STOP HARASSING WOMEN IN GYMS

STOP HARASSING WOMEN IN GYMS

>things that never happened

*guy approaches two women working out, with concerned eyebrows at the ready*

Guy: Can I use that? *points at equipment*

Girl: Okay

*later on*

*Girl writes that post*

*End scene*

Thats what really happened

The reverse happens to me. A few times a girl has decided she just has to start doing romanian deadlifts directly in front of me.

It is really distracting and makes my workout feel longer.

>something innocuous happens
>woman complains

Like pottery

...

>and makes my workout feel longer.
anything else it seems to elongate?

Wait isn't this fart rape?

>flirtatious eyebrows at the ready
Did some autist seriously try this face out already?

>man asks how many sets they have left at squat rack
>before he can finish his sentence, one of the females interrupts him
>makes random fart comment
>walk away from that psycho cunt

Why did you switch from third to first person?

>New grill at my gym
>Starts working out right behind me while I'm cable rows
>I leave for the E Z curl rack
>Gets on a machine pushed right up against me (small gym)
>Drink water between sets to be away and finish asap and go to changing area where shoes are
>Get hoodie and coat on but not sweatpants, she started walking my way
>Flee into the 0 degree weather in shorts
Was a close one lads

Yea sure kid. Stop being a creeper at the gym.

>man complaints about women complaining
Like clockwork

if only women would stop complaining so we didn't have to complain about them

based subtle braposter

>doing my normal routine
>Girl comes in and started doing some yoga shit right in front of the only squat rack
>she is obviously not using it and I need to squat
>Try and ignore her ass pointed right at me since it's pretty average
>Eventually she leaves
>Looks back at me and glares
>Hear her complain loudly about some guy staring at her ass while she was excersizing to her friend as she leaves the gym
Do they just do this shit to feel validated, or do they realy think any guy near them is eye raping them?

Both

either she is crazy or she caught you checking her average ass out for just a second

>#metoo

>and then the class all stood up and applauded

Should've retorted.

>Girl, my ass looks better than yours.
Don't be surprised if you look like a gayboi after that though.

How many “me too”s probably happened exactly like this?

t. roastie

Name of the girl? Alice Einstein

Kek. God willing the memes will be good this year boys

>two women standing in front of a bench talking about the latest episode of America's Got Talent
>haven't moved for the last 10 minutes
>walk up to ask to use the bench
>one of the women looks at you and doesn't find you attractive
>before you can even ask to use the bench, she tells you she just farted
>walk away confused
More accurate? If he was attractive, how would it have gone down?

At least make a believable lie

Which one of you was this?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>someone from Veeky Forums
>actually at the gym

I have seen guys do that. Or the most retarded thing: having sunglasses, lift them upward without taking them of, lowering the chin and looking at a female up and down

In gyms I have seen skinny dyel looking at women mouth open and staring continuously, although this is more of a juvenile thing, like kids that see a beautiful women for the first time and are mesmerized.

>user complains about man complaining about women complaining
Does the cycle ever end? This is a complaint btw

this pasta gets more disgusting every time it's posted I fucking swear

>miscarriage intensifies

Do women really convince themselves these things happen? Holy shit its like their reality is one big day dream

>and then everyone clapped

came here to post this, thank you user.

Good thing I don't talk to anyone at the gym.

So funny!!

I think It is not about harrasing but
>I am on the gym
>I have attention of men there!
>I am hot stuff now

WHAT THE FUGG NO BRAPPOSTERS ALREADY?

It's all about the face.

Lmao, my wife tells me all the time how she overhears dumbass bimbos in the changing room

"Like OMG I'm going to get so like buff and hot. I hope I can find a buff and hot guy here. Then we can be like buff and hot together. And everyone will be like SOOOOOOOOO jealous"

HAHAHA XD

There's a girl at my gym that fucking needs attention to live. She's actually quite nice, never does anything bitchy and pretty cute, but fuck me all she ever does is talk. If I share a platform with her I'll get two sets in to her one, at least.

>meanwhile in reality I've dated multiple chicks from my gym
>never got in trouble for approaching women
>even been approached myself

The reality us that as long as you're not ugly or a shitskin women will like being approached. The women in the OP are clearly angry bulldykes

Or maybe it's because I am eastern European and feminism isn't in yet.

Samefag

My uncle said this to my aunt at Thanksgiving and made her cry at the dinner table a free years ago
Awkward Thanksgiving that was

>I lift so much weights guys you can't even begin handle it

You know that female only gyms are a thing, right?
Oh wait, you can't fish for attention there.

>bring velociraptor gf to gym with you
>everyone gets done with machines right as you walk up to it
>no one on the benches
>no one in the squat rack
Good gym day

That's because your uncle is gay.

My sister thinks everybody and everyone is checking her out, she wears push-up bras and short-shorts and if a guy glances her way, he is a pervert checking her out. But it's funny cause she is a smallfat and nobody is really checking her out, she just likes attention whilst also complaining about it.

Why would you do that

She sounds retarded and you should post pics of her so we can laugh at her

>makes my workout feel longer.
what are you, one of those gays? I live for girls who do shit like that

Why the all caps? Im guessing retard cant find caps lock? The girl handled that situation well. She even spared the ugly males feelings by passing blame to a fart. You should be so lucky as to be rejected in such a way that allows you such an easy escape

...

.:/.goes go gym to "get fit"
...wears very tight, very short with a pushup bra instead of a sports bra. In full makeup with their hair done up.
....."to get fit?"....

I know what you mean
>girl keeps asking me how to use various workout machines
>annnd how do you use this one? Teehee
fucking hell they all have pictures on them how hard is it

There is this absolutely gorgeous girl at my gym but I never know how to start a conversation with her without looking like the annoying dude trying to hit on her while she works out so I’m thinking tonight I’m gonna drop a weight on my foot and ask her to take me to the hospital

Guy heaven when?

she wants to point out that people look at her while pretending to not like it so as to not look like a slut.

it's what women do.

i have never seen an approach at my gym that wasn't the girl trying to casually start a convo with a chad she was next to.

>athlete in training
>benching 70lbs, chains included

>look at thots at gym
>they complain
>dont look at thots at gym
>they complain

girls complain to their ugly friends about how creeps are CONSTANTLY checking them out
>diabolical

i think every girl who glances at me is miring
wishful thinking to assure myself im not ugly (its up in the air - some hot aspects, some gross aspects)

wait till she is on cardio machine, walk across gym to ask her to give you a spot when going for heavy bench

>asking for a girl to spot your heavy bench
Here are the two scenarios that will happen:
>you are using bitchweight that she can actually spot and she thinks you're a DYEL for asking a girl to spot your 135 bench
or
>you actually use heavy weight and she thinks you're retarded for asking her to spot your 315 bench, which means you're obviously using it as an excuse to flirt