Tfw no muscle powerbottom 6'4 ft 220 lbs husband to use his huge butt as a pillow and teach me how to lift

>tfw no muscle powerbottom 6'4 ft 220 lbs husband to use his huge butt as a pillow and teach me how to lift

What do

>6'4" 220 athletic guy
>read this thread
OwO what's this
too bad you're a faggot

>implying anyone but a faggot would want a powerbottom husband
Lol
Also don't use the f-word

Pls be girl

>wants a powerbottom
>girl
What's wrong with you

Rope hangs 1x1

> tfw no bearmode bf to pound me every night
also feels bad, OP

heterofag

I've actually fucked men in the ass, i gave up on trying to pursue girls because of the 4d chess you have to play to even be able to have the girl not despise you and get to talk to them. That's the mentality i got in high school, that mentality shaped my sexual fantasies, i couldn't fantasies about women because it felt so unrealistic and unattainable, so i would instead develop penis envy and image my big dick friend fucking girls and that developed into fanatsayins about doing sexual things with my friends.

Shit i have the same 2 friends i had since when i was 11, that's how hard it is for me to get close to people, also it might have something to do with thee mild autism.

Shit I've pigeon holed myself into homosexuality because of masochism and self loathing! How do i fix this nightmare? My only way now of ever being able to get any pussy is to be as fit and strong as possible. Maybe someday i get to fuck an attractive girl and not some middle age woman.

This is Veeky Forums. Faggot.

>This is Veeky Forums
Yes, it is. A site for men who watch chinese porn cartoons

Anime hasnt been the main draw of 4chins for at least a decade

Pls stop

How do I get an ass like that?

>OwO what's this
>he's the faggot

Can I be your wife

What exercises to get an ass like this, someone please tell me

Hip-thrusts and weighted kickbacks but it is mostly is fat distribution.
If you really want it you can get implants.

big fucking mood

>also tfw you have a buddy who is /bearmode/ and has the ass of every gay man's dreams and claims to be straight but you secretly think he likes you and you like him too


h-help me bros

>Veeky Forums
>not fucking dudes

Obvious bait

calf genetics are a bitch

Faggot faggot faggot faggot.

whats that a map of?
early explorer map of peru?

i'm a giant faggot and love the word faggot.

tbqh i feel like at this point "fag" is the only variation that's used offensively in public

nigger it's fuckin Middle Earth

For this to even be possible you would need to have some same sex attraction in the first place. You're bi, but too autistic to get a girl.

peru is fairly close to the equator, not sure if it touches it

meh, i've met guys who fucked guys before and then decided they really don't like men, but just liked the attention

source: am a giant homo

...

And those guys had some same sex attraction. They wouldn't get aroused by guys if that wasn't the case. They were curious and acted on their same sex attraction, but then decided they liked girls more, still bi.

What about a twank versatile?

>I wouldn't even be able to satisfy him!

not true. i've done the opposite (been with women, am a man) and realized that i can aesthetically appreciate grills but i dont like having sex with them. i am very much gay; dont identify as bi

rate

Great ass, rest of your body could be toned up a bit.

8/10 would call you Daddy as you ride my cock

>no homo

>Replying to pasta.

is 220lbs big now? am I big now?

oh shit

Objective reality doesn't care what you identify as. If you can get sexually aroused by the opposite sex you have hetero attraction, if you can get aroused by the same sex you have homo attraction. The mix is different for different people. If you were able to get sexually aroused by a female then you have some opposite sex attraction, regardless of how small it is in proportion to your homo attraction it is still there. There are people who can't get it up, or aroused by the same sex at all, those people have no same sex attraction.