Geez dad stop grunting while lifting, you're embarassing us

>geez dad stop grunting while lifting, you're embarassing us

*lunk alarm goes off*

h-how to get legs like that

Literally just don’t eat

how do I get a gf with legs like that?

Just walk up and start talking to her. It'll eventually click with the right girl.

Literally just earn 20k/mo

just be yourself bro

jimmeny cricket what are these girls names i'd like to ejaculate on and around their thighs

you weren't complaining about the grunting last night

>calves bigger than thighs

that shit looks fucking hilarious

those bulbous kneecaps make me want to puke

>implying my kids wouldn't have learned at that age that telling me this just makes me start screaming like an autistic gorilla

>elbows too pointy the post

Tbh that's good advice

>mom
>moooooooooom
>dad took 4 scoops again

zozzle

what did she mean by this

did any other show get as bad after S1 as Leftovers?

That I should not let my daughter find out that I'm fucking the shit out of her friends?

Her dad cucked Andie McDowell IRL

What is it called when someone has sex with your parents? Post-cucking?

true detective

its called 'someone having sex with your parents' . kevin obviously didnt fuck aimee but it is implied that she saw him do all sorts of wierd shit while sleepwalking .
>tfw you'll never achieve kevin-tier aesthetics

Nice!

>having autism

>geez dad stop grunting while fucking us, you're gonna make me c-cuUUUM AAAAAAAH!!!!

>
Casper knew this

>MOM DAD'S YELLING LIGHTWEIGHT AGAIN

Started laughing loud as fuck at 4am.
Thanks user.

the absolute state of television

A girl's friend fucking her dad is a trope that doesn't pop up that much compared to the gender reversed version. What's it like? Is it social suicide?

Sorry kids your mom is having her gay tea party or something so I couldn't workout in the house, this street didn't seem that populated when I started.

name?

When I was 19 I dated a girl, raised by her single mother, whose rich Dad would turn up on a motorcycle every other weekend. He fucked at least 3 of her friends in the 2 years I knew her.

The girl didn't even get mad she just stopped talking to those other girls. She was absolutely desperate for her daddys approval and attention and I'm pretty sure wanted to fuck him as well.

filenames are hard huh

#DadGoals

Id I have kids I will give every single female up for adoption

but how will you breed your very own thots then

plebs will never get perfectionism

>the leftovers
>bad
imagine being this much of a pleb

WOw that was bad

I refuse

2 > 3 > 1

Just makes the sad creepy middle aged women angry and scream pedo at the top of their lungs. With the wierd lesbians and sjw types being the loudest.
Dudes for the most part don't care.

the leftovers is reddit: the show

Your show sucks get over it

just impregnate your daughters so they can't be impregnated by anyone else

Wtf bro those legs are fucking shit.

I googled that and it didn't come up with anything

top pleb

>what did she mean by this
her dad did SS

>ywn fuck ur daughters qt friend on top of a pile of guns