>why should I eat onions? Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%. It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).
>does it have to be raw? Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.
>how much should I eat? Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.
>How do I eat it? Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.
>How do I get rid of onion breath? Cinnamon, lime juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
>what are some common effects? Different onion lads have reported random aggression, higher lifts, quicker recovery, and less insomnia. If you have taken the onion pill, please report effects.
On a side note onions fucking thinned my blood! I filled the sample up 3 times as fast.
Jaxson Jenkins
BASED ONIONMAN WEH WEH WEH
Jaxon Collins
is that good or bad?
Jordan Campbell
Cakes have layers...
Matthew Gomez
I just grill them and add a bit of salt into them. Tastes amazing actually.
Cooper Taylor
where you the only one who submitted results?
Adam Gutierrez
It lowers heart attack and stroke .
Kevin Lewis
I’m excited to see the results, based onion poster. If your t scores actually do go up, I’ll finally take the onion pill.
John Parker
I believe I am the only one. Here are my before results.
I'll post the new ones in a separate thread as soon as I get them.
Carson Bennett
Red onion yellow. Which one is best?
Camden Thompson
I'm not gonna fall for this one big onions. Also, why don't you just inject test directly at this point, you clearly are in need of it.
Ethan Long
Red for me.
Sebastian Richardson
Okay thx
Jayden Hughes
You were eating 1 onion a day right?
Ryan Perez
What foods go well with semi-caramelized onions? I love frying bacon and onions in its own fat but I'm looking for something new
Chase Walker
Egg A hamburger Broccoli
Benjamin Smith
Doing gods work, onionbrah
Brody Taylor
yes finally! love you bro, no homo
Julian Rogers
2 small red or 1 medium/large
Jason Hughes
Does frying onions null the benefits?
Evan Stewart
the the fucking op
Josiah Jones
Good job onion bro keep it up
Matthew Roberts
In case the nutrients from the onions increase test ---> it wouln't make a difference In case onions have a hormonal effect -----> raw is the way to go
we simply don't know yet
Isaiah Scott
Can't wait to shut down the doubters with this super scientific n = 1 experiment!
Nathaniel Price
I have had a few positives anyway. Better hair growth Need less sleep Higher sex drive If it comes up as nill then I'll still have raw onions just not as vigilantly. Thanks! I love you too user MAXIMUM JOJO Will do Fair point but it's the best I can provide.
Grayson Ramirez
Onion bro
I have a question. I e been juicing large red onions and drinking the juice for 3 weeks now.
One effect I've found is that I am no longer interested in my current gf. No crazy horny feeling or bad effects like I've read.
Have you experienced this?
William Gray
has no one done any before/after pics yet? it's been a while since this meme was born
Justin Green
> science > iran i guess that's why this shithole believes in a sandnigger religion
wew
Jackson Baker
The opposite. I only want my gf. Porn is tasteless and useless to me now I'm onioning.
Perhaps the increased mental capacity has driven you to a different conclusion.
Benjamin Mitchell
Mr Onion man, who did you you use for your tests? I too am a UK fag.
Jose Kelly
Medichecks There is a male hormone one specifically.
Benjamin Morales
New study points to soy, lentils, oats, and nuts for increased estrogen levels
Nathaniel Jones
Have my blessings!
Gabriel Gutierrez
So I did this onion salad: >Half (125g) of purple onion >Half avocado >1 tomato >1 garlic clove >50g-60g of panela cheese >salt >pepper >olive oil >2 lime juice
Chop everything, then put it on a bowl and combine it, let it sit for 15 min and then enjoy
So, IMO that onion was too fucking big so I ate just the half, shoudl I eat it complete?
Luis Flores
Kill all vegans!
Aaron Martin
Eat it complete, dumb faggot.
Caleb Brown
,,The fact that he shouts and complains about such a movement therefore is only a sign that it is right. We are therefore delighted that we are constantly attacked in the Soyboy gazettes. They may shout about the health benefits of lower testosterone levels. We answer with Mussolini’s familiar words: “lower testosterone levels? Never! It is social hygiene. We take these individuals out of circulation just as a doctor does to a bacterium.''
Nolan Johnson
It's the amount you eat on 1 day that matters. However you don't want it drying out, so if you must leave some, put it in oil so the juices don't evaporate.
Dominic Sanders
ok thanks fagget
Jacob Scott
do you eat red or white onion?
Josiah Jones
Red. Taste better. Apparently has more of the good stuff.
Zachary Ortiz
Nice copypasta.
Joshua Wilson
How can we make any inference if we don't know the standard deviation of your regulat test fluctuation?
Camden Martinez
That is a good point. I tried to get an answer regarding acceptable variance.
I have yet to receive an answer.
I will just take it at face value. Before and after.
Everything else is subjective and I don't have much choice.
Jordan Hall
I'm a 5'6 manlet. I heard in of these threads that onions also increased growth hormone in the rats. Could I have a source on that? Is it even possible to grow more at 18?
Colton Collins
no
Andrew Cox
When is the best time of day to consume the onion?
I wouldn't want to do morning because of work and having onion breath lingering. Would I get an upset stomach eating it before bedtime?
Hunter Sullivan
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Jackson Turner
>Better hair growth This alone should have people interested. I'll be having onions just for the hair gainz
Michael Long
>not already having 1 raw onion and a shit ton in your cooked foods not gonna make it
Benjamin Jackson
Yup. It's not solved my hair issues but it's made the hair even and regrow a fair amount on the crown.
David Baker
inb4 onion dude started a cycle and is trolling all of us
Easton Nelson
>this guy shot himself in the head and died, I think shooting yourself kills you >lol only one guy?
Christopher Carter
>unironically being this retarded If it were just one guy who died getting shot in the head, you might have a point. But it's not, so you don't.
Jordan Rodriguez
Interesting finds on balding,if true. Any more info? Also who here have 100 %natural onions from grandmas farm that youve helped plant?
Charles Wood
>he needlessly throws in "unironically" so his post seems more Veeky Forums More than one person has eaten onions, you know
Owen Thomas
onionman, do you eat red or white onion?
Ryan Williams
Red
Austin Torres
Did you start to smell or is that a meme?
Bentley Cook
>EATING ONIONS TO RAISE TEST IS A TROLL-MEME. As troll-memes go it's more-or-less harmless but nevertheless it IS A TROLL-MEME. Furthermore: >You are not an Iranian lab rat The study was done at some Iranian (lol) Universtity with LAB RATS. There have been NO HUMAN STUDIES done whatsoever, so there is NO EVIDENCE that onions do anything for human male testosterone levels. *** THIS IS THE DEFINITIVE WORD ON THE SUBJECT ***
Eating a raw onion is not likely to cause you any health problems. But the only 'guaranteed' effects it will have will be: * Unpleasant for most people to eat raw * Stinky breath and possibly stinky sweat/body odor * 'Disrupted' digestion * A feeling of extreme foolishness when you realize YOU FELL FOR ANOTHER STUPID TROLL-MEME * Embarassment when you realize THE TROLLS ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR EXPENSE
Now, then: You want a GUARANTEED way to raise your testosterone level? Here's what you do: >LIFT >EAT >SLEEP >REPEAT UNTIL SUCCESS This is the ONLY verified way to raise testosterone levels in your body. Stop looking for cheesy shortcuts and DO THE WORK.
Jonathan Murphy
>le happy merchant face
Chase Reyes
Genuinely, thanks for doing this bro
Christian Gomez
Onionman,do you actually lift? What are your stats? Sorry,don't want to sound offensive. I was aware of that onion meme, but it went under my radar that someone was really doing this "scientifically"
Angel Fisher
Fuck off you dirty pleb and let me eat my onions.
Xavier Ross
beats your n = 0.
Noah Wright
Whats your thought on scallions and green onions? The ""baby """ variety of a vegetable usually has more of the good stuff gram for gram and these taste a lot better raw compared to mature onions
William Gutierrez
>EAT He is eating you fucking moron, ita not some maymay goji bery it's Onions,one of the most widely consumed foods in the world All you hardcored gymcells eat like shit,always lacking in variety,muh oats muh rice. Literally chicken feed
Ethan Scott
At first I did. But it went. After 7ish days it normalized
No worries. I might do long Jack next.
37 years old I have been lifting for years. Badly at first Qualified as PT Sorted out fair and workout 2 steroid cycles years ago Competed Won a comp
Got ill lost a ton of weight 2 fucking stone 2 years ago.
Now train 5 days a week
Pic me winning.
Onion Had same diet for 42 days Kept workout Diet Sleep Everything I can I have kept the same.
Gavin Morales
Don't know. No harm in eating veg though.
Jaxon Sullivan
holy shit chad
Bentley Cruz
>onionman was a fully fledged competing bodybuilder all along jesus fuck
Gabriel Turner
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Isaac Smith
Well we can assume that the test increase for a body builder will be less than for a DYEL. They already have good test, no room to get 300%
Hunter Morales
That was me at my peak. I'm unfortunately not as super super buff and lean.
My test was suppressed and it took me a while to get back to where I am now.
Pic me now.
Xavier Miller
DO all types of onions count?
Such as sweet onions (not spring onions, fully formed sweet onions), purple onions, etc.
Carter Baker
>2 steroid cycles years ago
there we go, growth hormones still dormant in his body
WE'RE STILL FUGGED.
Logan Long
We don't really have any data on this. The only real data we get is from onionbro, but if it looks promising maybe more anons start experimenting and then you can start asking questions like this.
Oliver Peterson
Do you recommend doing a cycle for dyel auschwitz modes? Or is it too risky for your health?
Also, is it bad for the heart?
Jeremiah Johnson
>It's 12:06am in England TODAY'S THE DAY, BOYS
Dominic Ward
You are a good looking man Mr. Onion, no homo, looking forward to seeing the results
Cooper Davis
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Ryan Jones
>It's 11:15AM in Australia >Probably won't see results until 13th
I'm so upset
Blake Rodriguez
According to those studies, the supposed increase in test was due to antioxidants killing free radicals in the rodents' testicles. This means that anything with antioxidants should be good for increasing test levels. Idk how much antioxidants scallions have, though.
Also, >The first group (control group of 10 subjects) was given ordinary food, the second group (10 subjects) was given 0.5 g/kg of fresh onion juice a day, and the third group (also 10 subjects) were given 1.0 g/kg of onion juice every day.
>On the twentieth day, sperm samples were taken and testosterone levels measured.It was determined that serum total testosterone significantly increased in all the test groups, and levels of Luteinizing Hormone (LH) significantly increased only in the group that received the high dose of fresh onion juice
I don't know what Luteinizing Hormone is, but test levels increased in all of the rodents, including those who didn't have onions... WTf?
Xavier Bell
Homo daylight savings faggot
Joseph Gonzalez
Onions make you cry therefore lower test and increase estrogen
This onion meme is a conspiracy to further feminize the west
Dominic Brooks
Enjoy prison faggot. The FBI is already getting all the paperwork in order to put you away for a long long time.
Brayden Brooks
>Fuck off you dirty pleb and let me eat my onions. No. Stop eating onions right now. I'm reporting you to the police.
Jacob Long
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Bentley Hughes
rate my salad recipe >1 medium to large onion >1 large cucumber >1 whole romaine heart >2 small or 1 large tomato >2 garlic cloves >dice all the ingredients >add salt and pepper >optional: add olive oil >mix it all up takes me 20 minutes to prepare and fills me up for a while. great for a cut
