ITT: We thank the bees and sing praise about their godly gift to us
Thank you, bees
ITT: We thank the bees and sing praise about their godly gift to us
Thank you, bees
>eating insect vomit
>eating basically pure sugar
>walk into honey factory
>not a single bee motivational poster in sight
>five or more guys torturing bee activist in excruciating ways in back room and he still won't die
>500 step processed "honey" being made in background from corn syrup and a hint of lead
>factory worker pisses in finished product barrel because why not
>found at your convenient, local walmart
Honey imported from Asia is produced in China and cut with rice syrup.
>he doesn't keep pet bees inside his greenhouse to nurture his plants and make him honey
>tfw buy 100% natural homemade honey from the same old guy my father used to buy when he was young
pretty fucking good
what makes you think he isn't cumming in your bottle before he passes it off to you, so he can get off to the idea of you sampling his product?
THANK YOU FOR THE DIABEETES
Thank you bees, for letting us eat your crops.
Bees pollinate al kinds of fruits and vegetables, as well as the foraging crops that feed our meat you absolute massive faggot. Retract your statement and thank a bee.
Shut the fuck up you piece of shit before i beat your Jason Voorhees misshapen head in. You are so fucking autistic.
Kys now you worm.
>what makes you think he isn't cumming in your bottle before he passes it off to you, so he can get off to the idea of you sampling his product?
What makes you think he IS you sick demented asshole?
Are you 12 years old or something?
Diabetes-induced rage
Pathetic retards. That's what you get for stealing the fruit of their labors.
All glory to the bees
>2011+7
>not covering your body in bees to commune with Mother Nature
Because there are people in the world who haven't had their minds (((spoiled))), yet.
Asshole, i don't have diabetes,i'm not a fat lazt fuck like you.
Kys now you underaged useless piece of shit.
You don't need to be alive.
t. inflammed and oxidized brain from fructose
>Thank you for letting me steal all the vomit of your family
luckily wee don't have industrial style honey production in Germany. Pretty much all of our honey is made by small local guys who treat keeping bees as a hobby
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BEE NIGGER AND YOUR BEE PROPAGANDA, SUCK MY COCK I WILL RIP OFF YOUR STINGER AND FUCK YOUR NIGGER ASS QUEEN UNTIL SHE SQUIRTS OUR MY CUM INSTEAD OF EGGS
lmao wasp cope
Sure you shitstain. Whatever you think. I am going to stomp on your head until it breaks. You arev a pile of garbage. Worthless
Lmao you think I'm scared of a literal manchild who's still addicted to sugar into (((adult))) age. You little weak faggot, don't you know that fructose inhibits testosterone I would kill you with one punch.
Woah
I'AM NOT A WASP !
Drop dead you fucking coward.
>I would kill you with one punch.
Yea sure you would. I'll bet you into the ground you little pussy. I'm going to destroy you and your family.
>sugar is bad bro!
t. Meat industry jew
honey is mostly fructose. Fructose barely has an effect on insulin release.
Fructose literally does not inhibit test production. Test levels drop directly after eating it, but the same happens with ANY food. You have nothing to back up this insane claim.
Yeah, honey's the bomb. Bananas + peanut butter + honey is an awesome post-workout. Get dat insulin spike and go anabolic before you have your protein shake for optimal gainz
You're a weak little bitch. You will be beat down and when you are crying like a girl I will put a dress and wig on you and fuck you in the ass like the bitch that you are
Same here.
Also, an acquaintance of mine has bees and I help him every year with the process of extracting the honey so he gives me 5-6 jars (450 g each).
>cut with rice syrup.
That's bullshit.
It's produced FROM rice syrup. Those bees don't pollinate shit, it's just rice syrup with bee shit in it.
It's the easiest way of getting large amounts of honey that doesn't crystallize.
Protip from an actual pro: if your honey doesn't crystalise it's shit (unless you know the exact date and place it was made)
Truly this is the quality of thread I come to Veeky Forums for
Thank you bees
buy local lads
God, you lucky fuck. A friend of my dad's is a beekeeper and he occasionally gives me a jar of fresh honey. There's no sweet better in this world.
What the fuck happened to this thread?
I try,, but the little old lady only makes like 6 jars a year, so I have to make do with national honey.
People like came here. Then you came here.
GTFO you useless shitbag.
>buy local lads
Yeah. It's supposed to help you with allergies to local plants as well.
Thank you bees
Sperm is clearly visible in bottled honey.
Don't ask me how I know.
i love you kind bees
Thank you buzzy bee!
Thanks honey bois
Thank you beez. If anyone ever gets a chance to do beekeeping as a summer job, do it. Heavy lifting, outdoors most of the day. Awesome job when you get over being stung.
Thank you buzzy bees of gains.
>wasp cope
Granddad is a beekeeper.
>tfw kilos and kilos of raw honey every year
Fucking love bees.
fructose gets converted directly into LDL in your liver
>EVER buying farm produce non localy
Little reminder to also do something for other bee species if you hold a piece of land.
A insect hotel however small can help them aswell as having a few nectar plants more in a wild corner of your garden.
You don't know. You are making this up. Stop lying you subhuman shitstain.
I'm a beekeeper and I don't eat honey at all despite having hundreds of lbs of it on hand at all times.
Never really had a sweet tooth though desu. Old pic
>not eating the honecomb straigth from the hive
>not eating any bees as extra protein
>not eating the pollen balls too
not gonna make it