Oh hey user, are you interested in the Yoga classes?

t-thanks me too

m8.

i want to go but am a sweaty fat hairy mess of bloatmaxxxing

what cunt

Y-y-yes but as interested as l am interested in licking your feet

Did you do that in the gym, too, you loser?

Of course you didn't belong; you'd never done it. Step up and do something instead of running from every little challenge like a baby.

shit persona, mate

>Did you do that in the gym, too?
Nope, I never felt that way at the gym. But I know the feeling of doing something new and feeling weird. That wasn't what I was feeling.

Male yoga teacher here.

A lot of American yoga is just filled with women who want their asses to look good in yoga pants. Or they're all faux-spiritual and filled with bullshit. Both are horrible (but the first is nice to look at).

A good yoga class will help your mobility in every way possible. It'll also help your focus, which is the true purpose of yoga. No, the true purpose isn't to be able to put your leg behind your head. The true purpose of yoga is to help you focus on whatever you want to focus on. Stretching? Cool. Lifting? Cool. Banging more chicks? Cool. Finding god? Cool.

It can be hard to shuffle through all the blah American fru-fru yoga joints. Occasionally you can find a good teacher at them, though. You have to go and find out. If they aren't for you, find another. Until you find one you like and who helps you focus (while stretching a bit in the process).

Yoga's awesome. Try it.

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Have you ever had sex with a student?

My workplace offers yoga classes that all of the milfs go to and I want to go to stare but I feel like being the only dude there they would know

No. Although I'd have no problem dating a student if the opportunity occurred, as long as we understood the nature of our relationships.

just act like a faggot

Practice zazen. Starting yoga next month actually. Does it naturally just help you do these things by staying mindful throughout the practice ?

>Veeky Forums: Where do I meet girls, I can't meet any boohoo
>Also Veeky Forums: I don't want to go to yoga because what if there are only girls there?

Why are you like this?

she seems fun

Pretty much. You become very knowledgeable about your body and mind. For example, during a stretch, you realize what muscles may be tight and which are holding you in that position. You learn your own personal limitations and what, if anything, you can do to push beyond them. You learn to breathe, and you learn what breath does at a deep level, beyond just "O2 in, CO2 out". It's truly good stuff.

Now, that's if you go to a decent class, not one of these "HOT YOGA WITH HIP-HOP MUSIC DANCING WHILE DRINKING WINE" bullshit classes. You may have to shop around to find a class that gives YOU what YOU need. But I think the search is worth it for most people.

Nah, I only do yoga at home. Too aspie, can't breathe properly around women due to anxiety.

Stop taking all the fucking 10s. Can never find them when I need them and end up stacking 2.5s and 5s like an autist

Kek

noice m8

Yeah sure but Im not really all that flexible so Im gonna need help

fpbp
>strength

Because men don't go to yoga

I say, no thanks. I do not consort with demons.

'k...hope you don't mind I'm a feet lover..

this

keking at all the newbie faggots larping as too manly for yoga
if you can't sit like pic related, your knees and hips are as stiff as they are weak, I don't care I much you squat, your joints would snap like a twig with the proper strike angle

> felt like I didn't belong.

Limiting belief. Get out of your own head. No one cares about you that much.

KEK fpbp

>virgin detected
Yeah real “fun”. You’ve obviously never attempted to socailize with grade A roast beef such as this before.

That's why you have to go out and practice. Go somewhere farther out if you are really nervous, or try free memberships at different yoga places. That way if you embarrass yourself, you never have to see them again

>try yoga for the first time
>this video happens
youtu.be/_MSvAywf1vs
What do?

Absolute beta.

can only do that shit at night, i am too adrenal fatigued to do shit in the morning or afternoon or even sunset like all the other normal yoga normies

the only manly way is to do naked yoga with your gf

being surrounded by a group of girls is super awkward for me and they will smell my spaghet

>le spaghetti xD
>has a gf
Fuck off normalfag

What is your brapping policy

As a footfag I'd probably have an uncomfortable boner the entire time, probably missing the point of zen or w/e

all-you-can-sniff obviously