Which is the right way of sleeping, Veeky Forums?

Which is the right way of sleeping, Veeky Forums?

None of those.

Deadlift sleepers

Back.

my shoulders are too big, can't sleep on side for very long

Back. First time you have a shoulder injury you’ll never be able to go back.

Once you go back you never go back aha

I used to sleep on my stomach but now i sleep on my back with my dick in my hand

Stomach sleeping is the most natural way. One knee should be bent and your body propped on it, which covers the penis to protect from insects and also removes pressure from the spine. Arm should be used as a make shift pillow which allows room for the ear to hear as well as providing head support.

autofellatio, the Veeky Forums way

Unnatural and uncomfortable sleeping posture that didn't even exist until people had mattresses.

>Which is the right way of sleeping, Veeky Forums?

I just wanna know what do with my balls. They're always being crushed between my thighs.

On the floor

Enjoy your face wrinkles and/or back problems

Used to sleep on my back, still think it's most comfortable, but I snored so much that I trained myself to fall asleep on my side

I don't believe this at all. If I sleep on a floor or the ground it feels completely natural to sleep on my back. I don't see how people having a mattress could have built that instinct.

>Once you go back you never go back aha
>aha

Thanks for the huge chuckle buddy.

Stomach sleeper here. Think it's caused my horrible lordosis and some nerve pain. How does one become a back sleeper?

by sleeping on your back

I've tried man. I always wake up on my stomach tho

Tie yourself down.

How will he untie himself in the morning? Also, l-lewd...

I was a side/stomach sleeper until a week ago when I woke up with intense pain in my penor like I strained something and had ED for a few days. From now on i'm a back sleeper, i'm taking no risks.

Back is probably the best for your neck
But I’m a cuddler so side

Yes!

Get an old tshirt and cut some tennis balls in half and attach them to the front of it. This way sleeping on your front will be uncomfortable and you'll roll back onto your side/back when asleep

Underrated

I unironically sleep the Veeky Forums way when I sleep alone

reversed tho, stomach down and face into mattress, no pillow

>he doesn't sleep on the bare floor!

>laughingsluts.jpg

It is neither unnatural nor uncomfortable, in fact it feels amazing.

My sister in law sleeps like pic related (sometimes).
I still have no idea how she does it, but we all give her shit for it.

Sleeping on my back feels the best, but falling asleep that way takes some witchcraft I haven't mastered.

with another human.

sleep on your side with her in front and interlock your legs.

Its a resting position in yoga so i imagine it might feel comfortable enough for her to sleep like that

I've known women that do this as well.

Now you just need to tape her wrist to her ankles and run a train on her muff

thanks naruto

fag

Damn I miss this

I had to get a new pillow after a while lifting for this reason.

i tried doing yoga once and that position is actually really comfortable

also known as the windmill of friendship and tolerance position