Door test

Can you pass the 24 inch door test? Closet and bathroom doors are often 24 inches. A real man can match the door width with his shoulders.

Rules: stand in front of a door, back touching it. From the widest point on your shoulders, see if you can mog the door. If not, it's over for you. No lat flexing.

This is WAY more important than the toilet paper roll test, because this actually affects the way people perceive you on first sight.


I can't do it desu, my shoulders are about 3-4 inches short, putting my shoulders at around 20-21 inches, though my shoulders are kind shortened by the fact that my arm is turned inwards to take the pic.

>tfw shoulders are only 18 inches

woah that censor

Should I have gotten the nipples too?
Also post shoulders bro

op i edited your photo for accuracy dont be so modest

thanks brother
That fits the bill just right

Toilet paper roll test is just a meme, right?

No man. It's not. It absolutely matters once the pants are off.
In 2018 9x6 is the minimum for what women will find pleasurable. Girls are getting fucked by 8x6 teen chads sophomore year of high school nowadays. You really think yout 5.5x4 is gonna work?

I'm look dyel as fuck, noty

Yes and no.

p sure this door is three feet since it's a govt building

how wide would u estimate ur shoulders are bro?
can't really get a good idea myself
Also height?

Never measured the length of my breadth desu senpai. 6'2"

Here's another three foot door

>back not pressed against it
but still, u look like ur shoulders are good
and fuck, u heightmog me hard

do u get shoulder compliments often?

my spine is against it, but my blades are out because ihad to take the pic senpie

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You must have tiny shoulders. Post em, New years resolutioner.

Ayylmao

so you're saying if you were to pass the door test, then you wouldn't be able to fit through the door without going sideways?

On 24 inch doors, yeah.

>24 inch door test
nigger learn how to measure. The world record is 25 inches, no way you're 24. 22 inches, MAX.

Are you an iliterate or just not a native english speaker? I literally said that mine isn't 24 inches. I said it was 20-21 maybe.

>world record is 25 inches
That's bullshit.

I didn't even read your post, honestly. I've had many idiots claim here that they're something like 25 without lifting.

>replying to posts without reading thoroughly
Fucking idiot dyel.

>WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH LOOK MOM MEANIE POSTED MEAN COMMENT
go back to rddit

>I don't wanna read because it hurts my brain when I do it for too long

Nice projection, faggot

projection? You literally admitted to not having the attention span to read.

You know what would be easier?
Using the shoulder span from a tshirt or a button up, that people probably already have measured and written down somewhere.

>text in front of you should always be given the time of day

Jesus fucking christ this image gave me jungle fever

>why should I attempt to understand something before voicing my opinion on it

here's me on a 29.5 inch door

Height/weight desu?
Supreme amogger desu, that's gotta be a 24 inch bideltoid.

6'3 around 245 last time i checked it was 24 or more couldnt really measure it to well myself desu

fuck
u mog me so hard
Fuuuuuckkkkkkkk
legit raging rn
Why wasn't I 6'3 and 245

>Veeky Forums pose, paper roll test, height test, neck upwards test, now 24" bathroom door test
>tfw 21" shoulder to shoulder

STOP MAKING ME INSECURE Veeky Forums HOLY SHIT