Eating Pussy

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Enjoyed eating pussy more than getting a blowjob.
Although that could be because my only GF ever was a virgin who didn't know how to give head properly.

What did her putty taste like?

until my 27 I hate eating pussy and I never did it to my gfs (mb few times) now I feel a huge desire to eat somebody's pussy but unfortunately i don't have a gf atm...
maybe ask some stranger female on the street for easting their pussy for free xD

There's nothing better than the taste of a wet juicy pussy to me, shame that it makes you a beta in her mind. I only go down after we've been seeing each other for a while

I'd much rather eat ass desu

Been awhile since the last time it happened, but not much like anything.
Although one time it wasn't great because we both came back from a hike, and it didn't taste good so I focused more on her clit and upper area to not taste it.
6/10 tits, 5/10 ass, but holy shit 10/10 perfect looking pussy.

I’ve gone down on a woman before. Some woman don’t like people to go down on them and some do. I personally enjoy it although I always make sure to wash my face and brush my teeth

>I'm good at it
I actually got kind of mad at how delusional you are. You lick a girl 3 times and she told you she felt good so now you think you're a pusay god, right?

I sometimes did that shit when I was a nervous teenager who figured it was my responsibility in the ceremony of lovemaking.

Then I realized that I wouldn't lick the street outside or a flushed toilet, why would I lick the unflushed area around a dirty asshole?
Eventually I learned that only betas and people in porn did it. Nowadays I'm just making sure I have a good time and we enjoy each others company, and it works fine.
I don't ask if they're "satisfied" and they too polite to complain? Dunno, don't care. Not going to reduce my test by being orally submissive.

pussy tastes mostly like sweat and then like cum, not too dissimilar to guy cum i guess i never really sampled it.

I guess that's mostly about how you do it.
>anxiously trying to please her becasue you are afraid you can't satisfy her properly; cautious and overthinking
>doing it because it's what you crave and her body is your playground to do on what only you see fit; enjoying the moment

There is no respect to be lost of she's squirming but you're still holding her pelvis down and doing your thing. It obviously also makes them very sensitive so if you give her a proper pounding after and simply make her yours they're bound to come back to you if you want more.

Ahh yes ..
its really one of those things that really let you know if your high test or not.
like when your sex drive is so incredible high your just like fuck let me eat that pussy up and your so horny you dont care about 'Taste' etc

I've never heard of this other than on Veeky Forums and /pol/
Making a chick orgasm isn't beta, doing it with your tongue then your dick just shows her you're experienced.
Wouldn't lick a random one nighter though, only after we've been going out for a while.

>”oh no is le beta!”
>not wanting to eat all your girls pussy juice and stick your tongue up her asshole
You all gay as fuck

>lick the street outside or a flushed toilet, why would I lick the unflushed area around a dirty asshole?
you should stop dating crackhead whores senpai
also obviously the girl has to be clean fresh out of the shower
the same goes for guys, though, I don't ram my cock down my girl's throat without taking a shower first

I'm pretty picky about eating pussy, I have normal expectations like good hygiene and good diets so it won't taste like vomit when I go down on her but small and in shape white women tend to taste better, I also would never go down on girls that have been fucked by more than 3 guys or are outies and loose,

also shaved or fairly groomed with no bumps and ingrown hairs, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, I literally vomited all over a girls bed before, whom was a latina chub, has shit hygiene and poor diets as well as the fact she's clearly been around and her pussy smelled like rotting flesh, literal shit, and baby vomit, My vomit fairly smelled better than her pus, I cannot take girls like that so I refuse to date women who don't take care of themselves

I always check with my nose before eating pussy after a bad experience, I guess the girl had finished their period and didnt clean up properly because it tasted like blood (period blood tastes fucking NASTY), otherwise if it just smells like pussy I'll do it. Id much rather get my dick sucked than eat pussy though.

this
>Pounding GF for 30 mins feel like I'm about to cum
>Pick her up lay on my back basically bench press her pussy/ass onto my face
>She's so sensitive at this point she's squirming to get away while i lick her clit and ass
Why limit what you do sexually with a girl, shit should be fun.

Who wouldn't bury his face in thick girl's ass?

When you're fapping, taste your precum. Its pretty much spot on in texture and taste

your right i would

also, chekked

eating ass is more fun, has no weird taste and is kinkier

my gf is not too keen on it tho, she prefers licking mine

yeah man, just be sure you do it after she took a shower and washed her 'ol snatcheroo

when I was 16 I went down on my then gf which didn't really know how to take care of herself. that shit tasted sour as fuck, that sure scarred me for a couple of years..

Best thing was them playing with your hair during it, especially when they grip tightly and shit.

fucking awesome if the girl takes care of herself, fucking disgusting is shes a slob

>especially when they grip tightly and shit
Pretty sure I wouldn't want that while I'm down there

depends, if the girl is clean then yes
if not, then it can be a bad time for you

not him but nah it's hot, it's cool changing the dynamic because sex is organically a dude dominating the chick and pounding her good. Let her be in control for a little while clench her thighs around your head, pull your hair, top tier shit.

Initials NM?

>CTRL+F
>hope solo
>post the roast
>phrase not found

Ayyyy

I got a buzzcut so pulling my hair is not an option for my girls.
I favour the moment where you feel they want you to stop becasue they can't take it anymore, like trying to free her thighs or to get into your armpits to pull you up. And like 3-5secs later they hopelessly surrender themselves to you.

This. Pussy is just like dick: it smells bad if left unwashed, even for a little while. I only eat my gf's pussy after she's had a bath.

Girlfriends were too insecure to really enjoy it. Did it a couple times but they couldn't get into it so didn't do it again after a while.

initials bb

bruh sometimes its good sometimes its bad just get a clean hygienic girl that ain't a hoe and you good. BTW vagina naturally carries streptococcus bacteria so if you're an immunodeficient little bitch, you better leave the pussy eating to the rest of us hungry ass chads so we can feast on that yeast protein know'msayin

It won't make her see you as a beta if you do it right. You have to do it because you like it, and not just as a favor or to make her feel good.
Even the action itself doesn't have to be beta if you take control. Grab her, throw her down, hold her hips and go to town. If you actually enjoy it and dominate her she'll love you. Also nothing better than eating her out from behind while ramming your nose up her asshole.
This.

THIS.

I think some of these clowns have taken broscience too far. WTF did it become a bad thing to satisfy your woman in different ways.

I suspect some had bad experiences and said never again or just wasn't good at it, couldn't get her off etc then said blah blah muh dick...using tongue is beta blah blah

Why are you so aggressive for?

Not that guy, but you can tell when they grab your head/ hair and their toes curl
this

>eating pussy
lmao beta
>eating ass
real shit

maybe go try and ask on a board not filled with repressed homos

It's Veeky Forums what do you think?
>Roid Rage

yum yum

DON’T POST IT

Nah, only pussy I've eaten was my ex-fiance because she was a virgin until I deflowered her so no risk of diseases, eating any other pussy is gross and has way too much risk of giving you HPV throat cancer like Michael Douglas, it's also pretty submissive and beta

Tempted to go on craigslist like picrelated and just eat puss every day. The rates for oral cancer are so low (like 3 per 100,000) so idgaf

Can you show me?

I love nothing more than shoving my face deep into a girl's pussy and ass. The smell and taste is intoxicating. I guess a healthy girl's clean pussy and asshole is chock full of pheromones because once I get a whiff I'm at rock hard full mast from there on out.
I don't even really care if she gets off (she probably will) I do it pretty much entirely for my benefit. If she's stinky/fat I hate doing it, it's a chore... But if she's tight and hot it's heaven.

It's the perfect foreplay because after I get done I'm a raging slobbering beast and properly revved up to fuck them into a coma. A girl not wanting me to go down on her would easily be a deal breaker. If I can't devour that puss I'm not doing anything else.
I actually prefer it to getting head unless the girl is very good (they hardly ever are).

I eat out almost every girl I'm with before we get down to business. Gets both them and myself way more into it. Why have sex if you're not going to make it a good time?

>sticking your nose in a girl's asshole isn't beta
What the fuck am I reading

Lol, who the fuck cares about whether or not some stupid thot enjoys herself

Oh and I also fucking love a girl's armpits. A tight and toned axilla with some fresh sweat in it drives me equally as wild as fresh puss. If I want to finish quickly I will get the girl to hold her arms stretched out above her head (missionary) so her armpits are exposed and pulled taught and tight. A few passes with my nose and tongue and I will nut in under a minute guaranteed.

Kek. It's not beta if you want to though.
I bet u kiss girls too fagit

Eating puss is the most beta thing you can do. No to mention absolutely disgusting.

>BTW vagina naturally carries streptococcus bacteria
lmao I've felt that feeling you get when you're about to catch a cold the day after eating pussy a couple of times. Shrugged it off as a coincident. The more you know

what a faggot question is this!
If you want to do it, fucking do it, if you dont want to, dont do it.
What the fuck do you care what others think.
The Alpha man does not care what betas in a mongolian shoe trading bord think he should do.
Just do what the fuck you want.

I fucking love eating my girl out. Almost as fun as sex imo. I make sure to do it at least once a week.

I don't fuck thots mate, I understand if you do and don't eat pussy because of it but every girl I go for is one I have some form of relationship with so I know they aren't complete trash. If it works out, that's great they think of me as the dude who ate the fuck out of their pussy. If it doesn't, I got to eat some pussy. Win win honestly

based
youtube.com/watch?v=YWwO9yq-mvs

>having oral sex with women is gross and unmanly
why user are you afraid of cooties? should we suck dicks instead to avoid being gross and beta? I swear to god Veeky Forums is gayer than lgbt sometimes

If you love it so much then why don't you do it everyday.

What is that black thing on her back?

This is bullshit black male mentality. Fuck your idea of alpha beta bullshit. I've never met a girl who didn't fucking fall in love with me after getting the ol natty lickaroo.

Looks like some weird mole but it's too in focus compared to the rest of the pic

I EAT ASS LIKE A MADMAN

all i want in life is to prone bone a qt, why is it so hard to do

I think it's a speck of shit on the camera lens itself.

I figured out pretty quick perfect circumstances for a good hard dicking with my current gf
>2-3 drinks start getting philosophical
>Playfight/wrestle (even though she's 60kg) end on top of her start kissing her initiate sexy time
>move down to lick her out, halfway she gets the hint squeezes her thighs and rolls over ontop of my face
>Reverses how she's sitting, lick her pussy while she's grinding her ass on my nose and i inhale dem fem pheromones
>When I'm sated throw her down and fuck her like a wild animal

Honestly heaven, probs what I'm going to be reminiscing about when I'm on my deathbed.

>Not eating both

A t-shirt

Mah nigga.

Playfight/wrestle is easily my favourite preamble to a good pussy nosh then fuck. I fucking love the tease where they kind of put up a fight, try and wrestle out and hold you off and you know, at any moment, you can and will just effortlessly overpower them and have your way. When they start straining and panting and you can feel them getting hotter and hotter and their pussy start to gush... FUCKING HELL THERE IS NO PLEASURE IN LIFE GREATER THAN THIS.

FUCKING DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW FUCK I NEED SOME PUSSY RIGHT FUCKING NOW ARARARRGGGGGGH

ur penis is too short to penetrate her properly in that position?

no, just too hard to get a qt

It's fun. Can be very romantic. I wouldn't go down on any slut I'm having a fling with though.
Don't listen to the autists going on about "muh respect" in this thread.

Haha same boat bred, GF comes back tomorrow and next week we go back to seeing each other once a week, find myself jerking off 3 times a day she's turned me into a fucking horny rat.

Gonna destroy her tomorrow night though, giddy already.

I love getting blown so I very much e enjoy returning the favour.

I tried getting good at licking for my ex. She did not care for it on the slightest, and never let me at it for more than a few moments before pulling me up for the regular sex.

She said she preferred my dick, so I don't know what to make of it.

You weren't eating that pussy right.

feast on da bussy

I love it desu. The scent makes me hard as fuck. I could have some right now.

I would never do it on a random sloot though. Only girls I am dating.

>reaches to pull hair
>nothing is on your bald head
>starts slapping the back of your head instead

s u c c u l e n t

ive been there. man the difference between a girl who takes care of herself and one who doesn't is actually fucking incredible..

Very likely

I literally started salivating when I watched this webm.

wtf source?

HNNNNNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAH
NOFAP DAY 2 THIS SHIT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH TESTOSTEROOOOOOOOOOOOOON

More like she'll gain respect

This is not Veeky Forums related. Should have asked the caloric content of pussy juice.

It’s nice if she cleans her shit and shaves. It helps to be infatuated with the woman, you’d probably sniff her farts if she asked you to