as much about height as you larpers screech daily.

Thots and their obsession with height. Women are literally the worst.

guys just hang on a bar for 30 mins a day at least

split it up like 2 15s or 3 10s throughout the day

it will be v boring so listen to msic and do leg raises fore core gains coz abs workouts are boring but you have an excuse to do them here

it will take ages like at least a year and full dedication for gains of a few inches

depends a lot on whether your plates are fused so dont kys if you didnt grow taller after a year or two and youre 24+

The US is 76% white. Let me guess, you're going to mention how the majority of those are Mexicans claiming caucasian? But the majority of Mexicans are also illegal immigrants as well and couldn't possibly show up on government run statistics, right? How about the 80% Canada north of the US with an average height 1cm shorter? Also Mexicans? Keep fucking dreaming.

No, unironically 6'1"

You are FIVE FUCKING TEN until you can post a pic proving your height next to a 2m door frame.

You really have no concept of how the spine works, do you?

I don't care. All you need is confidence to woo her and then for her to develop a psychological dependence on you to keep her faithful.

Sorry op, but no matter how tall you are a manlet will still be able to cuck you if your girl doesn't think she needs you.

fuck I used to be king of the manlets. now I'm just a manlet like the rest of them. I might as well be 5'8

If you're this insecure about your height to begin with, I promise you that this shit surgery will do nothing. You gotta get those underlying issues checked first, primarily the insecurity issues.

But you are 5'8. Read this and stfu.

worked for me

but then again my dad is 6 2 and i did it at 20 so still young

Your dad is 5'11. It did nothing for you, you moronic child. That's how bones, your spine, or anything for that matter works. Shut the fuck up.

how short are you

this is me you larping little idiot

aw chubby wubby

I have roider delts and you don't even bench 2 plate. Post your pic any time, larper.

how many plates?

>dating tall women
Lmao

>his upper torso isn't just held up by his sheer muscle strength
dude have you been skipping working out your upper body?

>235
Fatfuck