How long do you have to lift before girls like this swipe right on you?

Agreed

Pancaketitties/10

Bra is shit, tits are always great.

bruh those tittays are saggy as fuck ayyyyylmao

I would rape her face to a pulp but those are some floppy dog ear tits. Possibly elf shoe titties. And it’s obvious that she shaves her mustache.

>elf shoe titties
thank you for this omg im laughing so hard

I butchered 2 playboys and tacked all the nudes on the walls of my home gym and I have soft core lesbian porn on my ipad when I workout. Every rep is ended with some variation of my inner monologue saying "pussy". *shrug* it motivates me. Yes, I got the idea from Patrick Bateman. Been working out solid for 2 months now and have seen signifigant changes tho not a ton of gains. working with just a couple sets of dumbells and a bench

real answer: 1 year. If it doesn't happen after a year (gotta give time for it to work so like 1.5-2 years) of consistent lifting then you're just ugly.

In clothes these tits look so fucking great but I gotta agree when they are naked the saggy tits are kind of off putting.

>Every rep is ended with some variation of my inner monologue saying "pussy". *shrug* it motivates me.

yikes. you know girls can see that kind of desperation in your face

They're youngsaggin', way different than oldsaggin'. Your comment betrays your itty bitty test level

I got a notification from Tinder earlier saying I've had 500 likes. I don't live in a big city either, near Little Rock. Still haven't ever really started a conversation with one. I just am not good with that shit on social media, they say "hi" I say durr "hey what's up" or whatever bullshit and get bored immediately

yeah, only beta boys who are insecure will like dicktits just for the sole reason they're big

why do you think low waged men are more likely to like bigger tits? they're too dumb to know how hideous big tits look when the bra comes off

C-D cup master race, because I like women to look good naked

...

>why do you think low waged men are more likely to like bigger tits?

>this memery again.
Stay salty chestlet enabler.

flatties are just as bad as fatties
last time I checked, C-D cups weren't chestlets

but hey, if you wanna deal with fat fridges with grandma tits forever then be my guest, I'll take my nice tittied women

You are retarded if you think there aren't great huge racks.
It's okay though, I think I understand.
You're just afraid of big titties.

>You are retarded if you think there aren't great huge racks.
maybe before they get too old and sag, but lets be honest, most big tit women you'll meet will have shit-tier low hanging salami nipple titties, I like C and Ds the best, they look good in clothes but also can look amazing without the bra

>It's okay though, I think I understand.You're just afraid of big titties.
thank you for proving my point. Most guys who've fucked large boobed women, unless they have ugly tit fetishes, will tell you that big boobs are horrible, why do you think so many guys who like big tits need to bring manliness into it? they don't actually like those saggy ballsacks of tits, they trick themselves into liking them because they think it will make them manly. not because they're actually quality tits

>Most guys who've fucked large boobed women, unless they have ugly tit fetishes, will tell you that big boobs are horrible
Fat chick tits don't count.
>they trick themselves into liking them because they think it will make them manly
Nice projection.
>I like C and Ds the best
Good for you, I aim higher.

what do I say now

Some low test shit here yikes. By the time breasts start sagging majorly you and your partner are gonna be middle aged and should be giving more of a shit about each other than just appearances.

>"I'm loyal"
>is a woman
Oxymoron

I trick myself into getting hard from seeing big tits? What kind of autistic ass logic is that.

>tfw I love titties like this
Am I gay?

"I'm the one asking the fucking questions here, private. Do you understand?"

>posting udders with bras on and high cut shirts to prove big boobs are better when the entire point of this convo was that fat tits looked like shit without bras
>Fat chick tits don't count.
they weren't fat but ok
>Nice projection.
>is literally acting like a butthurt saggy tit hoe
>calls other people projecting for stating facts
>Good for you, I aim higher.
I like my womens tits to look nice, no thanks

>By the time breasts start sagging majorly you and your partner are gonna be middle aged and should be giving more of a shit about each other than just appearances.
not even the point, large cow tits start sagging in their teen years, in HS I dated 3 chicks, two had trip Ds one had H,they were so saggy and hideous, looked deflated as well, their nipplles were the size of plates, in fact one of thems nipples literally took up most of her tits, if she got a nipple reduction and breast lift she would be barely an A, in college dated a girl with C/small Ds, they were round, perfect, sexy, cute nipples. looked a lot like missalices

"what is conditioning""what is psychology"

The fuck kind of lead-in was that, user? You've already shit the bed.

Do girls even have interests? They always put the most generic shit on their profiles.

>I love music!
Who the fuck doesn't? I've literally never even heard of someone having disliked it. On top of that, they ALL like the same fucking combinations of artists.

>OMG I luv food!
Again... WHO doesn't?

>I love animals!
Yeah, every bitch does. Just different types like cats and dogs but it is always one or the other.

Meanwhile, guys generally like different shit. Different sports, different styles of music/artists, video games, and even styles. Why the fuck are girls so monolithic? They barely differ. Yeah some of them act differently but as far as activities and hobbies and shit they ALL like the same shit.

Then again who am I kidding, tinder is literally a fucking pussy slave trade where it is sold to the highest buyer. Fuck this makes me mad, just looking at this bitch I can tell she gets by just with her chest and dumb basic fucking painted on eyebrows. Meanwhile I spend 2 hours in the gym every day and it doesn't even matter because I'm 5'9". Girls literally just have to have a pulse to have cock on demand.

You answered your own question. They've never had a reason to develop a personality.

>my preference of tits are absolute, everyone else is wrong on a subjective subject
>dates girls with large breasts, complains about large breasts, the fuck you even date them for in the first place if that's not your thing lol
K, yeah you are actually autistic. Please keep posting and telling us your sexual preference that we don't care to hear about.

>44300133
its almost as if men are engineered to advance our species and society while women are just there to keep us reproducing

Not at all

t. Godlike face

>being this angry at big tits.
It's not our fault you have terrible judgement in chests.

He's probably one of those faggots from Veeky Forums that wander over here and try shoving their shit taste in flat hipster bitches on us.

I'm sure it's just the eventually push back from all of my pro-cowtit posts.
I stepped up my cowtit propaganda on Veeky Forums and it seems to be working.
Chestlets are getting disparaged and their enablers will always take the bait.

>c-can I be your boyfren

why do people like saggy titties?

Fighting the good fight man. Just came back to Veeky Forums after a couple years. Good to see this place didn't get all cucked up.

>Good to see this place didn't get all cucked up.
I hate to break it to you, but the board can be summed up in three words.
>onions
>soy
>bloat
This is not the Veeky Forums you once knew.

No they can't, I wear a balaclava when I'm out in my van picking up grills.

She kinda reminds me of Egoraptor. Is it just me?

>doing this creepy autistic degenerate shit
>not lifting with icons of Saints in your homegym that is blessed by your local Orthodox priest
not gonna make it

>">dates girls with large breasts, complains about large breasts, the fuck you even date them for in the first place if that's not your thing lol"
>not realizing the whole reason why I hate big tits is because I know what they're actually like
ok
> Please keep posting and telling us your sexual preference that we don't care to hear about
but you can apparently
>liking nice tits instead of bad ones
>terrible judgement

How big is too big tho?
>.webm unrelated

Took 3 tries to figure out "hmmm maybe I don't like this.
>but you can apparently
Almost like there are more people in this thread than just you an I.
>liking nice tits instead of bad tits
Still not understanding nice is subjective. Your opinion is not absolute no matter how bad you want it to be. Other people are posting pictures of big tits in here and you come in some self righteous rant trying to preach C/D's only! Cool dude, that is your thing. We don't care. You are literally trying to preach fetishes/preferences to people. That is the definition of retarded. lol

i wish for her to have an at least nice ass with wide hips, bc those titos are shit tier.

I was referring to the three high school girls you were complaining about.
I can discern from a few glances whether or not a girl's chest is decent.
This is because I am a connoisseur of big tits.
You, however, had struck out because you found the girls with shit chest shapes, not sizes.

i suddenly have the urge to convert to islam

>Took 3 tries to figure out "hmmm maybe I don't like this.
maybe because I didn't see one or two bad boobs and thought "maybe all big boobs are bad" the third one along with seeing other giant boobs be released from bras maybe me realize it's a 1/100 chance you'll find worthy enough boobs than are trip d or bigger
>Still not understanding nice is subjective.
sure, it's subjective, there are guys out there with ugly boob fetishes, but lets base it on what most people think is attractive
basically
>fullness
>perkiness
>good boob/nipple ratio
>round

which 99% of the time, girls with Cs and Ds have all of it, which is why me and most other people think they're superior, and no you're not high test just because you like sad dicktits, it's already been proven men who are richer have more testosterone

buckeyepmr.com/chiropractic/harvard-study-on-testosterone-and-success/

and what do richer and successful men like? not large tits

metro.co.uk/2016/01/13/study-finds-poorer-men-like-bigger-breasts-while-the-richer-like-them-smaller-5621310/

> You are literally trying to preach fetishes/preferences to people. That is the definition of retarded. lol
you were literally trying to convince us sad dicktits are high test and any man who doesn't like ugly dicktits is low test beta but okay

>You, however, had struck out because you found the girls with shit chest shapes, not sizes.
that's the thing, 99% of most giant tits come with shit chest shapes, are there some good ones? maybe, but most large tits are shit, sorry

>I can discern from a few glances whether or not a girl's chest is decent.This is because I am a connoisseur of big tits.

get a load of this guy, I thought the exact same, I saw nice juicy big breasts in bikinis and a small waist, when it came off they look like long large dicks with brown saucer nipples, even juicy looking tits can look like shit when the bra comes off, that only further proves my point

breh if any tits look like dicks to you I think you might be a faggot or you may want to check in with your doctor on the condition of your member

i like you

>that's the thing, 99% of most giant tits come with shit chest shapes, are there some good ones? maybe, but most large tits are shit, sorry
Your sample size of three high school girls doesn't mean much to me.

>I saw nice juicy big breasts in bikinis and a small waist, when it came off they look like long large dicks with brown saucer nipples
Okay I see the problem here.
You should get your eyes checked out.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dick Tits

it's a saying lmfao, it's when tits are long and cylinder like, if you like long saggy tits then YOU might be gay

ikr?

>Your sample size of three high school girls doesn't mean much to me.
then ask around, most men who fuck big titty chicks who are mentally stable know how shit tier they really are, I know plenty of men who complained like crazy about how much they hated big tits when they found out the truth about them

>Okay I see the problem here.You should get your eyes checked out.
I mean if you think the fat STD infested feminist tumblrina with sad droopy tits looks good maybe you should to

>I know plenty of men who complained like crazy about how much they hated big tits when they found out the truth about them
Here's my anecdote.
Every single guy I know, when asked if they wished their gf's tits were bigger, said yes.
Not a single one of them said no.

>I mean if you think the fat STD infested feminist tumblrina with sad droopy tits looks good maybe you should to
Where did I say or even imply any of that?
The only pictures I've posted were of girls with great racks.

You are right tits bigger than triple D that are "worthy" are rare(because they are typically on fat chicks). Just because something is hard to achieve/find doesn't mean it isn't worth chasing. Figured you would have learned that posting on a fitness board.

>YEAH I KNOW ITS SUBJECTIVE BUT IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I LIKE ITS BECAUSE THEY HAVE "UGLY BOOB FETISH" XD
K, yeah you aren't really grasping this concept of subjective.

>b-b-but rich guys have more testosterone and they like small tits!
Cool man, I'm cruising on 500mg a week and I like huge tits. Pretty sure my test levels are higher than some study that suggests probably a 10% higher baseline test level. By your logic, my opinion must be an absolute truth! /s Additionally, your study references men of middle age. Probably not too applicable when everyone on this site is probably in their prime.

>you are trying to convince high test likes big tits
Once again, there are numerous people in this thread not just you and I. I never said that at all. I literally in my post said tit size preference is subjective and criticizing other's preference trying to preach your own is retarded.

>You are right tits bigger than triple D that are "worthy" are rare(because they are typically on fat chicks). Just because something is hard to achieve/find doesn't mean it isn't worth chasing. Figured you would have learned that posting on a fitness board.
jesus he has a family

>Every single guy I know, when asked if they wished their gf's tits were bigger, said yes.
there's a difference between bigger VS saggy dick tits no one likes, I mean if their girlfriends tits are a handful, who know what they say when they mean bigger, most of the time they only want them slightly bigger, not two long misshapen dicktits

>Where did I say or even imply any of thatThe only pictures I've posted were of girls with great racks.

yeah, if most her sagginess is the only reason why she has tits that big then it's far from great unless you like tits that look like cylinders, I like tits that look like tits

> Just because something is hard to achieve/find doesn't mean it isn't worth chasing
I mean, if I get to fuck 9/10 medium or slightly large tits that are nice and don't look deformed when I take their bra off vs fucking ugly tit hoe after ugly tit hoe in search of a big 7/10 tit hoe that happens to have perky nice tits with good nipples, then I'd stick with my average size tit girls, thanks

>K, yeah you aren't really grasping this concept of subjective.
I did say it's subjective, but you're not understanding, maybe if we evolved over time to like saggy dicktits then sure, but currently, in our society, and most other societies, the most desirable breasts are full, perky, with good boobs to nipple ratio, which most big tit women don't have

>Cool man, I'm cruising on 500mg a week and I like huge tits. Pretty sure my test levels are higher than some study that suggests probably a 10% higher baseline test level. By your logic,Probably not too applicable when everyone on this site is probably in their prime.
LMFAO are you trying to disprove something that's literally been proven just because you think you like dicktits? assuming you aren't BSing about your test levels or are conditioned into liking dicktits rather than what comes naturally to you, you're one in billions

Tell me what you think of "breast envy".
>hardmode: no buzzwords like dicktits.

>"breast envy".
breast envy is about liking NICER tits, not bigger, I knew dicktits (nah I use it when I want) that were jealous of her friends smaller tits because they were perkier and she has smaller nipples, the more you know

also the girl on the left is nowhere near what I would consider large or gigantic,in fact her size is in my preference, given she is still wearing a push up bikini and the chestlet isn't wearing much padding so it ain't fair competition

itty bitty titty committee here

A-B cups are best and last the longest,

moofatbags are gross on a fit chick

t. Pilav
Love you :3

> 1000 cock stare

Why would I lift for a retarded thot like that. You are gay.
Anons what should I say to this dumbass roastie, funniest one or dubs and Ill send it

Big tits dont exist on fit chicks, aside from physiological reasons big breasted women dont feel insecure enough to need to pursue a male activity for interest. At most they do pilates because they can get any guy they want regardless.

Last question.
I'm already convinced you are just a delusional shitposter but this will seal the deal.
What's your bench 1 rep max?

Big Titty Bandit here.
I bet you feel really uncomfortable when a guy flexes his pecs.

My gym crush is a titcow, though she is the only of her kind.

"when can I spit in your mouth"

alt

"have you heard of Crest Whitestrips, they're not just for black people's teeth"

>big breasted women dont feel insecure
have you ever even talked to a big breasted woman m8?
most of them are insecure as fuck and lazy

Its all about the face

>I'm already convinced you are just a delusional shitposter but this
yes how shitty of me, how dare I like nice tits

look, you stick with your dicktits forever, I'll stick with my beautiful breasted women, okay? lmfao

i hate this type the most
because she could be good supporting wife but instead she went full retard

wasted potential is worse than no potential at all

forgot to attach picrelated lmao

> (You)
>Big Titty Bandit here.
>I bet you feel really uncomfortable when a guy flexes his pecs.

My opinion is that dudes with real big pecs are using them for substitute boobs and have mommy issues. It does make me feel sad for them.

I'm much more in tune with the the aesthetic/functional level of pec development

K you stick to average. I will hold out for the big ones. It's like we can each coexist with our preferences. Crazy.

>currently, in our society, and most other societies, the most desirable breasts are full, perky, with good boobs to nipple ratio, which most big tit women don't have
Cool. I'm perfectly content going after my preference not just what is popular. I also like full, perky, good boobs with proportionate nipples. I just like size added on top of that. Call me greedy I guess. Point is some big tit woman have all that and those are the women I go after.

>trying to disprove something that has been proven
It hasn't been proven though. You linked a singular study about middle age men thinking about TRT. lol

>assuming you aren't BSing about your test levels or are conditioned into liking dicktits rather than what comes naturally to you, you're one in billions
When I'm off cycle D's or bigger were always my preference. But as I said I have been cruising on 500mg and when I am on I 100% prefer like DDD's, G's, or more. Am I trying to prove more test = bigger tit preference? Fuck no that is stupid. But in my case it holds true. But you seem to be hellbent on going through some mental gymnastics thinking I conditioned myself into liking big tits as if I would waste my time trying to shrink the pool of woman I actively find attractive. So once again we come back to the crazy concept of subjectiveness. Some people just like big tits. When I am on the sauce I prefer even bigger tits. I am not trying to make some broad statement about human sexuality with that it is just my personal experience.

But I am finally expecting some immature "DICKTITS LUL I DONT LIKE IT YOU MUST HAVE CHAINED YOURSELF TO A CHAIR WATCHING BIG TIT PORN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN LOL MUH TEST LEVELS"

Anyways, I got work tomorrow so I am out. Have fun trying to convert people to your sexual fetish. lol

Sub2pl8 bencher detected.
You have no business discussing chests when you have a shit chest yourself.
It all makes sense now.

>My opinion is that dudes with real big pecs are using them for substitute boobs and have mommy issues.
Wew lad.
The absolute state of chestlets.
> It does make me feel sad for them.
Cope City Population: You.

Jesus Christ brehs, I JUST had the worst Tinder experience ever.

>match with decent looking girl
>normally match with ugly girls who don't even respond to my messages
>send girl "so does this mean we're boyfriend and girlfriend now" line
>she responds now (a few hours later)
>says she was just swiping with her friends
>says they all thought I was ugly but told her to swipe right because I had a picture of my dog (by itself)
>tried to play off the hurt
>she responds saying she swiped for laughs and would never ever go on a date with me
>unmatched me
>I just uninstalled Tinder

This was like every /r9k/er's "she asked me out just so that everyone could laugh at me" nightmare turned into reality. At least the evidence is gone forever, unless she screenshotted for whatever reason.

Ikr these thots need to be put in their place

Send her 49 faggots and 1 dune coon

They only ever get insecure over male attention towards their chest, most start covering them mid-20s. My wife is an F, she knows they are great and we like insulting boy bodied women all the time.

>I'm much more in tune with the the aesthetic/functional level of pec development
That's a funny way of saying you are some faggot from Veeky Forums who can't bench 1 plate.

> I also like full, perky, good boobs with proportionate nipples. I just like size added on top of that.
which most cow tit women don't have

>Point is some big tit woman have all that and those are the women I go after.
then find me cowtits who have perky full breasts with nice nipples, naturally. PROTIP you cant

>It hasn't been proven though. You linked a singular study about middle age men thinking about TRT.
then look it up dicktitlover there are several studies

"waaah you don't like these sad ballsacks with nipples so saggy and hideous they're literally at the bottom, you don't bench waah how dare you like women with nice tits"

i was ottermode
but shes like a 6/10

once u reach aesthetic mode u get the 9s brah haha just b urself

Who hurt you

Yeah this guy scream DYEL. He's afraid of woman with a bigger chest circumference than him. lol

>goes to a whoring app
>im loyal

10/10 start up convo user btw

>People who use tinder are of the same type
NO!? REALLY!?

Seriously, stay on tinder long enough and its the same shit over and over. Actually go outside and meet girls in different situations and its nothing but unique personalities.

>They only ever get insecure over male attention towards their chest

yeah, you definitely haven't talked to many large tit women, breasts lifts and nipple reductions are a thing for a reason
>My wife is an F, she knows they are great and we like insulting boy bodied women all the time.
so your wife is a cow and a whore, doesn't mean all big tit women are lmao, also femininess of a body doesn't revolve around if tits look like udders or not, it's about proportion, hips, perkiness and breast fullness and skin

I thought my fiance and I were the only ones who did that. She has G's and we always bust a laugh when watching movies and they try hyping up some "sexy" girl with B cups getting naked. Small world. lol

I diddle 225 incline bench every Wednesday at the Y and don't look like a pregnant female gorilla, fuck me right?

>10/10 start up convo user btw
thanks I thought it was pretty funny too