Miss a chord while playing on the gym's grand piano

>manlets have become sentient and have begun to communicate amongst themselves
The end days are near.

fucking hell, is it halloween, who let all these skelly mode lanklets into the gym?

Lmao @ your gym for not having front desk tips go towards a monthly coating of manletsecticide on the machines

>be me
>at the gym
>new investment piano installed on second floor
>4 scoop minimum
I'm going to leave humanity

>Gym is powered by stationary bikes
>New Years members are starting to dwindle
>Squat rack now runs on half power

what are you all talking about what the fuck

GTFO NEW FAG

>less energy to power gravity generator cells
>squat 1pr increases ten fold

>It's a lanklet found his loli girlfriend masturbating to zac efron pics again episode

Back to the pit

>at gym
>barbless are steamed powered (ik don’t laugh at me)
>someone forgot to keep the furnaces going overnight
>spend half my workout loading logs and stoking the fire

Life is suffering

How can one user BE so DYEL?

>hydraulic machines are all broken
>horde of middle aged women take all the 5 and 10lb plates
>Start to use resistance bands to make plate armor

I don't know what they're planning

>someone bought up all the pl8s on the gym auction house
>selling them all for 5x the original price

AnCaps must be stopped.

>New gym president elected
>President wants to use the manlets for easy labour
>Institutes mandatory education
>3 years later and the manlets still haven't learned a thing
>Election is coming up and the president is desperate as his plans still hasnt worked
>Initiate protocol Beta-Soy
>Each day we fly planes over the pits and dose them in soyconcentrate
>Each day the manlets grow more and more feminine
>Whenever some one breaks a pr, they are awarded one qt manlet twink to use for the evening, before returning them to the pit of course

newfag as fuck

>tfw gym went all sjw and got rid of the manlet pit
>all the 5's and 10's are never available
>manlets using them for diddly's so they can get proper ROM

anyone have any gym reccomendations?

Tell your parents to stop using 5's and 10's

the only reason women are so attracted to him is they never see him with scale. hes good looking, but if the met him in person theyd be half as attracted

>gym monarch raises the manlet high cutoff to 6'0"
>already got my phone and valuables confiscated
>thrown into the pit with the others
>got gangraped for being the only one over 5'10"

>walk into gym
>see penis inspection day sign
>turn around
>the door is already sealed

This based off the goonies? Now whenever I see that piano scene I’m going to imagine the floor beneath them drops into a pit of feral manlets

You think that's bad
>Penis inspection day at gym
>Usually do ok never great
>Walk in
>One of the manlets is holding the tape
>Wtf how did you get out??
>Some lady tells me he's a diversity hire just don't look him in the eye when he's measuring you
>Undress
>Manlet Snickers
Shut up it was cold!

Itt reddit
Embarrassing thread

Good bait friend, have a (you)

>turn up to gym
>forgot squat rack tokens
>attempt to unrack the bar anyway
>fuckit.jpg
>manlet’s swarm over me pinning me to the ground
>therestoomany.gif
>gym clown appears
>rapes me

>gym quartermaster refuses to release plates to me unless i sign his form in triplicate
>head through the gym maintenance tunnels into the gym cargo bay
>bribe one of the cargo workers with some gear
>cargo worker is actually undercover gym cop
>thrown into gym prison
>get to use the gym prison gym
Not bad tbqh, and all the ass I can rape for free

>drop plate on gas cell three decks below
>gym starts to lost altitude

mild kek

>and all the ass I can rape for free
do you normally pay to rape ass?

kek

Watch out soon a "gains distribution" policy will be implemented and the redistribution of gains will not mean everyone makes it. No friendo it means venezuela mode
Don't fall for the gym Marxist shilling
Or spooky scary skelles

>the cardio bunny just gave birth to another litter of Chad's children
>they're always crying when I'm at the gym
>have to pay extra for a music permit to bring headphones to drown out the crying

>Go to gym
>At entrance, see massive bloatmaxx bouncer, tells me I can't enter
>I asked, Why?
>"You're not on the shortlist."

Later on I found out it was manlet workout day.

>bajoran resistance cell stole all of the plates to use as material for weapons replicators
>mfw I’m just stuck on this space station in between a war and all I want to do is lift
>mfw I’m starting to think the cardassians had the right idea

>fucking Orks everywhere
>they start lifting so much that the few gretchin aren't enough to sate them
>manlet pit is suspiciously empty at the end of the day

sounds good to me

Gym prison
Aka manlet pit

Kek

>New years purge going on in the gym
>People are stealing weights from the racks as all hell breaks loose
>later minutes of the purge
>almost all of the equipment is gone, and many people have left, while others still remain inside trying to steal shit like the water fountains and lockers
>suddenly, gym begins to shake
>gym breaks from its foundation, as it begins to float
>turns out the only thing holding down the giant inflatable muscle man on the roof of the gym was the heavy weights on the racks inside
>Gym floats farther and farther away from Earth
>People screaming can be heard from the gym as it floats away into the sky

>take a flight to the squat zone
>accidentally parachute myself into the post-shake farting box

h-help

...

>gym supreme leader has enacted new policies this year (there was a gym military coup last year and now it's a communist gym)
>strict rationing of plates to all members except those in the immediate circle of the supreme leader
>almost impossible to get a plate above 10lbs
>gains have been seized from the strongest members
>anyone caught squatting more than 135 is accused of not having loyalty to the regime and is sent to the prison camps to do crossfit until their membership expires
>buddy swore he caught the supreme leaders second in command benching 495 for reps and was also sent to the camps for "spreading imperialist lies"
>mfw

>gym ghost leaves note demanding we perform his routine
> some guy didn't and got crushed under a barbell

>staff member who plays front door opening jingle on xylophone out sick today
>gainz dont count since brodin doesnt acknowledge patrons
Fuck I really need to read the membership agreement sometime

>gym leader makes you battle his Pokémon

>this much of a newfag

>penis license is expired and i missed penis inspection by a day
>no penis inspection day til next month
>cant lift for a whole month
>tfw

>gym gravity generator is broken, gravitational pull is much stronger
>get weighted, scale says FULL
good feel, even if only temporary

>In the half-light of dawn, in the gym cellar, standing before a black obelisk, I have slit the throats of sacred bulls
> forget the combination number for my locker

Gym feels guys