Does Veeky Forums approve of slowcookers? What's your best recipe?

Does Veeky Forums approve of slowcookers? What's your best recipe?

I put oats and honey in there precious. It activates the bar syrup more better love.

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

damn dude, who hurt you

do you have anyone you care for in your life

Thanks for the pasta Satan

Walmart sells these pot roasts that are pretty decent for $12. 4-5 meals easy, healthy and taste good. Only downside is I'm usually sick of it by end of week.

Put me the screencap.

Touch muh spagett

Got a recipe for this pasta? Trips for the drips.

Did a slow cooker kill your family?

user's Veeky Forums Chicken:
> 5lb Boneless skinless chicken breast
>water
>cook 5 hours
>shred
>store to be enjoyed later
>portion 1 cup chicken
>add 1/2 cup brown rice
>add 1/2 broccoli
>Serve cold and unseasoned
> Eat alone X AMRAP
>Wonder where it all went wrong X F

Yo, when you're sick of it, take whats left and cut it all up in cubes, throw it in a pot with beef stock and boom! Pot roast stew! Changes the feel and flavor enough to be a different meal. Top with cilantro and spring onions, maybe a dollop of sour cream or mayo if thats your thing. Pretty goddamn comfy I tell you huwhat.

I like slow cookers but they're not the magic throw everything in and have a perfect meal 6 hour later things that so many people treat them as
it's good for braising meats and cooking a bunch of beans and stuff like that and then using those components to assemble a meal

what the fuck

A new meme from Satan himself

every week I cook use mine to cook black beans, onions, and chicken thighs. This lasts me 5 great post-workout meals. I absolutely love slow cookers

it can be for lots of things, just depends what youre making
examples that work well:
chilli
curry
pasta "bakes" (you cook sauce in it first and add pasta and mozzarella cheese in last 30mins)
stews
soups
all of these work better if you brown the meat first then add it to slow cooker though

I can't believe I read this whole thing. Thanks for showing up Satan

I guess you could say this pasta is downright demonic.

>Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it?
10/10 pasta

Yea dude I cook all my lunches with one. My go-to recipe is to put a pork roast of about 1.5 kg with two cans of condensed soup and a cup of water, add in carrots and potatoes, start that bitch up on low for 9 hours, then go about my business and let it do it's thing. Then about an hour and a half before it's done, I throw in sweet peas and broccoli and that's my lunch for the week. Then the next week I do it all over again with a different flavour of condensed soup.

>I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive

I just got one a week ago, but today I cooked a 2.5lb pork butt in dr pepper for 8 hours and it's the best pork I've had in my life

You good bro? Need to talk about something?

This is some fresh pasta but Jesus Christ dude you don't know how to use a comma to save your life
Lemme guess
Public school right?

>I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him.

holy shit lol

commendable pasta

>fresh pasta
oh my sweet summer child

Delet

Holy fuck

this.. wow.

4-5 pounds chicken breast boneless skinless
BBQ sauce (about 1/4 bottle)
Diced onions, jalapeños, salt pepper, chili powder
Cook high 3.75 hours, remove chicken and pull it
Throw bbq/chicken stock liquid on stove top pan and reduce until thick like bbq
Drizzle over shredded chicken, serve with brown rice

If extra lazy then add rice and beans, cook 3.5 hours then remove lid and let simmer to reduce for last 30 mins and you have poor mans chicken tortilla soup

Chicken breast and a bottle of franks hotsauce. Shit makes for a yummy sandwich

checked and keked satan

Why did you type that like gollum?

Where did all the newfags come from all of a sudden?

>2.5 lbs of chicken
>600 grams of costco salsa.
>Cook for 6 hours.
>lunch for a week
I'll either eat it plain, put in on a tortilla, or mix it with rice beans and veggies. I put some on a salad today. Got it from the Buff Dudes.

slowcookers make some nasty ass dry food

if you use one you are an incel

Just like new year resolution dyels come to gym... They pollute this board.

BEST SHREDDED CHICKEN

>LGTSS
Ingredients: Chicken breasts, Taco seasoning (not chicken, not fajita, TACO), ranch dressing mix, chicken bone broth, peppers, and onions

>5lb's of boneless, skinless chicken breast into the pot
>chopped peppers and onions go in next
>half a pack of each seasoning
>broth filling it up about half way
>high for 5 hours
>people will now ask for the recipe

Whoahoho slow cookers? NO WAY! This hedgehog goes fast every day. Ain't no time for slow cookers for SONIC. Keep it real kids.

You tell me, missed trips.

What's Gollum precious?

fuck.

That just made my mouth water

fookin 'ell

My mom uses it to make roasts, chicken and chilli mostly
Used to get about I've good use out of it a week it can be more work to prep and clean but it makes a lot of food and once it's cooking you can just let it do it's thing

Hoolyshit this is literary genius.

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>put in big ass pork roast
>throw in however many chicken thighs will fit in with the roast
>add a large sliced onion or 2
>fill crockpot with beef broth
>turn dial to high
>go to bed for 7-8 hours
>take out chicken thighs and roast with a wooden spoon or tongs
>shred pork and put it back in the pot and ladle the stew into containers for meals
>put thighs in other container for other,eats
>you now have chicken and pork stew for the week

Veeky Forums's nietzsche

>666

>he cant even cook properly in a slowcooker
>the easiest method of cooking
based retard tripfag

Swear by it, buy frozen chicken breasts bang 3 in slow cooker leave it about 2hours boom fresh chicken!

Plus all the dextrose and shit is cooked out of it because it stays at the bottom of the cooker.

Projecting.

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