What do I say next?
What do I say next?
May I please have your phone number? It would make me most happy :^)
>Dubs confirms
Begone Thot!
charge your phone, psycho
Is disa a chance to bang
Holy fuck this. Everytime it makes me mad. CHARGE YOUR CELLPHONES
Let's not beat around the bush, i want to beat around your bush
Not noticing the charging symbol right next to the battery. I might be a psycho, but you’re an idiot sir.
Unironically just say "what do I say now?" 100% chance of a response.
Hollup sloot, my phone bouta die
Hi my name is user it's great to meet you
Help me out bros
(Also what would you guys r8 this grill)
pp butt caca weener HAHA
It's charging you fucking retard
Interested in going to the gym with me?
Say "hey"
If she likes you she will keep the conversation going.
Rolling for "Hitler did nothing wrong"
7
but she wants to be a lawyer so is probably an argumentative cunt brining her to a 6
sage this crap
>I'm not as pretty as you think
What did she mean by this?
I think you're very pretty, if you were a fellow magapede it would be too good to be true darling.
Are you an archeologist?
Boring, basic bitch bio
"What's the max charge for rape?"
Veeky Forums approved?
Et voila, dubs. Better send this shit
Perfect
"Are you an archeologist ?"
Is there really anything else to say ?
"I think you are very pretty madam ;)"
No, my name is Megan
Ask her if she ever slept with a black guy
>>Are you working out?
"Hey, beautiful. What are you doing tonight?"
Show her your peepee
>Veeky Forums approved?
Yes. Go for it.
Girls are retards, and 90% respond to the same boring fantasies.
Go in full blast with shit about tying her up and giving it to her rough.
D U B S
S I N G L E S
D U B S
T R I P S
In the meantime:
"just really horny"
>no response
I’m fucked
Rolling
This is when you unzip the heavy guns, write her the following letter for letter:
>pls respond
BORING
This line has never failed me.
>your eyes would match my bedding
Whatever she responds with you just gotta find a way to work in
>see for yourself.
Than you tell her when to show up, and the rest is up to you. And for all you autists. NO, it doesn't actually have to match, just play it cool say something like "really? Why don't you lay down and let me be the judge of that". If you can't pull this off, you are either ugly, or an extreme autist.
GOD HAS SPOKEN
Why do they always give these generic responses with 0 substance