POST YOUR RARE BLOATS

keep them coming boys, I love me some bloaties

PUSSY ASS SHIT Veeky Forums BOARD
GIVE ME MY BIG BOY BLOAT OR GIVE ME DEATH

B L O A T W A V E

youtube.com/watch?v=6H6MKVWret8

Why is this video so good

its pure kino

by the way, does anybody know the name of this song?

>170lb
>twink
You only start being a gym twink bellow 160lb.

Anyone below 200kg is a twink

ITT: Times you acted like the bloatlord
>finished grocery shopping
>walk train back to my car with the added weight of my numerous tv dinners.
>WEEEEEEHHH
>zercher fling them into the back of my truck
>walk train to the drivers seat and get in
>blast kled mone's "never change" through my speakers with the windows down.
>uh oh it's been thirty minutes!
>break immediately
>grab my gallon blender cup and immediately down my bloatshake
>Make sure every last bit is consumed.
>I drive

Speak for yourself, gay boy. A real BLOAT is

>A real BLOAT is

what exactly does it mean to be "mogged"?

If you have to ask...

Brainmogged

Yes, but not because I mistyped that.

Why has he disabled his comments anons? :( :(

Because he found his comment section to be a bit....BLOATED

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Sup redditwink

its incomprehensible

>You will never have testicles in your jaw and chin to produce extra testosterone
Hold me guys.

bump

he might be a bit self-conscious

Ultra instinct bloat?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=bFT6xsAb4u0

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>WEEEH
my sides

/r/ing bloat with girls

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>walking training

youtube.com/watch?v=91nHJzY1mWY

It seems from the term AMOG or Alpha Male Of the Group. The idea is that in any group there is one alpha or top dog (all the women want his dink). To get "mogged" is to have someone supplant your status as alpha. For example you, as the highest status guy at the party, get mogged when Boris comes in with his bloat and all the ladies stop mid sentence and turn their heads. He's the bloatlord now, and you will try all night to keep your girl's attention while she sneaks glances at his mass.

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Mien nigga

Wow drumpfkins have to infect everything with their agenda.

1/2

2/2
(my wallpaper atm)

Ditto.

>he drives manual

I expect nothing less from the BLOATmaster

pretty much everyone drives manual outside of the US

Me on the right

This is how the Bloatlord picks up women. Standing stoically outside Greek clubs at night, only the few who have the courage to look him in the eye will have the privilege to accompany His Bloatness to the Volkswagen.

>That overcast weather
>that zen-like calm
>that perfect music selection
Goddamn this is the first song Im gonna blast when I get my car

>ehh bb *wheeze* u wan sum fuk?

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>pretty much everyone drives manual outside of the US
t. third worlder

>leave for 6 months
>come back

who is this? someone catch me up plz

The Bloat Lord.

Some Eastern European superheavyweight powerlifter.

twitter.com/big_beargrizzly

6'11" 440 lbs

The bloatGOD is a fighter and has far surpassed powerlifting as a sport.

>Powerlifter

His training ascended from our earthly categories

How disconnected from reality are you.

Change the tattoo to чeлoвeк

Lol retard

Where I live, the Netherlands, 31 per cent of cars sold in 2015 had automatic transmissions. That's significant enough to say that "pretty much everyone drives manual outside of the us" is bollocks.
source: autoweek.nl/nieuws/automaat-sterk-in-trek/

200 lbs with visible abs is the twink cut off

I thought automatics were only for people who are incapable of driving a manual

>I thought automatics were only for people who are incapable of driving a manual
I drive a manual myself, but I plan on buying an automatic in the future. It's more fuel efficient, and it's becoming cheap as dirt. Also it's nice to be able to drink something without having to steer and shift at the same time.

They are.

>It's more fuel efficient
It's less fuel efficient especially in the city as manuals idle lower and you disengage the clutch at lights. Automatics are normally 200kg heavier, but they're about the same price here.
If you want real efficiency, I ride a motorcycle for work commute.

Majority in US drive auto?
Fucking disgusting

Insurance costs for motorcycles are much higher and cant really drive in the winter.

This. How can anyone think automatics are mofe fuel efficient?

>Insurance costs
I was spending $60pw on petrol driving my car every day. Riding my 250cc I spend $20 a fortnight.
I stick my bike in the garage in winter and put the registration on hold, driving my car until it clears up. You always have to have a car as well regardless. Nothing worse than going to the shop and remembering you need potatoes, milk, eggs etc before you realise you rode there not drove

Can you spot the bloatlord

Yeah okay grandpa. That was the case 20 years ago, not now.

the majority of people everywhere in the world drive auto

literally looks like private pyle in this picture

what a fuck

t. twink

>*blocks your path*
>"give me your scoops right now twink"
wat do lads?

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From his Twitter feed:

>Who the fuck is bothering me? Is it LM? Do not make me go down and fix this in another way, better take your stuff and fuck off.

Fucking B L O A T M O G G E D

holy fuck his twitter is a gold mine

that car looks like this now

Why does he retweet porn?

>twitter.com/big_beargrizzly
hahaha it's full of retweeted bear gay porn if you scroll down to 2016

>Not externally

can we somehow bait him into sending us nudes?

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

what the fuck
so he's a fag too? That would make him king of Veeky Forums 100%

holding the bloat so nobody steals it

hahahhaha wtf

HOLY FUCK
THIS IS TOO BRUTAL
HE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS MOGGING

>not cockmogging twinks in their waifish bums
NGMI m8

>twitter.com/big_beargrizzly
WTF WTF WTF WTF WEEEEH WEEEEEEH WEEEEEEEEEH

because I came through once and told him that he only does weird lifts because he's hiding the fact that he can't squat, deadlift, bench or overhead press shit, and said he is mentally ill