You might be able to 1/2/3/4 but can you pass the toilet paper tube test?

>t. can fit in the tube

>Can't 1/2/3/4 but pass this test
What does that mean?

yay i win

Lol no. I fit with room to spare both ways.

If 50/50 with this test
Like if I’m holding it then I pass but if I give it to my friends then I fail

I cant fit my nob in the toilet roll thing, but i can fit my shaft.

Fucking alien dick.

Although the GF loves it

5.5" circumference is about the 95% percentile in studies that measured girth
I've got it bad; I'm off the chart and in that monster/size queen range. Most girls can't even get my head in their mouth
The benefit to length is you get more positions available, especially if she isn't 5'0" and not even 100lbs soaking wet. The benefit to girth is you will increase the stimulation of gspot/clitoral/deep areas.

Best fuck I ever had was a little half-hispanic girl. Just shy of 5'0", maybe 95 lbs, kinkier than a cheap garden hose, and only girl that I not only couldn't bottom out on but could take my girth anally

haha i probably can ya silly goose but i am not insecure about the size of my willie!

lol butthurt dicklet. its easy as shit to pass

>tfw ~5.1x~4.5 with glanular hypospadias

I’m incredibly insecure about it. Thankfully my girlfriend doesn’t mind at all.

lol haha you must be using a toilet roll for smurfs! hehe

>tfw dick is thick as fuck
>gf is womanlet says we'll never do anal cuz she's afraid of wearing diapers
>can't take it in her throat
having average dicks must be fucking awesome

I've always thought this test was a throwaway since I heard about it in high school and even then could pass it

ITT we lie about our dick size to faceless internet strangers on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>1/2/3/4
What's that?

95% of getting a girl that's scared of your dick to literally loosen up is to eat her out like an inbred redneck at a backroads rib joint; so messy you need a bib and like you're trying to to get your retard face on the eating challenge board by the door

My dick fits but VERY tightly in a toilet roll. Is that good enough?

It’s basic fucking counting you illiterate fucking retard

>Not raping your chick for being a bitch about your huge cock
>2018

Is this a test for satisfying woman with gaping vaginas?

The things you children come up with to make each other insecure..Lord have mercy

okay yes but its because its too thick its still really fucking short so I don't feel any sense of accomplishment.

is that fitting my cock in the tp roll? i cant even do that flaccid

i jerked off today 3 times and i dont feel like forcing a boner today

I haven't done the tp roll test in years, just tried it and couldn't fit it in flaccid either. It really is a bad test to be failing.

>acting like it’s something that you can actively do better at

Top tier baiting in this thread

This

Wouldn't put it in more poetic way but I already eat her out , can't really loosen up her mouth or ass tho
You're walking legend

One plate ohp, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, 4 plate dead lift

there were two paper tube on my bath in the empty one i couldnt pass the tube in the second one (thicker tube) i could pase the tube

im a dicklet ? my dick is 5.6 inches girth

/thread

Im 20 now, haven't done it since I was fucking 15 or something and all I can remember is that I couldn't fit my erect dick in it. Tried again for the shits. Will post proof if you are that big of a fag.

I’m not saying you can’t do it. I’m saying that it’s a retarded thing to say that “it’s a really bad test to be failing” as if there’s anything that an individual can do about it.

I have a 6 inch dick circumference, that puts me at like the 99th percentile, and I don't even "pass the toilet paper tube test"

this is a shitty meme to try and troll insecure dipshits

I can fit my head in but not my shaft
>tfw 56%

What do you think sherlock

spoiler alert, not all TP tubes are the same diameter

Are there seriously people who can't pass this?

It sounds like you aren't 6 in then

my dick doesn't fit in the toilet paper tube is this good or bad

it's bad because you can't use it as a tp holder when you're shitting in the woods. terrible evolutionary disadvantage you have there

maybe different in other countries, but in the US it's a standard 1.75" inner diameter
A lot of cardboard tubing comes in that size

it's def not standardized in the US, though one size might be more common than others

see

Dicklets making up reasons. Can't cheat g spots dude

>tfw i can pass it flaccid

Can’t even fit the tip, 6,5 in around master race

what the fuck? that can't be right.

It isn’t

Anal isn't that great
Honestly it kinda disgusts me now
Having an average wingwong isn't terrible never had any complaints but have had a girl or two laugh because when it's not erect it's like one inch
They poke it..
It grows 4 inches before their eyes
They can't resist
After it cums it can't get hard again for a bit
Girl goes back to poking it and saying "hey where did you go hahahahahahaha"
Women can be so cruel

> tfw dicklet

iktf bro. my fiance calls me a fucking tic tac when we're in the shower and shit. I size up to a solid 8"x5.5" when hard and she can't laugh when it's hallway to her stomach and my balls are beating on her chin. Still though, I wish I wasn't so much of a grower

I passed the toilet paper tube test in 8th grade no shit

Uh if your girls vagina is as roomy as a toilet paper roll, you have problems and her pussy probably stank too

dude, I'm 5.5" girth and girls take me just fine. Every one is tight as hell and they love it, but its not like its fucking impossible to put it in unless you're having sex with literal toddlers.

And 5.5" around is not "too big to get your head in their mouth", drop the delusions of grandeur

You do know those things will fit 8 lbs of baby, right?

Toilet paper rolls are different sizes in the UK apparently.

Canadian, got the tip in then got stuck, forced it, nope. No paper cuts for me

I can chub out to ~ 6 inches then 7 when fully erect.

Just gotta not let thots see it until I'm halfway hard

>tfw no femdom gf to make fun of my dicklet

as if having a dicklet wasn't hard enough

So you just need a chode to pass.

how to get dick gains?
been reading about jelqing but idk if it works
i want just a little more girth plz

>If 50/50 with this test
Like if I’m holding it then I pass but if I give it to my friends then I fail
What

I'm 6,5" long and

Anything bigger than what can fit in a tp roll hurts me.

Someone who's in the same boat as me with those little latina bitches. always thirsty as fuck and can take a cock like a champ. White bitches always have tiny pussies.

>You might be able to 1/2/3/4
Thats where your wrong kiddo

What is the circumference of an anerican tp tube

But can you pass the Australian toilet paper roll test?

Wait, I assumed tp rolls were 5,5" in diameter but mine measure 7" outer diameter

What do I make of this bros

Post pics of you for proof

If I’m holding it and I stick my dick in it the head doesn’t go past the hole because head is bigger than hole
But
If I give the toilet paper roll to my friends and they are holding it when I stick my dick into it it goes through the hole because the hole becomes bigger than the penis head

>80% of the toilet paper roll is air
Why are Australian toilet paper companies such jews?

I refuse to believe that the toilet paper tube test is real.

Most porn dicks aren't even that big and theirs are considered some of the largest on the first world planet. Even dildos with that girth are considered yuge.

>If I give the toilet paper roll to my friends and they are holding it when I stick my dick into it

australians are subhumans, not even white. there's a reason they are on the bottom of the planet, isolated

Wait is our toilet paper hole larger than Americans/ Europeans?
It this like how our water flashes different ways?

>If I give the toilet paper roll to my friends and they are holding it when I stick my dick into it it goes through the hole because the hole becomes bigger than the penis head

>It this like how our water flashes different ways?
wouldn't that completely depend on which way the water comes out of the underside of the rim or the direction that the door to the septic tank opens?

NOOOOOOOOO IM A DICKLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw I only know I pass the test because I tried doing this at one point

Not the proudest confession, but it could be worse I guess.

I’m going to be honest here and say that I only know because I saw that Simpson’s episode

I can pass it flaccid, girthmonster coming through

you know whats worse? In scary movie the retard guy gets told to stop sticking his dick in the vacuum cleaner. I tried to do that once but didn't fit

I'm only interested in 2D women, but is this a real thing?

Yea its a real thing. I dont know why its not talked about more but pretty much any girl you meet is gonna make you try the tp test before having sex with you. Girls are carrying around tp tubes with them when they go to clubs/bars etc

My dick only goes like 2 inches then its too thick.... whats up with that? Every girl ive been with states how thick i am

Same here, kept worrying I was gonna give myself a paper cut or something if I tried forcing it.

People can't actually be unironically taking this seriously right? Putting your dick through a toilet roll is actually retarded

Yeah I can fit inside that easily.

sounds like something someone who failed the test would say

kek