We need a catchy rhyme for this shit

I can't believe you manlets haven't come up with a proper solid rhyming meme yet to counter the soyboy meme.

"Don't be a SOY BOY, be a ______ ______"

extra points if it begins with ONION

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tinyurl
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11880595
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

...but there is scientific proof that soy does not significantly modify hormone levels, while there is not scientific proof that onions modify hormone levels (one data point does not count as science)

Onion Bunion?

allium stallion

>not scallion

...

Dont be a SOY BOY, be like Paul Bunyan and eat an onion

ironically enough "OnionBro" looks like a soyboy

Let's do a Veeky Forums-sponsored study then. Get a bunch of nu-males from /v/ to get test levels, get them to eat onions and record their test-levels again.

>onion bunyian

THE COPYPASTA DESTROYS THE SOYBOY-POSTERS

Phytoestrogens and Disease: tinyurl com/hfxu23q
Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: tinyurl com/ja5s9k2
30-50% of men get manboobs: tinyurl com/zb58cbs
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: tinyurl com/z3kpvsw
220 women over 2 years soy study: tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: tinyurl com/hsm6ctb
Soy being fine for men: tinyurl com/zwddamh

Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms

>Onions are a troll meme! Don't eat them!!!
I see through your tricks Shlomo.

Good Goy.

>Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms
That's not how hormones work user.

onion dominion

I vote for this one

Savoy goy

bad goy?

>clicking any tinyurl link ever

you sound like a soyboy twink cuck with your little fruity rhyme challenge

Catarina Knight.

kek

kek i vote 4U
>i feel (you) in charge

>not using a VPN
found the newfag

BOY TOY

anion

like, user and onion...

>onion goy

Fuck that's what I was gonna say

Quecertin in Onions is a scientifically proven aromatase inhibitor. Onion man received results consistent with aromatase inhibitors. It is real.

onion bunyan
pic related

Sexual Warlord

I don't know why you retards think it could be anything else.

ON YON MON
but srsly did onionbro post his bloods?

He did. Test up, est down... but by amounts that are within the kind of day-to-day variation you'd expect to see in people. So not the silver bullet people were hoping for and something that, at best, really requires a whole lot larger sample size to prove it does anything significant.

Don't be a SOY BOY, be a GOOD GOY!

Boy Toy

Enlighten us with your middle-school education.

Soy boy is a gay term. Paul joseph watson and other numales make everyone that uses the word soy boy look gay. If anything use numale rather than soy boy, because soy has nothing to do with it

If you're trying to seriously degrade other males with gay sounding insults like "soy boy" and "numale" you are pretty gay bro.

Onion Studyon

Free test up 13%
Female hormone levels down 66%

This kills the soyboi

>how many onions per day and for how long did he do that?

2 red a day. Small or 1 medium.
42 days...
42...same diet same workout same sleep pattern it was a touch tedious

No I'm free!
I'm going to continue with the onions forever though.

Increased sex drive
Improved hair growth

>an onion a day keeps the bitchtits away

*ahem* Onion man begs to differ.

Based Stefan

>"Don't be a SOY BOY, be a ...but there is scientific proof that soy does not significantly modify hormone levels, while there is not scientific proof that onions modify hormone levels (one data point does not count as science)"

trips confirmed

Be an onion goy

Just tried my first raw onion...How did you manage to keep going? It's been 10min and I can still taste it, my stomach is burning, it's fucking awful.

goy toy

Don't eat it alone, make a salad with other vegetables. If you fear the smell you can squeeze a lemon in it.
Also, you get used both to the burning sensation and the aftertaste.

SOY MEME IS NOT SCIENCE

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224
>The results of this meta-analysis suggest that neither soy foods nor isoflavone supplements alter measures of bioavailable T concentrations in men.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106
>The intervention data indicate that isoflavones do not exert feminizing effects on men

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11880595
>These recent studies in men consuming soyfoods or supplements containing 40--70 mg/d of soy isoflavones showed few effects on plasma hormones or semen quality. These data do not support concerns about effects on reproductive hormones and semen quality.

Chop
Olive oil
Blue cheese

Also I found the same the first couple days, but it subsided.

>onions are a troll meme
>free test goes up
Good job refuting yourself retard.

Onionbro, are cooked unions an acceptable substitute? (if a bit worse)

Yeah good fucking luck with that faggot

I've been eating onions every day for 30+ days.
My experience so far:
>better eyesight
>eyes look better
>my old huge acne scar on neck got smaller
>strong erections
>random erections through the day (feel young again)
>more energy (i can do 10 pull ups now, couldn't do even 1 before)
>better sleep with vivid dreams (lots erotic scenarios, including anime girls)
>mouth feels very clean, tongue looks pink and healthy now
>less brain fog and longer attention span (watched anime for more than 3 hours today in one sit compared to max 1 hour before)
>my nose picks much more smells than before
>better mood (laugh more often)
>better muscle definition
>better facial hair

I'm glad I fell for this meme.

eating your veggies sure is great huh

Kill yourself

One of my buddies is taking cooked onions and measuring his test.

I'll let you know in 1 month.
Also I would keep raw for the time being

Reddit is so fucking mad about this

came to post this lmoa

...

Implying you can't just edit the numbers with paint kek

Did you change anything with your fitness regimen before and after doing onions?
What does your fitness regimen look like right now? How often do you liflt, how much do you lift, how much have you improved, what are your stats etc?

Don't be a SOY BOY, be a cute trap

this t bh :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Can someone do this same thing with garlic. Like 4 cloves raw daily enough?

We’re the Onion Minions making our way to the Test Fest

“Don’t be a soygoy, be an Onion Minion.”

PRAISE ONION

Don’t be a SOY BOY, be a SCALLION STALLION!”

I honestly can't stand raw, been eating cooked and I feel pretty good desu

its literally onion knight you fucking retards

theres like for different meme paths to take with it. FF tactics, that fat armored fuck from demon souls or whatever, or that guy from reddit of thrones. tactics is the only non gay option though

...

I guess I could but it's been a 42 day long troll.

I'm not that commited.

Work out has been the same for 62 dats.
20 days before
42 days during
Day1
Back
Chest
Shoulders
Day2
Leg
Lower back

Day 3 (short)
Arms
Abs

Day4
Day1

Day5
Day 2

Day 6
Optional day 3

My present workout is the same.
I'm going to change it.

My mate has jumped on and is doing the same but cooked.
I'll post results in 1 month.

Layered Goy?

Don’t be a soy boy, be an alt-right onionite!

Allium Pal

/alpal/

>iranian lab rat
misunderstanding "racist" worldviews and trying to use it to discredit the research sans argument.
you always out yourself in some way schlomo